True Blood Authority

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Join A.Ron and Cecily for a light and irreverent take on our favorite southern fried vampire series, HBO's True Blood.

Episodes

  1. 710 – “Thank You”

    26/08/2014

    710 – “Thank You”

    This week we review the series finale episode 710 of HBO’s True Blood entitled, “Thank You”.  It was perhaps the worst finale of television I have ever seen.  If you care to listen to 50+ minutes of several True Blood fans venting their spleens about it, feel free to do so.  Otherwise, enjoy the GIF of Eric bopping down the road, and remember better times. If you want to give us a shout out, or otherwise give us a piece of your mind, email us, check us out on Facebook, or Tweet us. If you want do directly support the podcasts we do, please check out our page on Subbable, and earn some cool rewards! As always, we appreciate any love you can give us on iTunes, and your patronage of our amazon affiliate link, amazon.baldmove.com. Remember, when you use our affiliate link, you get the same great prices, the same great shipping, you just send a little bit of love our way, courtesy of Amazon. Intro/Outro: “Death Is Not the End” by Bob Dylan

    1h 7m
  2. 709 – “Love Is to Die”

    19/08/2014

    709 – “Love Is to Die”

    This week A.Ron and Cecily break down the mostly terrible but oddly endearing and rewarding episode of HBO’s True Blood, episode 709, “Love Is to Die”. Topics discussed include Pam’s love of being silvered, Ginger’s wish fulfillment, the pulping of Sookie, the general terribleness of all things Jessica/Jason/Hoyt, and we cling to the Evil Bill theory to the bitter end. All this plus your feedback! See you next week for the finale! If you want to give us a shout out, or otherwise give us a piece of your mind, email us, check us out on Facebook, or Tweet us. If you want do directly support the podcasts we do, please check out our page on Subbable, and earn some cool rewards! As always, we appreciate any love you can give us on iTunes, and your patronage of our amazon affiliate link, amazon.baldmove.com. Remember, when you use our affiliate link, you get the same great prices, the same great shipping, you just send a little bit of love our way, courtesy of Amazon. Intro/Outro: “Fade Into Me” by Mazzy Star

    1h 5m
  3. 708 – “Almost Home”

    13/08/2014

    708 – “Almost Home”

    Cecily and A.Ron are really bummed out about how they’re choosing to close an otherwise promising True Blood season.  Tara dies to make way for a Lettie Mae redemption arc? Jessica hitches her wagon to the big dumb Hoyt horse, or maybe she doesn’t.  Bill mumbles a mess about how his memories of love are only darkness.  On the plus side, Eric is feeling better and we get treated to the sight of Violet preparing to use boob gougers and white hot phallus torture implements, so, you know, there’s that.  All this, plus a bit of mostly outraged feedback.  Next week we’ll all try to do better, okay Alan? If you want to give us a shout out, or otherwise give us a piece of your mind, email us, check us out on Facebook, or Tweet us. If you want do directly support the podcasts we do, please check out our page on Subbable, and earn some cool rewards! As always, we appreciate any love you can give us on iTunes, and your patronage of our amazon affiliate link, amazon.baldmove.com. Remember, when you use our affiliate link, you get the same great prices, the same great shipping, you just send a little bit of love our way, courtesy of Amazon. Intro/Outro: “Death Is Not the End” by Bob Dylan

    58 min
  4. 707 – “May Be The Last Time”

    05/08/2014

    707 – “May Be The Last Time”

    Cecily and A.Ron once again discuss HBO’s True Blood, this time for episode 707, “May Be the Last Time”, which is unfortunately kind of forgettable.  Andy cries, Violet shows off her antique sex toy collection, a vampire gets staked, and Bill and Sookie have some retro-relations, but still… yawn?  Let’s hope they pick up the pace for their final sprint to the finish, or else we might just have to keep dwelling on bloody vampire sex and potato-based sex ed.  Nobody wants that. If you want to give us a shout out, or otherwise give us a piece of your mind, email us, check us out on Facebook, or Tweet us. If you want do directly support the podcasts we do, please check out our page on Subbable, and earn some cool rewards! As always, we appreciate any love you can give us on iTunes, and your patronage of our amazon affiliate link, amazon.baldmove.com. Remember, when you use our affiliate link, you get the same great prices, the same great shipping, you just send a little bit of love our way, courtesy of Amazon. Intro/Outro: “May Be The Last Time, I Don’t Know” by May Be The Last Time, I Don’t Know

    1h 4m
  5. 706 – “Karma”

    29/07/2014

    706 – “Karma”

    Cecily and A.Ron break down another episode of HBO’s True Blood, “Karma”. We talk about Hep-V awareness, vampire probate law, messy breakups, what to do about Adilyn and Wade, some feedback from you fine folks, and a spoiler section courtesy some SDCC footage leaks. If you want to give us a shout out, or otherwise give us a piece of your mind, email us, check us out on Facebook, or Tweet us. If you want do directly support the podcasts we do, please check out our page on Subbable, and earn some cool rewards! As always, we appreciate any love you can give us on iTunes, and your patronage of our amazon affiliate link, amazon.baldmove.com. Remember, when you use our affiliate link, you get the same great prices, the same great shipping, you just send a little bit of love our way, courtesy of Amazon. Intro/Outro: “Death Is Not the End” by Bob Dylan

    1h 13m
  6. 705 – “Lost Cause”

    22/07/2014

    705 – “Lost Cause”

    This week A.Ron and Cecily discuss HBO’s True Blood episode 705, “Lost Cause”. We discuss Evil Bill’s party ettiquette, Lettie Mae acting the damn fool, the blinding righteousness of Lafayette putting Red Bone in her place, and Arlene protecting her virtue from her vampire savior the only way a human can; by making tinkle. If you want to give us a shout out, or otherwise give us a piece of your mind, email us, check us out on Facebook, or Tweet us. If you want do directly support the podcasts we do, please check out our page on Subbable, and earn some cool rewards! As always, we appreciate any love you can give us on iTunes, and your patronage of our amazon affiliate link, amazon.baldmove.com. Remember, when you use our affiliate link, you get the same great prices, the same great shipping, you just send a little bit of love our way, courtesy of Amazon. Intro/Outro: “Lost Cause” by Beck

    1h 16m
  7. 704 – “Death Is Not the End”

    15/07/2014

    704 – “Death Is Not the End”

    Hey everybody!  Cecily and A.Ron love the latest episode of HBO’s True Blood, “Death Is Not the End”.  What’s not to like?  80’s Pam and Eric?  90’s Pam and Eric? The secret twu origins of Fangtasia?  Twilight-style final vampire battles? Yes, please! If you’d like to give us a shout out, you can hit us up at trueblood@baldmove.com, or join us on Facebook for weekly show and podcast threads, or follow us on Twitter!  Please rate and review us on iTunes, and if you enjoy what we do here, please consider supporting us through Subbable, by using our Amazon affiliate link at amazon.baldmove.com for all your online shopping needs, and last but not least, by telling a friend or family member about Bald Move! Intro/Outro: “Death Is Not the End” by Bob Dylan

    1h 6m
  8. 703 – “Fire in the Hole”

    09/07/2014

    703 – “Fire in the Hole”

    Aron and Cecily talk about True Blood episode 703, “Fire in the Hole”.  We talk about romantic shame kinks, Jason and Violet’s psychosexual relationship, hitting the Bill Reset button, and all kinds of character deaths.  Just so many deaths ya’ll. If you’d like to give us a shout out, you can hit us up at trueblood@baldmove.com, or join us on Facebook for weekly show and podcast threads, or follow us on Twitter!  Please rate and review us on iTunes, and if you enjoy what we do here, please consider supporting us through Subbable, by using our Amazon affiliate link at amazon.baldmove.com for all your online shopping needs, and last but not least, by telling a friend or family member about Bald Move! Intro: “Fire in the Hole” by Sara Isaksson and Rebecka Tornqvist

    1h 15m
  9. 702 – “I Found You”

    02/07/2014

    702 – “I Found You”

    In this episode of the True Blood Authority, we discuss episode 702, “I Found You”.  Cecily and A.Ron talk about Jaric’s “hot” open, trifling beyotches, the latest emotional crucible Sookie puts Alcide in, Arlene’s epic pep talk, and WTF they are doing with Eric.  All this, plus your feedback, and a bit of Cecily Speculation towards the end in our quasi-spoiler section. If you’d like to give us a shout out, you can hit us up at trueblood@baldmove.com, or join us on Facebook for weekly show and podcast threads, or follow us on Twitter!  Please rate and review us on iTunes, and if you enjoy what we do here, please consider supporting us through Subbable, by using our Amazon affiliate link at amazon.baldmove.com for all your online shopping needs, and last but not least, by telling a friend or family member about Bald Move! Intro: “I Found You” by Alabama Shakes

    1h 24m
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Join A.Ron and Cecily for a light and irreverent take on our favorite southern fried vampire series, HBO's True Blood.

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