Two For None

Ginger Snap Productions
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Two For None

Two for None is a comedy cricket podcast featuring two great mates who are terrible cricketers but what they lack in skill they make up for in banter, research and a tragic love of the game! Featuring correspondents from all over the globe!

  1. Episode 102 - Crump gets his Two-Day One Day International game of Test Cricket against the West Indies and is sad about it

    24/01/2024

    Episode 102 - Crump gets his Two-Day One Day International game of Test Cricket against the West Indies and is sad about it

    Spinks and the Eucalyptus Yorker didn't know what to do with all of their free time after the first Test against the West Indies finished two-and-a-half days early. So they get a bit ranty, get a bit silly, and expect much the same for the upcoming day-night test at the Gabba. Featuring Pat Cullen. All clips and music used in conjunction with our APRA AMCOS online mini licence, contact apra.com.au for details Contact us at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com

    1h 3m
  2. Episode 101 - Australia whitewash Pakistan and Spinks gets mad about Australia's selections for the future

    16/01/2024

    Episode 101 - Australia whitewash Pakistan and Spinks gets mad about Australia's selections for the future

    Spinks and the Eucalyptus Yorker are back to waddle their way through Australias 3-0 whitewash of the Test series against Pakistan, have a wee look at the series against the West Indies which starts today, and spend probably too much time ranting and raving on behalf of Cameron Bancroft and Matt Renshaw.   All clips and music used in conjunction with our APRA AMCOS online mini licence, contact apra.com.au for details Contact us at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com

    1h 4m
  3. Episode 100 - Australia beat Pakistan by the length of a wristband

    03/01/2024

    Episode 100 - Australia beat Pakistan by the length of a wristband

    Two For None hits a century! Spinks and Crump-It gather in the new year for this special episode to run you through the Australian womens tour of India, disect the Australian mens victory in the boxing day test against Pakistan, and a few of our correspondents take a little look back at their time as part of the Two For None family over the past 6 years. Featuring Chris Barty, Adam Hassan, Tom K Hawkey, and Chris Goodrick.   All clips and music usend in conjunction with our APRA AMCOS online mini licence, contact apra.com.au for details Contact us at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com

    1h 25m
  4. Episode 99 - Pakistan fields as well as a Summer Hill 8th Grade squad and gets rolled

    21/12/2023

    Episode 99 - Pakistan fields as well as a Summer Hill 8th Grade squad and gets rolled

    Spinks and Crumpet are back to chat about the day 4 demolition of Pakistan at Optus Stadium in Perth, a quick hello said by the man upstairs Patrick Cullen, a small look towards what will inevitably the same result at the MCG from boxing day, and a preview of the Australian Womens cricket team's series against India which kicks off at Wankhede Stadium today (wishing Alyssa Healy a cracker of a series for her first whilst sitting in the captains chair). From all of us at Two For None, we wish everyone a cracking holiday season. Stay safe, be merry, hang out with your chosen family and we will see you in the new year to celebrate Two For None's 100th episode! All clips and music used in conjunction with our APRA AMCOS online mini licence, contact apra.com.au. for details. Contact us at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com

    57 min

  5. 13/12/2023

    Episode 98 - The 12th Men Expect a Walk in the Park Against Pakistan and the West Indies

    The Two For None drinks runners, Alexander Spinks and Oliver Crump, have been thrown in to open the batting as our Numbers 1 and 2, Pat and Barto, have had to leave the team for the summer on compassionate grounds so they can get marries and have children. Together? Not to Spinks' knowledge, but they would be a great pairing. Featuring Adam Hassan and Pat Cullen, we chat about the upcoming series against Pakistan, who could replace David Warner when he retires (presumably at Sydney), will he make it that far or will Mitchell Johnson come out of retirement to bowl a beamer at Warner in the nets to speed up that retirement plan? We shall wait and see! Featured clips and music this episode included Don't Stop Me Now by Queen UMI 1974, Fight For Your Right by The Beastie Boys Def Jam Records 1986, and Channel 9 News 9/12/2023. All music is used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini licence, contact apra.com.au for details. You can check us out at gingersnapsydney.com .

    50 min

  6. 26/11/2023

    Episode 97 - Australia wins the '23 ODI WC!

    Somehow, someway the Aussies have won the ODI World Cup for a record sixth time! The bin lid comes through, the Aussies nail the conditions read and Cummins raises the cup! Also, a series wrap from Chris Goodrick and TK Hawkey heads out to sea. Featured clips and music this episode included We Are the Champions by Queen UMI 1977  Gala Performance Laurie Johnson 1969 KPM music, Pub with no Beer and Waltzing Matilda by Slim Dusty 1957, Tina Turner SImply the best  1989 Capitol Records and the X files theme by Mark Snow 1996 Warner Brothers Music. All music is used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini licence, contact apra.com.au for details. You can check us out at gingersnapsydney.com .

    54 min

  7. 17/11/2023

    Episode 96 - ODI World Cup - Semi Final Wrap and Final Preview!

    Hooo boy somehow someway the Aussies have made it into the final, the Kiwis fall agonisingly short, India gets ready for their inevitable corination and is that an airway obstruction we can hear from the southern tip of Africa? Pat and Chris return to the host's chair as Jai Singh, Chris Goodrick, Alex Spinks, Adam Hassan and a mystery guest all report in with tapes!  Featured clips and music in this episode included Grease is the Word of the Australian Cast recording Universal Music 2013, Gala Performance Laurie Johnson 1969 KPM music and Army of the Night by Powerwolf 2015. All music used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini licence, contact apra.com.au for details. Email us at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com

    1h 5m

  8. 13/11/2023

    Episode 95 - ODI World Cup - Week 5 Wrap!

    Spinks and Joe take the reigns as Pat heads to the small island nation of New Zealand for a gig. The world, nay the universe is overcome with Maxwell-Feaver, India continue their inevitable rise to the top, South Africa force Pat into a pie eating marathon and who cares about England anyway? With Chris Goodrick, Adam Hassan, Jai Singh and Patrick Cullen.  All clips and music used in conjunction with our APRA/AMCOS online mini licence, contact apra.com.au for details. You can get in touch with us at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com

    51 min
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Two for None is a comedy cricket podcast featuring two great mates who are terrible cricketers but what they lack in skill they make up for in banter, research and a tragic love of the game! Featuring correspondents from all over the globe!

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  • Creator
    Ginger Snap Productions
  • Years Active
    2017 - 2024
  • Episodes
    101
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © All content is created and produced by Ginger Snap Productions and is the property of its owner not for any other uses. All music and clips used in conjuction with APRA/AMCOS online mini licence. Contact for details.
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