Vanity Project

Laura and Charles
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Loose-lipped libertines, Laura and Charles are balls-deep in their search for the last taboo. Vanity Project is a place for indefensible obsessions. It’s an aphrodisiac! It’s a confession! It’s a pillow fight! It’s a kiss! If artists are here to disturb the peace, then podcasters are here to bring peace to the disturbed. You're going to feel it in your panties!

  1. 16/10/2025

    Three Colours: Red

    We don't know if you’re RED-y for this comeback… but Vanity Project have finally green-lit the return of their THREE COLOURS series! Charles and Laura uncover their taboo attraction to the colour that codes danger, gore, life, and death. What do Isabelle Huppert and Laura, a week before her thirteenth birthday, have in common? Bloody RED disaster! Like a poem said by a lady in RED, this episode will have you asking yourself, do the curtains match the drapes? Am I ginger by blood? There's only one way to find out! Remember what to do at the RED light? STOP everything, and listen!

    1h 9m

  2. 26/02/2025

    Three Colours: White

    Vanity Project are proud to present the first in the forthcoming trilogy of THREE COLOURS: White. In their first ever multi-episode saga Vanity Project daringly go where the likes of Aristotle and an exploratory lone monkey have gone before: to the White Material that made you. It’s an episode about semen, and the perfect recipe for how to increase your load. Through a textual and cultural analysis semen is the fulcrum for a new discourse on race, the cultivation of male sexuality, and the last funny movie, Bridesmaids. We brave The Colonial Cumshot, Images of Bliss, and Edmund White on Robert Maplethorpe. We ask, is cum kind of a gay guy thing? Where were you when Diddy threw the first White Party?

    1h 8m

  3. 09/02/2025

    The Most Famous Laura

    Who is the most famous Laura? It’s not the one in Vanity Project! In our Actress Double Feature reprise all eyes are on birthday girl Laura Dern. Four-time Academy-Awarded Best Actress Katherine Hepburn once said: "Show me an actress who isn't a personality, and you'll show me a woman who isn't a star." But what of a Best Supporting Actress? The supporting material this week is the holey epic Inland Empire (2006), the late David Lynch’s last feature, and confounding literary bio-flick JT Leroy (2018). What’s in a name? Laura and Charles attempt naming the unnameable genius of facial contortionist Laura Dern. When was the Dernaissance exactly? With Dern’s pre-historic Hollywood pedigree, she's fought worse Dinosaurs for years in Tinseltown!

    1h 5m

  4. 02/02/2025

    2025: A Chaste Odyssey

    Vanity Project are back! And this year they’re finally cleaning up their act! For the first time in a long time, Laura and Charles are fully clothed and somewhat researched. Following their threesome themed third birthday, they return with a speculative ficto-critical question that demands an answer… The question at hand? …How can we imagine the world without internet porn? Is it a porno-utoptia? Are we having more sex? Where’s Kim Kardashian? Is anybody listening to Vanity Project? It’s an X Rated Four Corners special, and VP have ventured into the unknown. Are they on the edge of something great, or are they just edging? Who’s to say!

    1 hr

  5. 27/10/2024

    Phallic Mother with Lottie World

    This is Vanity Project’s most UNIQUE episode so far. Fierce contender for the coveted Third spot, Lottie World, joins the podcasters and takes them to a very special place… A place where Phallic Mothers meet Vaginal Fathers and we all sing Kumbaya. Star singer, entertainer, and storyteller Lottie asks us, where did the megafauna go? How are you feeling about Liam Payne’s death? Should we bleep my ex housemate’s name? Tickets on sale now to join us in Lottie’s perfect, voluptuous, effervescent, phallic, vaginal, UNIQUE! World on November 1st and 2nd for Vanity Project: Looking For A Third. https://events.humanitix.com/vanity-project-looking-for-a-third?_gl=1*1cuppqi*_gcl_au*ODI4ODcxMzEzLjE3Mjc0MDM2NzM.*_ga*NDg2NTUzMTg4LjE3Mjc0MDM2NzM.*_ga_LHKW5FR9N6*MTcyOTIxODQxOS40LjAuMTcyOTIxODQ1OC4yMS4wLjA.

    1h 1m

  6. 24/10/2024

    Lipstick Thespian with Janet Anderson

    Vanity Project are Looking For A Third, and the final judge to help them is none other than Janet Anderson! For the unitiated, Janet is a star of the stage and screen, occasional nightlife icon, and permanent effervescent beauty. Did you ever watch Glee? Or judge a fashion show in the Bronx? Have you ever imagined yourself on your hands and knees at your own star on the Hollywood walk of fame? Us neither! But Janet has all that and more. To see her help Vanity Project pick their perfect third buy your tickets now for November 1st and 2nd! https://events.humanitix.com/vanity-project-looking-for-a-third?_gl=1*1cuppqi*_gcl_au*ODI4ODcxMzEzLjE3Mjc0MDM2NzM.*_ga*NDg2NTUzMTg4LjE3Mjc0MDM2NzM.*_ga_LHKW5FR9N6*MTcyOTIxODQxOS40LjAuMTcyOTIxODQ1OC4yMS4wLjA.

    54 min

  7. 19/10/2024

    100th Episode

    Now three years and 100 episodes in, Vanity Project receive a mysterious unmarked letter, sealed with a loving kiss from The Queen. What happens at 100? Few dare to dream of reaching the milestone, fewer have the honour of telling the tale… It doesn’t matter if you joined Vanity Project at their “Go Piss Girl” or their “Neuter Naarm vs Sex Sydney” or in “New York City: The Lost Tapes” … they’re just glad you’re here. Celebrate with them as they look back to 100 years ago, and make some new commitments too.

    45 min

  8. 15/10/2024

    Oomf with Gus McGrath and Marcus Whale

    Charles and Laura and joined by not one, but TWO potential candidates for their lucky third. Vanity Project has been graced by the talents that are Gus McGrath and Marcus Whale in a four-way verbal spar that has you asking, who’s sitting in whose lap? You may know Gus and Marcus from their FBI Radio show, Sleepless in Sydney, their band, Perfect Actress, or their epic solo writing and music practices. Once and for all we clear the air on which member of Vanity Project is Gus and which is Marcus? Can we four-way seal it with a loving kiss? It’s time to buy your tickets to the live show, Vanity Project: Looking For A Third for November 1st and 2nd https://events.humanitix.com/vanity-project-looking-for-a-third

    1h 9m
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Ratings & Reviews

5
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Loose-lipped libertines, Laura and Charles are balls-deep in their search for the last taboo. Vanity Project is a place for indefensible obsessions. It’s an aphrodisiac! It’s a confession! It’s a pillow fight! It’s a kiss! If artists are here to disturb the peace, then podcasters are here to bring peace to the disturbed. You're going to feel it in your panties!

Information

  • Creator
    Laura and Charles
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2025
  • Episodes
    85
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Laura and Charles
  • Show Website
    Vanity Project