Wasted Wagons

Patrick Taplin

7 Wagoneers up to no good discussing sports, movies, memorabilia, alcohol, life’s problems, and more.

  1. Small Craft Advisory: German Coast First Frost

    10 MAR

    Small Craft Advisory: German Coast First Frost

    In this latest Small Craft Advisory Beer Review, the crew heads down to Luling to check out German Coast Beer Company and their First Frost Citrus Wheat Ale. Brewed with Louisiana orange peel, this citrus wheat promises bright, refreshing flavor—and while the guys agree it’s a solid, well-made beer, the discussion quickly turns to whether it quite delivers the punch you’d expect from the style. The beer is easy-drinking, light, and refreshing, but the citrus notes feel a little muted, and the finish could use just a bit more crispness to really make it pop. Still, it’s an enjoyable brew and sparks a good conversation about balance, drinkability, and what makes a wheat ale stand out.Crack one open with us as we break it all down, and don’t forget to follow Small Craft Advisory on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts so you never miss an episode.

    18 min

  2. 8 MAR

    Bricked Up From Celebrini I EP 65

    In this episode, we kick things off with a lively discussion about Mardi Gras! The guys share their experiences from the parades, talking about what they loved (and didn’t love) this year. Instead of joining the chaos of Endymion Saturday, Patrick, Todd, and Travis decided to switch it up and take a trip to the relatively new German Coast Beer Co in Luling. While they had plenty of good things to say about the brewery, they also shared some concerns about beer availability and a few small details that could use a tweak. Next, we dive into a thrilling conversation about hockey, specifically the US vs Canada gold medal game in the Olympics. The competition was fierce, and we break down the highs, lows, and standout moments. Finally, Todd takes us on a journey to Starville, MS, where he recaps his trip to Mississippi State’s campus. From catching a baseball game to touring the campus with his daughter, and more. As always, be sure to follow us on Spotify, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts, and check out our YouTube for episodes, beer reviews, and more.

    1h 9m
  3. Small Craft Advisory: The Modelos

    11 FEB

    Small Craft Advisory: The Modelos

    Crack open a cold one and hop aboard for this week’s segment of Small Craft Advisory, where the tasting notes are crisp but the conversation is a little choppy. In this episode, we’re setting our sights on a triple-threat lineup from the house of Modelo: the classic Modelo Especial, the robust Modelo Negra, and the seasonal newcomer, Modelo Noche Especial. While we start with the best intentions of a professional review, the "advisory" part of our name quickly takes center stage. Before we know it, the tasting notes take a bizarre turn into the worlds of vintage cough syrups, the delicate tannins of Pinot Noirs, and the dark depths of aged rums. It takes a considerable amount of effort—and a very lengthy sidebar—to finally steer the ship back to the beer at hand, but we eventually find our way home. Whether you’re here for the Cerveza or the chaos, make sure you don’t miss a single voyage. Remember to follow us on Spotify or wherever you catch your favorite podcasts to stay updated on our latest reviews. If you’re watching the madness unfold on YouTube, be sure to comment, like, and subscribe to help us keep the lights on and the fridge stocked.

    42 min

  4. 10 FEB

    The Beer Draft | EP 64

    On this special episode, the crew bellies up to the bar for a high-stakes Beer Snake Draft. We’re each building a personal seven-brew roster, drafting our top five essentials plus two extras to round out the ultimate fridge. The tone is set early when Mike, holding the #1 overall pick, goes for a heavy-hitter selection that caught everyone off guard and threw a wrench into the room's strategy. From navigating the turn in a snake format to playing defense to protect picks, we break down the logic (or lack thereof) behind every round to see who actually walked away with the best lineup. Who won? You be the judge!

    43 min

  5. 5 FEB

    Sculpturez Faded Him Up | EP 63

    The stage is set in Santa Clara! After eleven years, we are getting the ultimate rematch: the Seattle Seahawks vs. the New England Patriots. But this isn't Brady vs. Wilson; it’s the dawn of a new era featuring Drake Maye and Sam Darnold. In this episode, we break down every angle of the Big Game, from the coaching chess match to the special teams units that might actually decide the score. Before we talk X’s and O’s, Russell takes a moment of silence for a cause near and dear to his heart. Once the whistle blows on our analysis, we dive deep into the trenches to determine who holds the edge. From the high-flying offensive schemes to the suffocating defensive units and the often-overlooked impact of special teams. The conversation then shifts from the field to the front office as we discuss the final coaching hires of the 2026 cycle. We explore what these new leadership roles mean for the future of the league and which franchises just hit the jackpot. To wrap things up, we put our reputations on the line with our official Super Bowl LX score predictions. We also highlight our favorites for the MVP trophy, debating whether a quarterback will hoist the award or if a dark horse has a legitimate chance.

    37 min
  6. Small Craft Advisory: Saloon Door Fluffy Nuts

    4 FEB

    Small Craft Advisory: Saloon Door Fluffy Nuts

    Hold onto your glasses—this might be a record-breaker! In this segment of Small Craft Advisory, the guys tackle a heavyweight contender from Texas: Saloon Door Brewing’s Fluffy Nuts. At a massive 9.6% ABV, this Peanut Butter and Marshmallow Imperial Cream Ale promised a lot on paper, and boy, did it deliver. In fact, this may be our highest-rated beer in segment history. With the "lowest" score sitting at a 3.8 and multiple 4.5 out of 5 ratings hitting the table, it’s safe to say the crew was impressed. The Flavor Profile: Everyone agreed the palate was loaded with ample amounts of creamy peanut butter and just enough marshmallow fluff to round it out. The Danger Zone: The most shocking part? It was so well-balanced that it didn't taste or feel like a 9.6% beer. It’s dangerously smooth—so smooth that having more than one or two might leave you on the floor. The Commitment: While most of the guys cautioned against the high ABV, Patrick was ready to go all in. He enjoyed the brew so much he claimed he’d "willingly sign up" for the floor if it meant drinking more Fluffy Nuts. Is this the ultimate dessert beer, or is it a trap for your Friday night? Check out the full breakdown to see why the scores skyrocketed for this one. Listen: Catch all our latest beer reviews in the Small Craft Advisory segment on your favorite podcast platform. Watch: See the shock on our faces when we realized the ABV—watch the full video review on YouTube! Don't forget to comment, like, and subscribe so we can keep the high-gravity reviews coming!

    23 min
  7. Small Craft Advisory: Nola Brewing Blackberry Squeeze

    3 FEB

    Small Craft Advisory: Nola Brewing Blackberry Squeeze

    Grab a seat at the bar! In this segment of Small Craft Advisory, the crew dives into a local staple with a fruity twist: NOLA Brewing’s Blackberry Squeeze. This 5.5% ABV wheat ale promises a refreshing burst of berry, but did it hit the mark for everyone on the panel? The scores were solid across the board, but as always, the devil is in the details (and the fruit profile). Here’s how the breakdown went: The High Note: Todd led the pack with the session's most notable score, finding plenty to love in this purple-hued pour. The Middle Ground: Travis and Sean both landed in the mid-to-high 3s, appreciating it as a well-crafted, easy-drinking wheat ale. The Legend Factor: Patrick couldn’t help but draw parallels to the iconic Purple Haze. While the style and taste are in the same ballpark, he admits it’s a tough mountain to climb when you're competing against a local legend. The Critique: Mike was the most vocal of the group. While he didn't hate it, he argued that with a name like "Blackberry Squeeze," he wanted a punch of fruit that just wasn't there. For Mike, the "squeeze" was a bit too subtle, leading to his lower rating. Catch more reviews in the Small Craft Advisory segment wherever you get your podcasts. See our reactions in real time on our YouTube channel.

    27 min

  8. 31 JAN

    Cool World Meets Softcore P*** | EP 62

    We kick things off with a look at the NFL playoffs and all the chaos that comes with them, including the latest moves (and rumors) from the ever-spinning coaching carousel. From there, we shift gears to Major League Baseball and dive into the current state of the league, focusing on the Dodgers’ massive spending spree and what it means for the rest of the big-market teams—and the sport as a whole. Todd shares a Tubi movie review. We wrap things up with Sean and Mike each sharing a couple of stories to close things out. As always, it’s a little sports, a little nonsense, and plenty to talk about—don’t forget to let us know what you think.

    1h 24m
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About

7 Wagoneers up to no good discussing sports, movies, memorabilia, alcohol, life’s problems, and more.

Information

  • Creator
    Patrick Taplin
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    134
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Patrick Taplin
  • Show Website
    Wasted Wagons