50 episodes

Two full-time working mums with lots of opinions and no time. Featuring childhood besties Gemma Peanut and Kate Reeves.

We Don't Have Time For This Gemma Peanut & Kate Reeves

    • Kids & Family
    • 4.9 • 635 Ratings

Two full-time working mums with lots of opinions and no time. Featuring childhood besties Gemma Peanut and Kate Reeves.

    ☎️ Bestie Hotline : Dear Mother-in-law, JUST. STOP.

    ☎️ Bestie Hotline : Dear Mother-in-law, JUST. STOP.

    This week's bestie caller has a Grandparent problem to do with a pile of plastic junk and ungrateful little brats.

    If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma!
    Gem & Revz x

    • 17 min
    Would You Rather : Mum Edition

    Would You Rather : Mum Edition

    Today we're embarking on an exposé of true journalism into the dark web conspiracy that is swooping magpies; more specifically how to beat them, so we don't have to hide under a slide at the park. Somehow, this takes us to weird things that are called out during sex, and yeah, that's a natural segue for us - you're the weird one. Gem is behind on booking her post-lockdown appointments, but Revz is smug (and soon to be beautiful), and then we embark on everyone's favourite game, "Would You Rather". You should definitely play along, especially if you like your gastro weekly, and your pregnancy for three years. What are we talking about? It's Tuesday, Besties, buckle up.

    • 49 min
    ☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Kid's Nickname is 'Nuggets' 💩

    ☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Kid's Nickname is 'Nuggets' 💩

    This week's caller has a sticky problem and it always happens at bath time...

    If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma!
    Gem & Revz x

    • 20 min
    What You Can Never Know About Someone Before You Have Kids With Them

    What You Can Never Know About Someone Before You Have Kids With Them

    Do you play with your kids? Like actually get down on the ground and play? Cos we're really not sure we have it in us, and is that ok? Or do we suck? And if partners had asked us before becoming parents if we would want to play with our kids, surely it would have been a resounding "OF COURSE!" This deep, PhD leads us to wondering what other things you just can't know about someone before you embark on parenthood with them; like where they fall on the helicopter parent scale and if they're #TeamHover or Hands-Off. We wonder if nurses hate all their friends with kids and we unpack whether swearing is really that much of a big fucking deal? And because it turns out we're terrible salty pirates, guess who's kid is watching The Bachelor? But hey, its getting her 2 odd hours of alone time so...is it all that bad? Chores as games, skid marks and the unending domestic divide, we really get into a lot this week, and once again..don't really solve a thing, but we're here, we're sweary and we love our Dear Listeners, even if they are bad parents who make empty threats.

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    Gem | @LatteSutra
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    We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com
    And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along.

    • 50 min
    ☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Husband Thinks Parenting Is Easy

    ☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Husband Thinks Parenting Is Easy

    Happy Friday, it's another BESTIE HOTLINE. Every week, we're hashing out your problems, pain-points, dilemmas and juicy gossip in an old-fashioned gas bag. Today, our Anonymous Dear Listener has phoned in with a major bug-bear; her Hubs went on holiday one time and now thinks parenting is super chill and easy. "WHAT A NICE DAY WE'VE HAD" the a*****e said. Not ok. We discuss.
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    If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma!
    Gem & Revz x

    • 20 min
    When The Perfect Mum Asks for "Advice"

    When The Perfect Mum Asks for "Advice"

    Sometimes you just wanna shake shit up, but do not do it with your coffee order, just ask Gem. And oh shocker, we're back on the topic of Mochas. When will it end? When we all hold hands and accept it as a real coffee, says Gemma. Revz is drowning in life admin and it's killing her vibe. Worst time ever for her accountant to break up with her, but here we are. Gem discusses a potential vow renewal but then, in classic Gem style, kinda talks herself out of it and Revz hatches a plot to end up front page of the Daily Mail. Then, we're talking One-Mumanship, over-achieving Mums with a capital M and how it makes us feel s****y, but probably rightfully so. We delve into shifting perspective in this wily world. Then we dissect how to put yourself out there for parent-friend fun, once this lockdown has ended, without feeling rejected by everyone's busy. Another week in the Bestie Cupboard with your favourite loons.
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    Revz | Listerine Bright White Lemon & Salt
    Gem | Popsocket
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    For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group!
    We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com
    And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along.

    • 45 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
635 Ratings

635 Ratings

Peta.T ,

Top of my list

I am podcast obsessed and have some long time faves. However, this is now hit the top of my list and I so look forward to listening every week. Gemma & Revz normalise so much of what we are all going through as parents with a thousand things on in the most hilarious way. They are honest, funny, smart and so talented and their chemistry is great. They remind me of my relationships with my oldest besties, down to the harmonising at any opportunity (!). I also respect and appreciate their full conviction for what they believe in. Thanks ladies and keep it coming!

ELISEYYYYYY ,

Laugh out loud podcast

Love love love these girls. It’s like listening to your best friends talk about life. The singing and the show bizzz pezzazzzz is so fun and the bond they have with each other allowing them to be real.. open and Honest.. just can’t recommend enough!!!!

jojoneal ,

Love this podcast…but the sound quality 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

This is a fun listen, I look forward to every Tuesday, but can’t give it five stars because the sound quality is terrible! I listen to a podcast while I’m in the shower (it’s the only peace I get!) but I can’t listen to this one as the voices aren’t loud, but when the girls laugh, it’s super loud. And the ads that play during the podcast are also super loud. So when I’m listening from the shower through my bathroom google speaker, I can barely hear the girls speak, but then an Uber eats as blasts at high volume in the middle of it.

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