82 episodes

**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019**

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

Welcome To Patchwork Christian, Dion and Josh

    • Improv
    • 4.8 • 314 Ratings

**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019**

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

    Patch #70 - How Much Time Should Be Spent Preparing A Snack? (Melbourne Fringe Festival 2020)

    Patch #70 - How Much Time Should Be Spent Preparing A Snack? (Melbourne Fringe Festival 2020)

    Season 6 begins with a live recorded podcast for the Melbourne Fringe Festival!

    Are you particular about where things are left around the house? How do you react to cold water? Do you mind being wet? How much time should be spent preparing a snack? 

    Featuring special guests, Wheel Of Fortune Cookie, Hi Team and, of course, Really Good. 

    Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

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    • 44 min
    Patch #14 - Season 1 Retrospective (Part 1) [Patchwork Classic]

    Patch #14 - Season 1 Retrospective (Part 1) [Patchwork Classic]

    This episode originally aired on 20 September 2017. 

    Christian tells us about his ethnic upbringing (again), we revisit gift-giving, Josh hosts a houseparty, a sketch that didn't make the cut, Monotoly returns, Sah Great and a different take on 'Really Good' and a very special guest.

    Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.

    Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

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    • 43 min
    Patch #34 - How Long Should You Keep A Birthday Card? ft. Andy Lee [Patchwork Classic]

    Patch #34 - How Long Should You Keep A Birthday Card? ft. Andy Lee [Patchwork Classic]

    This episode originally aired on 24 October 2018.

    Featuring Andy Lee from the Hamish & Andy duo, discussing blinking in photos, birthday cards and the Andy-pasto. With very special guests Forgive Me Father, Mr Minute and Really Good.

    Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.

    Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    • 40 min
    Patch #4 - The Watermelon Diaries [Patchwork Classic]

    Patch #4 - The Watermelon Diaries [Patchwork Classic]

    This episode originally aired on 16 April 2017.

    Dion’s messy car, using the bathroom at work, talking to strangers, the holy trinity of Watermelon stories, eating food from stranger’s plates, stealing from supermarkets and dictators. With very special guests Really Good and New School Courtyard.

    Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us, get an extra mini-patch every-second week and get access to behind-the-scenes videos. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.

    Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    • 39 min
    Patch #25 - Curry, No Hurry [Patchwork Classic]

    Patch #25 - Curry, No Hurry [Patchwork Classic]

    This episode originally aired on 11 April 2018.

    The Highs and Lows of Josh's Great Social Experiment, Murphy's Buttered Toast, the Future of Cigarette Packaging and Part 1 of another Christian epic, 'Curry, No Hurry.' With very special guests, Really Good, Oh Wow and Trent's Rooibos Challenge.

    Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

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    • 40 min
    Patch #69 - What Should A Tea Towel Be Used For?

    Patch #69 - What Should A Tea Towel Be Used For?

    Josh grows weary of Christian's incorrect use of tea towels. What should you store under your bed? Should you leave the fridge door open or closed when making multiple trips to the kitchen bench? Recounting things your parents forced you to do as kids. 

    With very special guests, Hi Team, Nursery Rhymes, Copy Cat and What's Your Favourite (Type of Flooring)?

    Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

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    • 56 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
314 Ratings

314 Ratings

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I genuinely have had to stop studying multiple times due to onset spurts of laughter. If I could airdrop this podcast to the world, I would.
I feel like I have three mates in the kitchen beside me bickering constantly over mundane social conventions, in the best way possible.

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