I Never Liked You

Matteo Lane and Nick Smith
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Get ready to eavesdrop on the world's sassiest love-hate relationship as two inseparable best friends who can't stand each other, unleash verbal fireworks on this side-splitting podcast. This dynamic duo engages in heated debate, dissecting the juiciest topics, all with a level of sass that would make even a Jigglypuff blush. Brace yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, sass, and the kind of bickering only the closest of friends can deliver – proving that sometimes, the best relationships are built on a foundation of love and relentless roasting.

  1. 1 DAY AGO

    119. Margaret Cho

    Today we have the pleasure of talking to the Incredible Maragret Cho. I mean come on now! Look at us! This epsiode was such a treat for both of us getting to talk about comedy and hear stories from the past. We hope you enjoy it as much as we did! Exclusive $25-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU. Promo Code INEVERLIKEDYOU 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see Nicks Show June 20th! https://www.ticketmaster.com/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-brooklyn-new-york-06-20-2026/event/300064A4511BECED?_gl=1*kgrd03*_ga*MTQwNDI4NzYyNC4xNzc4MDg2MDI5*_ga_C1T806G4DF*czE3NzgwODYwMjkkbzEkZzAkdDE3NzgwODYwMjkkajYwJGwwJGgw 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro with Margaret Cho 1:19 When did you start comedy and with who? 3:00 Margaret, Janeane Garofalo, and Kathy Griffin had a show in LA 4:03 What was your goal in comedy at the beginning? 8:22 What was your first big break? 11:39 How your comedy style changed 13:31 Starting alt comedy 15:34 What was your favorite part of your career? 17:27 Something you've never done and wished you had? 18:00 Missing out on a heated rivalry 21:35 Turning Pamela Anderson down 23:23 Gay comics you came up with 27:19 How do you feel about inspiring so many comedians? 27:51 Stories you fondly think back on 29:41 What are some of the worst gigs you've done? 32:11 How has comedy changed for you over the years? 36:20 What was the first joke that really hit for you? 37:02 RAPID FIRE QUESTIONS WITH NICK SMITH IS BACK!! 37:46 What would your last meal be? 38:04 Favorite city to tour 38:39 Least favorite city to tour 39:13 Most starstruck you've ever been 42:52 Meeting Mariah Carey 44:36 Childhood crush? 45:26 Space or submarine? 46:45 Favorite film franchise 47:46 Would you reboot All American Girl? 48:09 Worst celebrity encounter 49:01 Working with Joan Rivers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    53 min

  2. 30 APR

    118. The Crew

    We have a very speical episode today with our friend crew in LA. We smushed on this little couch so we could all be closer and so we could talk sh*t about eachother. Enjoy! Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/INLY  #rulapod Exclusive $25-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU. Promo Code INEVERLIKEDYOU 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    35 min

  3. 23 APR

    117. Overrated Movie Franchises

    Today we are looking back at old movie franciehses, frankly we are tired of them and all their dam remakes. Please give us more oringal IP for once, please!!! Anyways toodaloo, enjoy! Go to https://Quince.com/inly for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Go see Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro 2:02 Star Wars 4:09 Harry Potter 6:21 Lord of the Rings 8:03 Game of Thrones 12:02 Star Wars 19:41 Hunger Games 24:22 American Horror Story 30:54 What Franchise should be made? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    36 min

  4. 16 APR

    116. Reading More Mean Comments

    Today we are reading some more comments! Leave some more on this episode, enjoy! Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://shopify.com/inly 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see nicks show in April! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1985460319262?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    29 min

  5. 9 APR

    115. Atsuko Okatsuka

    Today on the podcast we have Atsuko! We chat about the orca’s (for longer then everyone wanted), how we would survive in the wilderness, what Nick thinks free range chickens mean and much more. Enjoy! Download the Poshmark app and use code inly10 when you sign up to get $10 off your first purchase. 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see nicks show in April! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1985460319262?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 - Intro 0:22 - We HAVE to free the orcas 1:24 - Free Willy? 2:41 - The orcas finding a sanctuary 6:15 - Can I See your nails? 6:27 - Would you live in NY? 7:07 - Tokyo vs NYC 8:16 - Where do you want to Retire? 9:15 - Going camping 9:41 - Nick scares our guest 11:34 - We should go on a camping trip 12:42 - Who is gonna start the fire? 14:41 - Free range chicken 22:03 - Nick finds out what free range really means 29:35 - Know what everyone thinks of you or never know? 30:58 - Eating in Silence vs Eating while Yelling 34:40 - Wake up 10 years in the future vs 10 years in the past 40:03 - Skip lunch forever or Skip dessert forever? 40:56 - We all have demons 43:51 - Atkusos Bad Yelp Review 45:58 - Ranking countries from Shyest to Livelist 53:34 - What would your last meal be? 53:37 - Favorite US City to perform in? 53:51 - Favorite Country Singer? 54:09 - Money no object, Vacation tomorrow, Where to? 54:23 - Favorite Color 54:48 - Any other job besides comedy? 55:05 - What sport did you play? 55:50 - Favorite Comedian? 56:19 - Has anyone wronged you? 57:58 - Were in couples therapy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1hr 4min

  6. 2 APR

    114. Nick's Mom Chooses Matteo

    Today we are talking about some more What would you do scenarios. Let me tell you, you must stay until the end because ive never seen Matteo this hard before. It was an absoulety insane ending to an episode. Enjoy! F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code INLY15 at https://theperfectjean.nyc/INLY15 #theperfectjeanpod #ad 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see nicks show in April! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1985460319262?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro 1:10 Waking Up 4 inches taller 8:13 Costume for one year 11:51 You find out your friend group has a separate group chat 12:55 You wake up in Twilight 13:42 A comet is heading towards earth 22:17 Dropped off on an island 25:39 Devastating Scenario 38:33 Bob decides their fate 40:49 Nick calls his mom to see who she would pick 43:25 Matteo's mom calls in Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    48 min

  7. 26 MAR

    113. Understanding Gen Alpha

    Today we are back with another episode of trying to understand the younger generations! We are really trying to understand gen alpha even though we don’t know any of them. The internet is an interesting place. Does anyone even read these? Hi it’s Chris just tipity typing away…hehehehe. Anyways, tooodaloo! Head to https://factormeals.com/inly50off and use code inly50off to get 50 percent off and free breakfast for a year. 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see nicks show in April! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1985460319262?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Hello! 1:58 Nick wants bangs so bad 3:32 If Nick Had A Kid 5:28 Back to Nick Getting Bangs 6:32 Were Gen Alpha? How? 8:56 Translate This Gen Alpha Sentance 16:14 What Is Gen Alpha 21:04 Skibidi 21:15 Rizz 22:43 Nick wanted to be famous so bad 25:23 Delulu 25:56 Brain Rot 26:49 Italian Brain Rot Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    31 min

  8. 19 MAR

    112. Our First Kiss

    This is our first time doing this kind of episode. An episode all about our firsts. Our first kiss, our first job, our first time performing and many more. Hope you enjoy! Head to ⁠https://Greenchef.com/50inly⁠ and use code 50inly to get fifty percent off your first month, then twenty percent off for two months with free shipping. Secure your online data TODAY by visiting ⁠https://ExpressVPN.com/INLY⁠. 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ 0:00 Intro 0:24 Our First Thoughts Of Each Other 1:24 First Time on a plane 5:28 First Job 8:00 First Crush 10:03 First Kiss 12:16 First time seeing High school musical 13:13 First Boy Kiss? 15:13 First time buying a blouse 19:29 First I love you 19:59 First Apartment 21:20 First Friend 22:23 First Bf/Gf 22:33 First Standup Gig 25:29 First time you realized you were gay 27:12 First time you drank 28:33 First time stealing a car 29:49 First movie you ever saw in the theatre 31:32 First gay bar 33:34 First Concert Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    37 min
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Get ready to eavesdrop on the world's sassiest love-hate relationship as two inseparable best friends who can't stand each other, unleash verbal fireworks on this side-splitting podcast. This dynamic duo engages in heated debate, dissecting the juiciest topics, all with a level of sass that would make even a Jigglypuff blush. Brace yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, sass, and the kind of bickering only the closest of friends can deliver – proving that sometimes, the best relationships are built on a foundation of love and relentless roasting.

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  • Creator
    Matteo Lane and Nick Smith
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    119
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Matteo Lane and Nick Smith
  • Show Website
    I Never Liked You

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