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30/04/2021

301: Blue Storm Rising

The Oceanologists have taken over the world...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is definitely dead this time. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Jambo, Security Guy and The Admiral Guest Starring J. Michael DeAngelis as Agent Stokes Rebecca Serfass as Lucky Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief David S. Dear as Caterer S. Dear Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and the Toilet Mylène Kerschner as The Pleasantest Woman John Dowgin as Joe the Plumber A complete transcription of this episode can be found here. Music, sound mixing, and editing by Pete Barry "Oceanology Unbound" Music by Pete Barry Lyrics by J. Michael DeAngelis Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Join our Discord server! Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under licenseOcean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons AttributionVolcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons AttributionSteam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons AttributionElectric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionHuge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons AttributionGun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons AttributionTeletype by fastson, used under Creative Commons AttributionVan by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionSqueaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons AttributionBear by mrbubble10, used under Creative Commons AttributionSea Lions by tec_studio, used under Creative Commons AttributionBreaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons AttributionExplosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons AttributionZap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionSplashes by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionMotor 2 by abricenop, used under Creative Commons AttributionSplash by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionAirplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionGasp! by dersuperanton, used under Creative Commons AttributionSea Lion by felix.blume, used under Creative Commons AttributionRocket Launch by Julien Nicholas, used under Creative Commons AttributionVolcano Erupts by Hendrik, used under Creative Commons AttributionIncoming! by Zagge28, used under Creative Commons AttributionWaterfall by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionWater Draining by coltures, used under Creative Commons Attribution

30/04/2021

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41 min
28/12/2020

212: A Vow To A Kill

Athena O'Brien is getting married...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is available. (Season finale) Written by John P. Dowgin & J. Michael DeAngelis Story by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. Dowgin & Paige Klaniecki Directed by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders Kirk White as Chet Phillips Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond, Anchorwoman, and Computer Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino with Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Fitz, Security Guy, Anchorman, and The Admiral Guest Starring Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott John Tuton as Captain James T. Kirk Eric Perry as Whitmire Rebecca Serfass as Lucky Natty Leach as Chad Valerian and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat Shannon and Eric Perry can be heard on Oz-9. Learn more at https:///www.oz-9.com Sarah Rhea Werner can be heard on the Write Now podcast and Girl in Space. Learn more at https://www.sarahwerner.com/ Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry Created and Produced by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode is available here. For a complete list of sound effect attributions, visit the episode's webpage.

28/12/2020

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57 min
SEASON 2 BONUS

Oz-9: Rejected (Part 1)

A rift in time and space causes the EMF agents to swap places with crew members from the Oz-9...and Special Agent Chet Phillips has never heard that podcast. This is part one of a special two-part crossover with the hysterical space comedy, Oz-9. Be sure to listen to part two on the Oz-9 feed or wherever you get your podcasts! Written by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Shannon Perry Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis and June Clark Eubanks Starring (In alphabetical order) Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien Bonnie Brantley as Jessie Richard Cowen as Leet David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker June Clark Eubanks as The Albatros Sarah Golding as Mrs. Sheffield Jill Ivey as Siri Bob Killion as The Admiral Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Eric Perry as Doctor von Haber Zetzer Shannon Perry as Olivia, Madeline, and Dr. Pickle Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Kirk White as Chet Phillips Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange with Richard Nadolny as your Narrator and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Mission: Rejected created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Oz-9 created and produced by Shannon Perry Script Editor J. Michael DeAngelis Music by Pete Barry and John Faley, arranged by Pete Barry Mixed and edited by Pete Barry Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry and Shannon Perry. Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under licenseCrickets by Defelozedd94, used under Creative Commons AttributionFlying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionGasp by dersupernton, used under Creative Commons AttributionElectric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionOuch by Adam N, used under Creative Commons AttributionGun Cock by SmartWendyCody, used under Creative Commons AttributionSpace Door by peepholecircus, used under Creative Commons AttributionBreaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons AttributionWooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Season 2 Bonus

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33 min
11/12/2020

211: Moonfaker

A scientist will only hand over a vital new super fuel if he's sent to space...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelisStarring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Nancy and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Vlad, and The Admiral Guest Starring David S. Dear as Caterer S. Dear Brandon Wentz as Dr. Harold Snodgrass Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange Jordan Cobb as Dr. Sabrina Starr Raymond Morse as Phillip and Pete Barry as The Toilet David S. Dear is the creator and star of A 9th World Journal. Learn more at: https://ninthworldjournal.com/ Jordan Cobb is the creator and star of Janus Descending and other quality productions. Learn more at: https://www.jordanvcobb.com/ Brandon Wentz is the GM and host of Crit Show, an actual play podcast. Learn more at: https://thecritshowpodcast.com/ Raymond Morse is the host of 5 & 30 with Ruck. Learn more at: https://fiveandthirtywithruk.podbean.com/ Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowign Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry A complete transcript of the episode can be found here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry and J. Michael DeAngelis. Sci-fi Office by Redsky Lullaby, used under licenseGlass Break by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons AttributionSlosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons AttributionStone Door by DWOBolye, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons AttributionVolcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons AttributionLava by e___, used under Creative Commons AttributionVan by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionSteam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons AttributionDistant Bombing by Filo_Rossi, used under Creative Commons AttributionElectric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionHuge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons AttributionShip Door Open by Lezaarth, used under Creative Commons AttributionShip Door Close by Lezaarth, used under Creative Commons AttributionBird Screech by magicthighs, used under Creative Commons AttributionGarage Door by bokal, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionSoviet Washing Machine by Zabuhalio, used under Creative Commons Attribution

11/12/2020

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39 min
30/10/2020

209: American Spydol

The prize at a major singing competition has been accidentally loaded with weapons-grade plutonium...and Special Agent Chet Phillips can't sing. A Mission: Rejected musical extravaganza. Written & Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Contest Organizer and Bob Killion as Fitz, Security Guy, and The Admiral Guest Starring Josh Schwartz as Stuart Gilligan Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott Rebecca Serfass as Lucky Bonnie Brantley as Austin Native Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien Music, Lyrics, Sound Mixing and Editing by Pete Barry Produced and Created by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode can be found here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry: Sci-Fi Office by RedSky Lullaby, used under licenseZap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons AttributionFire by luffy, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Cheers by Adam N, used under Creative Commons AttributionOuch! by Adam N, used under Creative Commons AttributionJet Engine by InSintesi, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Cheers by SoundsExciting, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Gasp by dersuperanton, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionStone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons AttributionBoooo! by payattention, used under Creative Commons AttributionCheers by CosmicD, used under Creative Commons AttributionGlass Breaking, used under Creative Commons AttributionTrap Door by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution

30/10/2020

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45 min
20/11/2020

210: Diamonds Are For Errors

There's a plot to kidnap North Korea's star baseball player...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written by John Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Gift Shop Girl and Interpreter and Bob Killion as Ron Jambo and The Admiral Korean translations and voices by Edward Bong Music, sound mixing and editing by Pete Barry Created and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngeils, and John Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry: Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullabye, used under licenseDrone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons AttributionVolcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons AttributionLava by e___, used under Creative Commons AttributionBaseball Game (I) by bowlingballout, used under Creative Commons AttributionBaseball Game (II) by Glaneur de sons, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrickets by Defelozedd94, used under Creative Commons AttributionSkink by sihil, used under Creative Commons AttributionBaseball Bat by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionCatch! by keus92, used under Creative Commons AttributionParking Garage by cmusounddesign, used under Creative Commons AttributionHockey Game by icmusic, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd Cheers by SoundsExciting, used under Creative Commons AttributionStone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution

20/11/2020

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38 min
06/03/2020

201: Hazy and Distant Danger

The Ocean Bureau ship has sunk, Athena O'Brien is missing and Special Agent Chet Phillips is...dead? Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinki and Bob Killion as The Admiral Guest Starring J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker Josh Schwartz as Stuart GIlligan Molly Ward as Cardamom Brandy Lia Barry as Austin Billy Lampie as Robbie Rebecca Serfass as Lucky Pete Barry as Private John Tuton as Captain Kirk Jeff Ludwig as Frightened Monk Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry Recording engineered by Karen Yang Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin A full transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under licenseDrone by Sheyvan, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stomachache, licensed under Creative Commons AttributionSplash by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionSplash by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionJungle by folkart films, used under Creative Commons AttributionPlane by Snipperbees, used under Creative Commons AttributionAircraft by ibisradio, used under Creative Commons AttributionVault Door by lezaarth, used under Creative Commons AttributionDistant Bomb by Filo_Rossi, used under Creative Commons AttributionHuge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons AttributionGun Cock by stormache, used under Creative Commons AttributionBroken Fridge by lolamadeus, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph by werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionWind Chimes by Inspector J, used under Creative Commons AttributionVault Door by lezaarth, used under Creative Commons AttributionTeletype by fastson, used under Creative Commons Attribution

06/03/2020

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37 min
25/09/2020

208: Three Days of the Condo

A cache of treasure from the Axis Powers is buried under a condo in Santa Barbara...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jean Pivetz as Quinn Corrino Jill Ivey as Marlene and Bob Killion as Bart Bradoff and The Admiral Guest Starring Jay Malarcher as Louis Friedman Andrea A. Smith as Rosalie DeSalles Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott Rebecca Serfass as Lucky and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat Sarah Rhea Werner is the creator and writer of Girl In Space and Write Now podcasts. Find out more at www.sarahwerner.com Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry "Louis's Sweet Licks" written and performed by Matt DeAngelis of Die Tired. Check out their new album It Runs Red on iTunes, Spotify, or wherever you get your music. Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under licenseBig Waves by straget, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionJackhammer by MrAuralization, used under Creative Commons AttributionTypewriter by tams_kp, used under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stormache, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrag Race 1 by confusion_music, used under Creative Commons AttributionDrag Race 2 by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons AttributionSqueaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons AttributionWater Draining by coltures, used under Creative Commons AttributionVolcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons AttributionLava by e____, used under Creative Commons AttributionStone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons AttributionSplash! by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution

25/09/2020

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40 min
28/08/2020

207: The Spy Who Forgot Me

The Deceptionem is in Washington D.C...and no one is available. Written by John Dowgin & Pete Barry Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Ken Anderson Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as the Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jill Ivey as Computer Voice and Techie and Bob Killion as Fitz and The Admiral Guest Starring Rebecca Serfass as Lucky Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien Eric Perry as Whitmire Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief Music, sound effects and mixing by Pete Barry Edited by Pete Barry and John Dowgin Created and Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under licenseBuzz! by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons AttributionZap by Big Kahuna, used under Creative Commons AttributionMuscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons AttributionTires Squeal by Mike Koeing, used under Creative Commons AttributionJail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons AttributionSawblade, used under Creative Commons AttributionBreaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons AttributionSparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionGala by 7by7, used under Creative Commons AttributionStone Door by DWOBoyle, under under Creative Commons AttributionExplosion by Iwiploppenisse, under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! by squareal, used under Creative Commons AttributionHuge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution

28/08/2020

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40 min
31/07/2020

206: Blunderball

A dangerous "mind bomb" is set to detonate outside of Chicago...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowign as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also Starring Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Fitz, and The Admiral Guest Starring Rebecca Serfass as Lucky Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott Music, sound editing, and mixing by Pete Barry Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode can be found here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under licenseDrone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionVolcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons AttributionLava by e___, used under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stormacache, used under Creative Commons AttributionAirplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionBacking Up by tambascot, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionMovie Set by kyles, used under Creative Commons AttributionBass Note by Vrescendo, used under Creative Commons AttributionGun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons AttributionSubmachine Gun by Frankie01234, used under Creative Commons AttributionWooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionBuzz! by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons AttributionTazer Zap by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons AttributionRockslide by juskiddink, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrash! by squarrel, used under Creative Commons AttributionExplosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons AttributionSawblade by deleted_user_7146007, used under Creative Commons Attribution

31/07/2020

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33 min

The award winning theater and film company, The Porch Room, brings its off-center trademark to Apple Podcasts! From the acclaimed antics of the hit scripted comedy "Mission: Rejected" to a unique spin on real play table top gaming in "Oops! All Bards", there's always something to make you laugh and make you think. It's another quality podcast from The Porch Room!

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301: Blue Storm Rising

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