Barbietopia

Unknown Frequency

5.0 (1)
TV & Film

The podcast for grown-ass adults who still really love Barbie™ movies for some reason, where we discuss and rate every animated Barbie™ film that's ever existed, hosted by known Barbie™ enthusiast Tommy Kearley and self-described Barbie™ expert Rowan Quinn.

01/03/2019

EP.10 - Let's Get This Cheese

What's cookin' good lookin'? We're back and kicking off with Barbie and the Island Princess (2007)! This episode has as discussing topics such as: the sisterhood of the travelling barnyard, parallels between stalkers and animal sidekicks, and how Mattel probably doesn't know what an elephant looks like. ITUNES: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/barbietopia SOUNDCLOUD: @barbietopia STITCHER: www.stitcher.com/podcast/unknown-…ency/barbietopia TUMBLR: barbietopiapodcast.tumblr.com/ TWITTER: twitter.com/barbietopiapod (next episode will be out soon. soon-ish. maybe)

1hr 45min
02/05/2018

EP.9 - Rowena Apologists 2k18

Hey! Get in the car! This is 'Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses' (2006)! We got shit to say and questions to ask, like: Was their mum a witch? How bad is Rowena really? And can we go one fucking episode without making movies aimed at five-year-olds political? ITUNES: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/barbietopia SOUNDCLOUD: soundcloud.com/barbietopia STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/unknown-frequency/barbietopia TUMBLR: barbietopiapodcast.tumblr.com/ TWITTER: twitter.com/barbietopiapod (When will the next episode be out?? Fuck if I know!)

1hr 21min
05/04/2018

EP.8 - An Ice Odyssey

Coming at you this week is 'Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus' (2005) as we wonder: What's the difference between a horse and a car (are they truly one and the same)? Have we finally got a magic system with some semblance of structure? And why are giants not portrayed as the intellectuals they, atomically speaking, should be? ITUNES: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/barbietopia SOUNDCLOUD: soundcloud.com/barbietopia STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/unknown-frequency/barbietopia TUMBLR: barbietopiapodcast.tumblr.com/ TWITTER: twitter.com/barbietopiapod

1hr 53min
15/03/2018

EP.7 - Frongus Maximus

This week we cover 'Fairytopia: Magic of the Rainbow' (2007) and discuss: Why does Dandelion even exist in this franchise? What if the puffballs were forced to take over the first blush of spring? AND HAS ELINA HAD MAGIC THIS WHOLE DAMN TIME?! ITUNES: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/barbietopia SOUNDCLOUD: soundcloud.com/barbietopia STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/unknown-frequency/barbietopia TUMBLR: barbietopiapodcast.tumblr.com/ TWITTER: twitter.com/barbietopiapod

1hr 34min
22/02/2018

EP.6 - Two For One Deal

This week we discuss 'Barbie: Mermaidia' (2006) and ponder: Is Fairytopia a dictatorship? How many prophetesses do you need in one damn movie? And was the Depths of Despair more of a vore thing, or a tentacle thing? (NOTE: sorry for the lateness, the audio is a little shithouse cus I was working off a funky backup) ITUNES: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/b... SOUNDCLOUD: @barbietopia STITCHER: www.stitcher.com/podcast/unkn... TUMBLR: barbietopiapodcast.tumblr.com/ TWITTER: twitter.com/barbietopiapod (The next episode will be out on the 8th of March, 2018...)

1hr 5min
08/02/2018

EP.5 - Barbie! Does! Parkour!

In this episode we discuss 'Barbie: Fairytopia' (2005) and ask: Is Hugh ex-military? Is Bibble a satanic force? Does fairy society lob off wings as punishment? And is this shitshow just slowly becoming a Power Rangers podcast? ITUNES: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/b... SOUNDCLOUD: @barbietopia STITCHER: www.stitcher.com/podcast/unkn... TUMBLR: barbietopiapodcast.tumblr.com/ TWITTER: twitter.com/barbietopiapod (The next episode will be out on the 22nd of Feb, 2018...)

1hr 3min
25/01/2018

EP.4 - The Sinning Keeps Happening

In this episode we take a look at 'Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper' (2004) and wonder: How many PhD's do you really need to understand Barbie films? What's up with the disguises Prince Dominic? WHY CAN'T SMART VILLIANS just FUCKING HIRE SMART PEOPLE??? ITUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/b... SOUNDCLOUD: https://soundcloud.com/barbietopia STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/unkn... TUMBLR: https://barbietopiapodcast.tumblr.com/ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/barbietopiapod (The next episode will be out on the 8th of Feb, 2018...)

1hr 14min
11/01/2018

EP.3 - Barbie's Furry Adventure

In our third installment, we tackle 'Barbie of Swan Lake' (2003) and some good significant questions such as: why is Lila so f****n' savage? Does the Fairy Queen have any magic that isn't fashion related? And is our beloved Barbie, truely, honestly, a fucking furry? SOUNDCLOUD: https://soundcloud.com/barbietopia STITCHER: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/unkn... TUMBLR: https://barbietopiapodcast.tumblr.com/ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/barbietopiapod (The next episode will be out on the 25th of Jan, 2018...)

1hr 16min
28/12/2017

EP.2 - Gothel Apologists 2k17

This time we explore the strange stockholm syndrome of 'Barbie as Rapunzel' (2002), and ask crucial questions such as: how many secret passages is too many secret passages? Who the fuck thought the creepy ferret was a good idea? WHY IS GOTHEL SO WONDERFULLY VILLAINOUS!? TUMBLR: barbietopiapodcast.tumblr.com TWITTER: twitter.com/barbietopiapod (The next episode will be out on the 11th of Jan, 2018...)

1hr 20min
21/12/2017

EP.1 - Barbie & The Nutbuster

In this episode we cover the dubious cinematic masterpiece that is 'Barbie in the Nutcracker' (2001), and ask important questions such as: how does Eric's dick work? Why is Major Mint such a shitstain? IS AUNT DROSSELMEYER A LESBIAN!? TUMBLR: barbietopiapodcast.tumblr.com/ TWITTER: twitter.com/barbietopiapod

1hr 26min

10 Episodes

The podcast for grown-ass adults who still really love Barbie™ movies for some reason, where we discuss and rate every animated Barbie™ film that's ever existed, hosted by known Barbie™ enthusiast Tommy Kearley and self-described Barbie™ expert Rowan Quinn.

Creator

Unknown Frequency
Years Active

2017 - 2019
Episodes

10
Rating

Explicit
Copyright

© All rights reserved
Show Website

Barbietopia