129 episodes

Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella reminisce on their daffy and deranged childhoods growing up as closeted queer kids on Long Island. With sound bites from over two decades of archival footage and banter only 23 years of friendship can foster, you'll laugh, cry, and grow up all over again alongside these Good Children. Join the Patreon community for an exclusive bonus episode every week!

Good Children Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

    • Comedy

Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella reminisce on their daffy and deranged childhoods growing up as closeted queer kids on Long Island. With sound bites from over two decades of archival footage and banter only 23 years of friendship can foster, you'll laugh, cry, and grow up all over again alongside these Good Children. Join the Patreon community for an exclusive bonus episode every week!

    Does It Get Better? ft. Trixie Mattel

    Does It Get Better? ft. Trixie Mattel

    Drag Icon Trixie Mattel joins Good Children for a conversation on dating, drag, and dreams.

    • 1 hr 10 min
    Double F's At Football Camp

    Double F's At Football Camp

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    The boys discuss the summer going into 8th grade when they both signed up for football camp at Joe's future Catholic high school. After a day of trying their best to fit in, they uncover a dark secret about North Korea. Also: is it up to Good Children to save the Dippin' Dots Dynasty? 

    • 1 hr 3 min
    April: Through The Years

    April: Through The Years

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    Let's take it back to April: Through The Years. The boys discuss important April pop cultural anniversaries including movies like The Hannah Montana Movie and Ella Enchanted and music like Taylor Swift, 

    • 1 hr 7 min
    Body Hair, Saunas, & Colonics

    Body Hair, Saunas, & Colonics

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    This week join us on a retrospective through the hairy times of puberty and all that comes after it. from pube-plucking to eyebrow threading to back waxing. Plus, take a field trip with us to Alivio Wellness! 

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    • 1 hr 6 min
    Why Don't I Fit In With The Gays?

    Why Don't I Fit In With The Gays?

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    This week, the boys put on their professor hats and answer their own early-20s question: "Why Don't I Fit In With Gays?" Let's get deeply introspective about the plight of the newly-out gay man and all of the trauma, insecurities, and fears that go along with it. 

    • 1 hr 5 min
    Trying To Die On Purpose In Australia

    Trying To Die On Purpose In Australia

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    Prepare to have your bones chilled as Andrew tells what he believes is a fun and silly story about his study abroad experience in our favorite country: Australia.

    • 1 hr 10 min

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