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A re-incarnation of Popup Chinese podcast by Brendan O'Kane and David Lancashire.

  1. Popup Chinese — Elementary: Death by Appliance

    24 Jun

    Popup Chinese — Elementary: Death by Appliance

    哎，哥们儿，把空调打开。快！我朋友快热死了。 āi ， gēmenr ， bǎ kōngtiáo dǎkāi 。 kuài ！ wǒ péngyou kuài rè sǐ le 。 Hey dude, turn on the air conditioner. Quickly! My friend is dying of heat here. 已经打开了。 yǐjīng dǎkāi le 。 It's already on. 那把温度再调低点儿。 nà bǎ wēndù zài tiáo dī diǎnr 。 Then turn the temperature down a bit more. 已经是最低了。 yǐjīng shì zuì dī le 。 It's already as low as it goes. 哎，已经热死了。 āi ， yǐjīng rè sǐ le 。 Oh, he's already died. 啊？ á ？ Huh?

    7 min
  2. Popup Chinese — Elementary: Mother's Day

    23 Jun

    Popup Chinese — Elementary: Mother's Day

    Bunny, 你给你妈买礼物了吗？ Bunny, nǐ gěi nǐ mā mǎi lǐwù le ma ？ Bunny, did you buy a present for your mom? 为什么？ wèishénme ？ Why? 因为母亲节！ yīnwèi mǔqīnjié ！ Because of Mother's Day! 哦，我忘了！ o ，wǒwàngle！ Oh, I forgot!

    8 min
  3. Popup Chinese — Elementary: A Visit to the Dry Cleaners

    22 Jun

    Popup Chinese — Elementary: A Visit to the Dry Cleaners

    小姐，你好，我来取衣服。给你我的票。 xiǎojie ， nǐhǎo ， wǒ lái qǔ yīfu 。 gěi nǐ wǒ de piào 。 Hello Miss. I'm here to pick up my clothes. Here is my ticket. 这是您的衣服。 zhè shì nín de yīfu 。 Here are your clothes. 嗯？这是我的衣服吗？ en ？zhèshì wǒ de yīfu ma ？ Huh? These are my clothes? 不是吗？ bùshì ma ？ Aren't they? 颜色不对，大小也不对，款式都不对！我是女人。 yánsè bù duì ， dàxiǎo yě bù duì ， kuǎnshì dōu bù duì ！ wǒ shì nǚrén 。 The colors are wrong. The size is wrong. The style is also wrong! I'm a woman. 那，这是谁的衣服？ nà ，zhèshì shéi de yīfu ？ Then whose clothes are these? 啊，我的衣服。谢谢。 ā ，wǒdeyīfu 。xièxie 。 These are my clothes. Thank you.

    8 min
  4. Popup Chinese — Elementary: Technical Assistance

    21 Jun

    Popup Chinese — Elementary: Technical Assistance

    你的电脑又坏了。 nǐ de diànnǎo yòu huài le 。 Your computer's broke again. 你又做了什么？ nǐ yòu zuò le shénme ？ What did you do this time? 我安装了一些软件。 wǒ ānzhuāng le yīxiē ruǎnjiàn 。 I installed some software. 哦，我的天哪！ o ，wǒdetiān na ！ Oh, my heavens! 别担心，全是免费的。 bié dānxīn ， quán shì miǎnfèi de 。 Don't worry, it was all free. 你又弄坏了我的电脑！ nǐ yòu nòng huài le wǒ de diànnǎo ！ You broke my computer again!

    8 min
  5. Popup Chinese — Elementary: Apple's New Laptop

    20 Jun

    Popup Chinese — Elementary: Apple's New Laptop

    呀！你买新笔记本啦？ yā ！nǐ mǎi xīn bǐjìběn la ？ Hey! You bought a new laptop? 是啊，苹果的。 shì a ， Píngguǒ de 。 Yeah, it's a Mac. 真薄呀！ zhēn báo ya ！ It's really thin! 还很轻呢。你试试。 hái hěn qīng ne 。 nǐ shìshi 。 It's also really light. Try it out. 好。嗯，一定很贵吧？ hǎo 。ng，yīdìng hěn guì ba ？ OK. It must have been pretty expensive, right? 哎呀，是我男朋友给我买的。 āiya ， shì wǒ nán péngyou gěi wǒ mǎi de 。 Oh, my boyfriend got it for me. 哦。 o 。 Oh.

    8 min
  6. Popup Chinese — Elementary: The Missing Plunger

    19 Jun

    Popup Chinese — Elementary: The Missing Plunger

    我们家马桶堵了。 wǒmen jiā mǎtǒng dǔ le 。 Our toilet at home is clogged. 马桶堵了？ mǎtǒng dǔ le ？ Your toilet's clogged? 刚拉了肚子，拉完就堵了。 gāng lā le dùzi ， lā wán jiù dǔ le 。 I just had diarrhea, and it backed up. 那还不赶紧通通？ nà hái bù gǎnjǐn tōngtong ？ Then you should hurry up and unblock it, no? 皮搋子丢了。 pí chuāizi diū le 。 The plunger's gone missing. 可以用手掏啊。 kěyǐ yòng shǒu tāo a 。 You can scoop it out with your hands. 那咱俩一起掏吧。 nà zán liǎ yīqǐ tāo ba 。 Ok, let's scoop it out together. 掏完可得请我吃饭。 tāo wán kě děi qǐng wǒ chī fàn 。 When we're done you've gotta treat me to dinner. 好，掏完咱就吃。 hǎo ，tāo wán zán jiù chī 。 Great. We'll grab a bite when we're done scooping. 好嘞。 hǎo lei 。 OK.

    8 min
  7. Popup Chinese — Elementary: The Wandering Eye

    18 Jun

    Popup Chinese — Elementary: The Wandering Eye

    又在看别的女人！ yòu zài kàn bié de nǚrén ！ You're looking at other women again! 她是人妖。 tā shì rényāo 。 She's a transsexual. 少废话！昨天呢？前天呢？全是人妖吗？ shǎo fèihuà ！ zuótiān ne ？ qiántiān ne ？ quán shì rényāo ma ？ Rubbish! What about yesterday and the day before? Were they all transsexuals too? 这不是在泰国吗？ zhè bù shì zài Tàiguó ma ？ Aren't we in Thailand? 你就是个色鬼！ nǐ jiùshì ge sèguǐ ！ You're nothing but a pervert!

    7 min
  8. Popup Chinese — Elementary: The Break-Up

    17 Jun

    Popup Chinese — Elementary: The Break-Up

    不要离开我。 bùyào líkāi wǒ 。 Don't leave me. 你放手，一切都太晚了。 nǐ fàngshǒu ， yīqiè dōu tài wǎn le 。 Let go of me, it's all too late. 你走了，咱们家咪咪谁来喂啊？ nǐ zǒu le ， zánmen jiā Mīmi shéi lái wèi ā ？ If you go, who will feed the cat? 记得给它喂食。 jìde gěi tā wèi shí 。 Remember to feed it. 那孩子呢？ nà háizi ne ？ What about the child? 孩子她更需要爸爸。 háizi tā gèng xūyào bàba 。 The child needs her father more. 她也需要妈妈来喂奶啊。 tā yě xūyào māma lái wèinǎi ā 。 She also needs her mother to nurse. 你少来这套，咱孩子都上大学了。 nǐ shǎoláizhètào ， zán háizi dōu shàng dàxué le 。 Stop with this nonsense. Our child is already in university.

    7 min
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A re-incarnation of Popup Chinese podcast by Brendan O'Kane and David Lancashire.

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