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  1. 2 DAYS AGO

    The Arcana Unity

    The truth is out there, and now it's organized. Logic is a fickle thing, especially when everyone seems to have their own version of it. Put on your tinfoil hat and adjust your antenna, because things are about to get uncomfortably organized. Finding Logic within The Arcana Unity In this episode, Jess Krazier takes a stab at nighttime radio with "Is That Right?". His first guest is a man who is both secretive and terrible at hiding his identity. It seems this shadowy figure has developed a digital solution to the world's most baffling contradictions. The Conspiracy Reconciliation Algorithmic Processor is a revolutionary program designed to smooth over all those stubborn wrinkles. Just feed in the problem and it turns a mountain of clashing theories into one smooth, dramatic narrative. But can it handle the problems Jess's callers give it?  "The Arcana Unity" is waiting for those brave enough to stop asking "why" and start asking "how does this all fit together?" The phone lines are open and the truth is waiting. Listen to the latest episode now and decide for yourself what’s real. Lending there voice in this episode, as Dirk and Caller Number Two is Nathan Alvord. >> Special Guest: Nathan Alvord>> You can also support comedy4cast by becoming a patron on Patreon>> Or you can get Clinton a Dunkin' card or a cup of coffee via Ko-Fi>> Follow comedy4cast on BlueSky, Instagram, Facebook, MeWe, and Mastodon >> Give us a call via the Super Secret Phone Line (213) 290-4451>> Also check out Clinton's other podcast, The Topic is Trek>> Certain sounds effects heard on comedy4cast are courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org Click here for a transcript of this episode.

    12 min
  2. 30/12/2025

    The Bob and Ray Show

    Step inside the studio for a classic comedy tribute. Ever wondered how much comedy can be mined from a stack of flypaper? Or an educational owl with a very short fuse? In this episode, we’re taking a deep dive into the dry, deadpan brilliance of two radio pioneers. Whether you are a longtime fan of Bob and Ray or a newcomer to their mundane madness, there's something here for you. Celebrating a Legacy: The Bob and Ray Show Clinton is celebrating the absurdist spirit of Bob Elliott and Ray Goulding, the legendary duo who turned the "boring" parts of broadcasting into a comedic art form. This episode features Clinton performing a collection of rare and classic sketches that showcase the duo’s knack for professional-sounding nonsense. Between the laughs, you’ll learn about their 40-year journey from a Boston radio booth to the Broadway stage. It’s an essential guide to the legacy of two men who influenced everyone from David Letterman to the cast of TV's "Schitt's Creek." The show is about to begin Are you ready to join the fun? Click play to experience The Bob and Ray Show (or at least a heartfelt tribute to it) for yourself. >> The Mutual Audio Network version of The Bob and Ray Show on Spotify>> "Bob & Ray, the Two and Only" original cast recording on Spotify>> You can also support comedy4cast by becoming a patron on Patreon>> Or you can get Clinton a Dunkin' card or a cup of coffee via Ko-Fi>> Follow comedy4cast on BlueSky, Instagram, Facebook, MeWe, and Mastodon >> Give us a call via the Super Secret Phone Line (213) 290-4451>> Also check out Clinton's other podcast, The Topic is Trek>> Certain sounds effects heard on comedy4cast are courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org Click here for a transcript of this episode.

    21 min
  3. 03/11/2025

    Out Of Time For Odd

    These bizarre headlines are about to expire. We saved you some of the oddest for last. This episode is a rapid-fire dump of unbelievable, real-life news snippets that just couldn't wait until next year. If you love a good dose of weird, prepare to be hooked by the oddest stories left on the cutting room floor. It's Time for "Out Of Time For Odd" With the help of "everybody's favorite super villain", Hyperloop, we race through a ton of headlines. You'll hear about everything from peculiar animal stories and ridiculous family schemes. Plus headlines about objects found in unexpected places and more. These short, true bursts of strange are guaranteed to give your imagination a workout. Throwback to a comedy4cast Classic. Then, in honor of the Platinum Anniversary of comedy4cast (PAC), we're flashing back to a gem from December 2017. This clip features a manic, high-pressure sale situation at Everything Musg Go-Go! Naturally, it spirals hilariously out of control. It’s a perfect slice of classic comedy4cast energy, proving once and for all that comedy4cast can be as weird as any any odd news headline. "Out Of Time For Odd," is packed with more strange news and comedy nostalgia than any one podcast should be allowd hold. Don't wait! Listen now and discover what happens when we're left with only The Remaining Odds! >> You can also support comedy4cast by becoming a patron on Patreon>> Or you can get Clinton a Dunkin' card or a cup of coffee via Ko-Fi>> Follow comedy4cast on BlueSky, Instagram, Facebook, MeWe, and Mastodon >> Give us a call via the Super Secret Phone Line (213) 290-4451>> Also check out Clinton's other podcast, The Topic is Trek>> Certain sounds effects heard on comedy4cast are courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org Click here for a transcript of this episode.

    13 min
  4. 31/10/2025

    A Sorted Crime

    The building blocks of a real crime scene. We're diving into a corner of the Odd News world where true crime meets the absolutely ridiculous. It's a story so twisted, it could only be real. Join Clinton and prepare to be shocked. Also, it might be a good idea to wear your shoes as you listen to this tale of "A Sorted Crime". A Sorted Crime: The Latest in Odd News What kind of villain lives in this house of horrors? One who is responsible for creating a ghastly scene right out of the crime pages of your local newspaper. If you still have those where you live. In this Odd News story, we investigate a Santa Rosa, California that quickly escalates from simple investigation to terrifying tableau. You’ll never look at your neighbor's "innocent" pastime the same way again after hearing this truly bizarre story. Hyperloop’s Revenge As part of our Platinum Anniversary celebration, we look back at a 2018 episode where the mega-villain Hyperloop hatched his most diabolical plot yet. Joined by Tweet Storm, Target Run, and the ever-emojional Emoji, Hyperloop details a trap that promises to permanently eliminate the 4K Kid. His plan is so dastardly, that even his fellow criminals are shocked! What does Hyperloop have in store for the our hero? Ready for the ridiculous? Hit play on this episode of comedy4cast right now! >> You can also support comedy4cast by becoming a patron on Patreon>> Or you can get Clinton a Dunkin' card or a cup of coffee via Ko-Fi>> Follow comedy4cast on BlueSky, Instagram, Facebook, MeWe, and Mastodon >> Give us a call via the Super Secret Phone Line (213) 290-4451>> Also check out Clinton's other podcast, The Topic is Trek>> Certain sounds effects heard on comedy4cast are courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org Click here for a transcript of this episode.

    8 min
  5. 30/10/2025

    European Puff Peace

    Right breeze, wrong place. In this edition of Odd News PAC, we’re serving up a bizarre, breezy international dispute that will blow you away. Plus, a classic throwback clip that features a product name that will leave your tongue tied. Wither the wind: European puff peace Our main Odd News story this time around will take you to Europe. That's where two neighboring countries are seemingly involved in a game of high-stakes atmospheric shenanigans. Find out how location, location, location is leading to arguments about "air rights". Who's right? Who's wrong? When you hear the details, you'll find out why there are big fans on both sides of this debate. Abby Falmacher has baskets that bounce We're also dipping into the comedy vault to celebrate the Platinum Anniversary of comedy4cast (PAC). This time, we revisit a classic bit from 2018. Abby Falmacher, owner of The Little Wicker Basket Company ("Little Wicker Baskets. They're everywhere!") , as she faces down the looming threat of a trade war. Her response? You know Abby. She pivots with a bouncy new product. You'll have to hear the commercial to believe what she's come up with. You'll find it all in this episode of comedy4cast's Odd News PAC! If you are ready for a quick laugh to brighten your day, hit that play button and check out "European Puff Peace"! >> You can also support comedy4cast by becoming a patron on Patreon>> Or you can get Clinton a Dunkin' card or a cup of coffee via Ko-Fi>> Follow comedy4cast on BlueSky, Instagram, Facebook, MeWe, and Mastodon >> Give us a call via the Super Secret Phone Line (213) 290-4451>> Also check out Clinton's other podcast, The Topic is Trek>> Certain sounds effects heard on comedy4cast are courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org Click here for a transcript of this episode. Estimated reading time: 2 minutes

    7 min
  6. 29/10/2025

    In Lieu Of Lair

    A strange new purpose for a historic site. We're back with an Odd News story featuring quirky history, underground secrets, and a bit of comic book villainy. Plus, for our Platinum Anniversary, we have a classic comedy clip from the vault. If you love unbelievable stories and comedy gold, you've come to the right place. Odd News: In Lieu Of Lair In this edition of Odd News, we travel to England to explore a bizarre architectural spot. And we wonder if it might be of some use to a certain well-known villain. In Lieu Of Lair, we'll explore the bizarre-but-true renovation of a historic subterranean space in the United Kingdom. It's an unlikely remodel with a spectacular, if tiny, new purpose. It may be the most unusual space you hear about all year. Spammy the Clown In a featured classic clip, we take you back to 2013 to catch up with America's least-well-known kids entertainer, Spammy the Clown. Spammy is off to get today's "Secret Word" from his dear friend, Magic Mirror. Seems simple enough. But things get a bit dark on Spammy's quest. Hear the Episode Ready to be intrigued? Or just have a laugh? Then listen to "In Lieu of Lair" now! And remember to subscribe to comedy4cast wherever you get your podcasts so you never miss an episode! >> You can also support comedy4cast by becoming a patron on Patreon>> Or you can get Clinton a Dunkin' card or a cup of coffee via Ko-Fi>> Follow comedy4cast on BlueSky, Instagram, Facebook, MeWe, and Mastodon >> Give us a call via the Super Secret Phone Line (213) 290-4451>> Also check out Clinton's other podcast, The Topic is Trek>> Certain sounds effects heard on comedy4cast are courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org Click here for a transcript of this episode.

    8 min
  7. 28/10/2025

    Cracking The Case

    This odd case will leave your brain scrambled. It's time for another edition of Odd News, where we take a bizarre, true event and give it the full comedy4cast treatment. This time, we're taking you to a historic New Jersey coastal community. There is a perplexing crime we need to solve. And maybe get in a round of golf, too. We're going to cracking the case! This story blurs the lines between vandalism, the Victorian era and, somehow, miniature golf. That's a lot of lines to blur! In fact, the way we see it, the only way to solve this crime is to take a deep dive into the past. Come along and see if you agree with our conclusions Going down the reaction rabbit hole. To celebrate the Platinum Anniversary of comedy4cast, we close out the episode with a fan-favorite sketch from the archives. This segment takes aim at a common internet trend and ponders just how far it can go if it is not kept in check. It's an absurd commentary on how far internet content creators will go to chase a trend. Listen Now! Ready to have your mind put to the test? Click play on Cracking The Case now to hear the full Odd News investigation and enjoy a truly absurd classic sketch. Don't forget, you can support comedy4cast and get episodes early by searching for us on Patreon! >> Guest Star: John Bell, from Bell's in the Batfry>> Guest Star: Bonnie Kenderdine>> Guest Star: Nathan Alvord>> You can also support comedy4cast by becoming a patron on Patreon>> Or you can get Clinton a Dunkin' card or a cup of coffee via Ko-Fi>> Follow comedy4cast on BlueSky, Instagram, Facebook, MeWe, and Mastodon >> Give us a call via the Super Secret Phone Line (213) 290-4451>> Also check out Clinton's other podcast, The Topic is Trek>> Certain sounds effects heard on comedy4cast are courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org Click here for a transcript of this episode.

    8 min

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