Everything But The Pub

Jon & Luke
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Forced out of their homes by their wives, Luke and Jon - two of the most average men you'll ever meet, talk about everything on their walks to and from the pub. Inside the pub? Nothing is discussed. This show is all about the noise, not the signal; imagine a deafening wall of exceptional mediocrity coming at you in audio form.

  1. The Confession

    3 DAYS AGO

    The Confession

    Luke hints at a surprising betrayal as he and Jon wander their usual route, sampling a whiskey subscription and debating whether whisky should be neat or on ice. The chat veers from Deep Blue’s duel with Kasparov to the origins of ‘clue,’ the idea of gestalt and a new lexicon segment, leaving listeners intrigued.More

    48 min
  2. Appliances with Headlights

    3 FEB

    Appliances with Headlights

    Sheltering from the rain in Jon’s Ford, Luke and Jon swap their usual walk for a drive around the New Forest. They unpick local history, from Christchurch’s rivers to the bygone Argos catalogue, and recall the fateful night when Buddy Holly’s plane went down. This episode blends trivia and nostalgia with characteristic humour.More

    54 min
  3. It's NOT a Joke

    27 JAN

    It's NOT a Joke

    Luke and Jon brave winter weather for a delayed episode packed with surprises. They chat about twenty-nine weeks of hair growth, BMX racing and a family birthday before diving into Mozart’s life, the origins of the treadmill and the pain of wisdom teeth. Kombucha tastings, cloud science and Russian doll tins keep the conversation lively.More

    39 min
  4. Mystery Hooters

    20 JAN

    Mystery Hooters

    Luke opens Ep28 with an obituary before diving into Blue Monday confusion, quirky jokes about measuring, kombucha and Gascony. Expect cough sweets, spring‑cleaning gags, history lessons on Charles I and more, all delivered in their trademark banter as they wander to a Riverside pub and share head‑exploding facts.More

    50 min
  5. The Start of Softie Season

    13 JAN

    The Start of Softie Season

    John and Luke kick off softie season by tucking in their T‑shirts and braving a wet January night with sniffles and Barocca. A trip to post a letter leads them into a darkly comic discussion of the Black Death’s arrival in Weymouth and the labour shake‑up that followed, before a Mr Men rap and a non‑alcoholic mojito lighten the mood.More

    45 min
  6. Basket in a Tree

    6 JAN

    Basket in a Tree

    Luke and Jon stroll through a frosty evening, chatting about the gap between Christmas and New Year, taking down decorations early and recording episodes as if on release day. Their banter covers port‑and‑lemon experiments, wise men gifts, car number plates and a red Cavalier before rating a local pub, pledging dry January and teasing a voyage into outer‑space trivia.More

    37 min
  7. Street Cheese

    16/12/2025

    Street Cheese

    Luke and Jon wind down 2025 with an easy-going wander that starts with curry tales and carol concerts and meanders through Boston Tea Party history, the mysteries of entropy, polite driving and a cheese tasting like no other. Along the way they rate a pub, debate headlight etiquette and reflect on the joy of the journey.More

    41 min
  8. The Christmas Pub Crawl

    13/12/2025

    The Christmas Pub Crawl

    Luke and Jon embark on their first annual Christmas pub crawl, full of nervous excitement and festive spirit. Between four pubs they trade banter about Bond films, Die Hard and crisp flavours, meet generous supporters and ask guests to rate each stop. As the night unfolds, their conversations meander from Bootsy Collins to parenting and perspective.More

    54 min
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Forced out of their homes by their wives, Luke and Jon - two of the most average men you'll ever meet, talk about everything on their walks to and from the pub. Inside the pub? Nothing is discussed. This show is all about the noise, not the signal; imagine a deafening wall of exceptional mediocrity coming at you in audio form.

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  • Creator
    Jon & Luke
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    31
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © 2025 Everything But The Pub
  • Show Website
    Everything But The Pub