Halal-ish

Halal-ish Podcast
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Two friends, all the drama, none of the shame. Join two unapologetically funny Muslim women as we navigate the wild intersection of culture, comedy, and chaos. From family expectations and faith to career challenges and hurdles, we dive headfirst into the awkward, the hilarious, and the heartfelt. 🎧 New episodes every week!

Episodes

  1. 6 days ago

    Matchmaker Matchmaker Find Me a Man

    This episode is a keeper, unlike that creep you matched with on Hinge. Today we try to help you find a man who wont make your skin crawl and eyes bawl. Or was your mom right, should you have just married your cousin in Pakistan? Halal-ish podcast is presented by Ola Labib and Zain Produced by Andy Gaffney

  2. 10 Aug

    Aren’t you Muslim too bro?!

    When your “woke” Muslim female friend tries to convince you that the hijab is "oppressive,” et tu brute???

  3. 3 Aug

    Do you believe in Black Magic?

    Is it just bad luck or is it something even deeper? Today we discuss black magic, the evil eye, and jinns, are you a believer? It’s spooky, it’s spiritual, it’s hilarious. Sleep with the lights on after this one.

  4. 17/08/2025

    Ep.8 - Sorry Mum, It's My Life!

    Growing up doesn’t always mean freedom, especially when parental control lingers well into adulthood. In this episode of Halal-ish, we unpack the emotional tug-of-war between overbearing parents and the children they continue to shame, guilt, and pressure. From unrealistic expectations to emotional blackmail, we explore how this dynamic shapes self-worth, relationships, and identity. With honesty and humor, we ask: when do you finally draw the line and start living life on your own terms?

    Ep.8 - Sorry Mum, It's My Life!

  5. 10/08/2025

    Ep.7 - So You're Married, Now What?

    Marriage isn’t the end of the story; it’s just the beginning. In this episode, we dive into the often-overlooked “after” of the wedding day, exploring the gap between romanticized expectations and real-life responsibilities. Who does what in the home? How do financial, emotional, and spiritual duties get balanced? And what happens when reality doesn’t match the dream? With candid conversations and relatable insights, we unpack the challenges and surprises couples face once the honeymoon glow fades.

    Ep.7 - So You're Married, Now What?

  6. 04/08/2025

    Ep.6 - Am I a 10?

    In this hilarious and brutally honest episode of Halal-ish, we’re diving deep into the world of Muslim matchmaking and the unrealistic expectations people bring to the table. From rating looks to measuring up careers, bank balances, and deen levels, we unpack the growing trend of treating relationships like a marketplace. Why are so many people convinced they're a perfect 10 while demanding even more from a potential spouse? Is it confidence... or delusion? 👀 Tune in as we reflect, laugh, and maybe even cringe a little while exploring how modern ego, social media, and “halal dating” culture have shaped today’s standards for love.

    Ep.6 - Am I a 10?

  7. 27/07/2025

    Ep.5 - Delulu

    Join us as we dive into the world of delusion, specifically the kind that convinces brand-new comedians they can bypass the grind and go straight to the big time. We unpack the myths, the shortcuts, and the reality behind success in comedy and entertainment. From unpaid open mics to years of refining your voice, this episode is a reality check for anyone who thinks visibility equals overnight success. We’re not here to gatekeep. We’re here to remind you: if it looks easy, it’s because the hard work already happened behind the scenes.

    Ep.5 - Delulu

  8. 20/07/2025

    Ep.4 - Dough and Dowries

    In this episode of Halal-ish, we're getting into the cost of commitment-literally. 💍 From gold demands to luxury expectations, we unpack the cultural weight (and wallet strain) of dowries in modern-day marriages. What starts as a traditional gesture can quickly become a financial mountain, especially for husbands-to-be navigating pressure from future in-laws and societal standards. We're not here to bash culture, but to ask: where's the line between respect and unrealistic? Is the mahr still meaningful, or just material? Join us for real talk, uncomfortable laughs, and maybe a few wedding-budget horror stories.

    Ep.4 - Dough and Dowries

  9. 13/07/2025

    Ep.3 - Halal for Clout

    In this episode of Halal-ish, we ask why some individuals who rarely identify publicly with Islam suddenly present as devout when there's something to gain, be it fame, money, or clout? From influencers to actresses donning hijabs for film roles, we discuss the performative faith that often appears only when the cameras are rolling. This conversation isn’t about shaming those who struggle with practicing Islam; faith is deeply personal, and everyone is on their own path. Instead, we take a critical (and comedic) look at how Islamic identity is sometimes used as a costume or brand when it becomes convenient or profitable. Who gets to represent us in mainstream spaces? What does authenticity look like when religion meets the algorithm?

    Ep.3 - Halal for Clout

  10. 07/07/2025

    Ep.2 - Celebrity vs Morality

    In this episode of Halal-ish, we delve into the complex world of celebrity, morality, and the risks of speaking out. From war and poverty to politics and social justice, we explore why some public figures use their platform to speak truth to power, while others choose silence. Is staying quiet a smart career move or a betrayal of responsibility? Can you really separate the art from the artist when the world is burning? And what happens when speaking out costs you everything? Join us for a candid and thought-provoking conversation about the fine line between fame and conscience, and the pressures of being vocal in a world that doesn't always reward bravery.Don’t forget to follow, rate, and review Halal-ish wherever you listen; your support helps us keep the conversation going!

    Ep.2 - Celebrity vs Morality

  11. 29/06/2025

    Ep.1 - Halal Jokes, Haram Looks

    Zain, Ola, and Shazia dive into what it really means to be a Muslim woman in the world of mainstream comedy. From dodging stereotypes to reclaiming punchlines, they unpack the expectations, awkward moments, and hilarious truths of performing while Muslim. 🎤 Topics covered: Navigating the "Muslim woman" label in the industry Cultural expectations vs. comedic freedom Who's allowed to joke about what? 🎧 Tune in, laugh out loud, and stay until the end for a sneak peek at what's coming up in future episodes.

    Ep.1 - Halal Jokes, Haram Looks
  • 11 Episodes

About

Two friends, all the drama, none of the shame. Join two unapologetically funny Muslim women as we navigate the wild intersection of culture, comedy, and chaos. From family expectations and faith to career challenges and hurdles, we dive headfirst into the awkward, the hilarious, and the heartfelt. 🎧 New episodes every week!

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  • Creator
    Halal-ish Podcast
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    11
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Halal-ish Podcast
  • Show Website
    Halal-ish

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