We Are Not Journalists PodcastOne
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WE ARE NOT JOURNALISTS is a weekly podcast starring popular social media pranksters Walter Masterson and Maximillian Clark, who take delight in asking laugh-out-loud, nonsensical questions of today’s newsmakers, many of whom remain relentlessly and utterly clueless. Being somewhat socially responsible, there’s also experts, comedians and politicians analyzing how crazy everything is, and maybe collectively, we can figure out how to save the world?
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Trump's Wildwood White Power Rally
If you haven't checked in with the right lately, it's not great. We went to Wildwood, NJ to meet some patriot front goons and the head goon Donald J. Trump who's still telling the snake story.
Also project 2025 is terrifying.
Next week we promise you a more uplifting episode because yikes.
That article we mentioned: https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2021/11/trump-johnny-mcentee-january-6-betrayal/620646/ -
RFK's Brain Worms
Actual RFK Jr Quote: "A worm got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died." So there's that.
We also do Man vs Bear, the Stormy Daniels Trial and find the hot new Venezuelan Dictator campaign song of the summer. What a news cycle -
Pro-Death Star Protest
The country is alive with protests and Walter is on the scene. We give you tips for protesting safely and tips for protesting in extremely dangerous ways. #bothsides
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Stinky Poopy Pants Donald Trump Trial
We do some professional investigation, asking former Trump ally whether the Don poops himself. We also talk Confederate History Month and Max deletes his twitter account.
Watch it with your eyes: https://www.youtube.com/@waltermasterson
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"Are Cops Useless?" with Olayemi Olurin
Fresh from her thrashing of NY mayor Eric Adams, Movement Lawyer Olayemi Olurin (@msolurin) joins us on the show to talk copaganda and what police actually do.
We don't know how we landed her either, but we're all happy she's here.
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NPR eats its own
The boys talk to James Talarico, Texas State Rep for district 50; they debate whether journalists can be Conservative and Walter learns about the eclipse.
You can watch our faces on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6Qwc3QJlV0&t=58s&ab_channel=WalterMasterson
Join the discussion on discord. https://discord.com/invite/f2Z5NmKVEz