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Let Madame Magenta be your guide to things unnatural and threats unseen... A horror/weird tales anthology series from the folks who brought you Mockery Manor and The Ballad of Anne & Mary, with stories introduced by celebrated psychic, medium and strange seductress Madame Magenta. Including: the five-part miniseries Ghosted, starring Beth Eyre and Lucy Roslyn.

8 OCT

Familialarity

Read The Transcripts (CW: alcohol abuse, self-harm, suicide, grief) "Who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves?" - Friedrich Nietzsche Familialarity, written and performed by Ivan Wilkinson. Ivan is a prolific writer and performer, and the co-founder of theatre company Quill and Inkling, Ivan has written adaptations of The Scarlet Pimpernel, The Prisoner of Zenda, Beowulf, The Three Musketeers and Kidnapped. Support Long Cat Media on Ko-fi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

24 min
5 SEPT

Introducing: Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica - Season 4

It's time to revisit the OG Magenta & Bernard podcast... There's a new season of Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica, and it's a bit different to all the others. Listen on to find out more! Subscribe to Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

31 min
12 JUN

Our New Show! WHAM: We Have A Movie

Magenta and Bernard have a new show! It's called WHAM: We Have A Movie, and you can find it wherever you're listening to this. Join Magenta and Bernard as they invent smash hit movies based on popular toys, books, history and more! A podcast for anyone who likes Hollywood tropes. And comedy. And quantum mechanics. And BDSM. Something for everyone, really. From Long Cat Media, the creators of Mockery Manor, The Ballad Of Anne & Mary, Madame Magenta and Magenta Presents. Head over to WHAM and listen now! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

37 min
16 MAY

Douglas Speaking

Read The Transcripts Magenta Presents... Douglas Speaking, by Lindsay Sharman. A story of a man who talks to himself. Lindsay is the writer and director of Mockery Manor, The Ballad Of Anne & Mary, and Ghosted. Support Long Cat Media on Ko-fi! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20 min
22 APR

The Paper Witch

Read The Transcripts Magenta Presents... the story of a woman going through some big changes. The Paper Witch, written Shaun Baines, performed by Beth Eyre. Shaun Baines is a writer who lives in a damp cottage in Scotland. He has ugly chickens and an ugly dog. His Holly Fleet mysteries and Daniel Dayton thrillers are available on Amazon. He also runs comedypilotpresents.com, a podcast showcasing the best in new sitcom writing. Support Long Cat Media on Ko-fi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

38 min
20 FEB

The House Is Not Haunted

Read The Transcripts Magenta Presents... a shocking tale from returning creepmeister Mason Ball, entitled The House Is Not Haunted. Mason’s work can be found at his website, including his novel The Thirty-Five Timely & Untimely Deaths Of Cumberland County, together with short story collections, fairy tales, poetry and more… Mason also moonlights as cabaret host Benjamin Louche at London's award-winning Lynchian cabaret institution The Double R Club Support Long Cat Media on Ko-fi! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26 min
26 JAN

Alexander Frador

Read the Transcripts Magenta Presents... Alexander Frador, by Suzanne Andrade. A story of a woman with a terrible memory. Suzanne Andrade is the co-founder and co-artistic director of the multi-award-winning London theatre company 1927. Support Long Cat Media on Ko-fi! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10 min
15/09/2023

Little Boxes (Live from London Podcast Festival)

Purchase the Madame Magenta Patented Decision Maker from our Ko-fi shop! Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's a very special episode - recorded live from the London Podcast Festival 2023, it's a fusion of Sonos Mystica and Magenta Presents! Magenta and Bernard begin by meeting their tragic fans and solving a few problems through the mystic arts of bibliomancy and cat cards, before embarking on a brand new, chilling tale - Little Boxes. Subscribe to Magenta Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

54 min

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Prepare yourself for... Magenta Presents!

Greetings fans of the esoteric! Prepare yourself for... MAGENTA PRESENTS! A new horror anthology series from Long Cat Media. Launching February 14th 2023 with Episode 1 of Ghosted, starring Beth Eyre and Lucy Roslyn. www.longcatmedia.com iEoVaZv2rFADLH3YLaja Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26/01/2023

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It's 1721, and London is abuzz with news of notorious pirates Anne Bonny and Mary Read, currently languishing in Newgate Prison. It’s the perfect time for debt-ridden journalist Nathaniel Mist to exploit the public appetite and ghost-write a sensational (and hopefully best-selling) history of pirates. But as the balladeers and gossips on the streets of London build myths around the blood-thirsty, perverse lady pirates, Mist is forced to reckon with the real Bonny & Read... Featuring musical sensation Christina Bianco, actress and comedian Sooz Kempner, Hamilton star Karl Queensborough, drag legend Le Gateau Chocolat, and more. BBC Audio Drama Awards 'Best Podcast' and British Podcast Awards 'Best Fiction' Nominee 2022.

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Summer, 1989, somewhere in deepest darkest England. Mockery Manor is a theme park where people disappear, and it's up to a pair of chaotic teenage twins to catch a killer. British Podcast Awards 'Best Fiction' Nominee 2020. If you like Hot Fuzz, Scream, and Only Murders In The Building, then Mockery Manor is for you. Mockery Manor is a full-cast production best enjoyed using headphones.

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COMEDY FICTION
Join Magenta and Bernard as they invent smash hit movies based on popular toys, books, history and more! A podcast for anyone who likes Hollywood tropes. And comedy. And quantum mechanics. And BDSM. Something for everyone, really. From Long Cat Media, the creators of Mockery Manor, The Ballad Of Anne & Mary, Madame Magenta and Magenta Presents.

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Madame Magenta, psychic, medium, and inventor of the ‘drink-along’ audiobook, reads her best-selling* books, with support from her adoring husband Bernard. In Magenta is the Warmest Colour, Magenta is forced into a bank heist by the ghost of her ex-husband, and in Madame Magenta & The Arcati Killer, she is pitted against a psychotic murderer hell-bent on destroying the mystic community. She also uses the ancient art of bibliomancy to help solve real problems sent in by you, her Tragic Fans. *dependent on definition of ‘best-seller’.

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Let Madame Magenta be your guide to things unnatural and threats unseen... A horror/weird tales anthology series from the folks who brought you Mockery Manor and The Ballad of Anne & Mary, with stories introduced by celebrated psychic, medium and strange seductress Madame Magenta. Including: the five-part miniseries Ghosted, starring Beth Eyre and Lucy Roslyn.