Sunday Papers Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons

A shocking discovery about Jesus having an erection, Jimmy Fallon will continue, a woman kills a man for not cleaning up (in guess what state?) and Gisele’s karate partner taps out after the roast.

A middle school crossing guard is getting kids high and a Phish fan is the 1st one in history to rip a bong at The Sphere! Oh, and Rob Schneider had a tough set at a Hollywood benefit show.

A Christian lifeguard is suing for being made to work near a gay flag, J-Lo and Ben AF are on the rocks, a FLA Couple gets nasty on the pier and we say goodbye to the great Bill Walton.

Mike is wearing dead people’s clothing in FLA and Greg is going to see the Grateful Dead in Vegas. Spirit Air is now allowed to film people in the bathrooms, a Louisiana man is allowed to curse out the cops but some Harvard protesters are not being allowed to graduate. Also a dating show for virgins.

Mike reads more unused jokes from the Brady Roast, we debate whether burritos are sandwiches and a woman has an emotional support goose. Also The Son of Sam thinks he’s Anne Frank and we say goodbye to Slim Shady.
 

We do an in-depth, behind-the-scenes dive into backstage at The Roast of Tom Brady. The Swiss Army Knife and The Boy Scouts are both transitioning, a woman snaps out of a 5 year coma and three boys are given $1M for wearing black face.