Talking to Tomatoes

Eric Eberle and Jubilee Alexander

If you grew up on Christian children's media, what better way to heal than to watch two twins confirm your suspicions that, yes, the movies and radio programs and books WERE as bad as you remember. Watch Eric and Jubilee tear into your "favorite" kids media from our collective youths.

  1. 5 DAYS AGO

    Talking to Tomatoes Episode 21 "Odyssey Genesis Not the Book"

    The tomato twins go back to the beginning, to 1987, to the first two episodes of Adventures in Odyssey. Sports star drug usage, generational wounds, and the origins of Whit's lover. Show Links: Eric's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@eric.eberle Jubilee's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@titan_of_joy Music: 15-Mile Stretch by Gagmesharkoff, from freemusicarchive.org, Creative commons license 4.0

    40 min

  2. 5 DAYS AGO

    Talking to Tomatoes Episode 20 "So Dark the Connie of Man"

    The literary revolution continues as Jubilee shares her journey into the Odyssey book "Candid Conversations with Connie" with the horrifying subtitle "Volume 1". Learn how to be a girl by preloading unhealthy attitudes about food, a unusually logic-free jump to modesty culture, and ways to attract boys who are nothing more than eyes and a smile. I didn't realize this was a follow up to "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream" Show Links: Eric's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@eric.eberle Jubilee's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@titan_of_joy Music: 15-Mile Stretch by Gagmesharkoff, from freemusicarchive.org, Creative commons license 4.0

    49 min

  3. 5 DAYS AGO

    Talking to Tomatoes Episode 19 "The Prudish Overton Window"

    In a second shot at making butter from this horrid script, the twins conclude their discussion on the Feature Films for Families property "The Buttercream Gang". Middle school dances, more pointless than usual baseball, and the inexplicable ramblings about Vietnam, all this and more are mentioned. Show Links: Eric's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@eric.eberle Jubilee's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@titan_of_joy Music: 15-Mile Stretch by Gagmesharkoff, from freemusicarchive.org, Creative commons license 4.0

    48 min

  4. 5 DAYS AGO

    Talking to Tomatoes Episode 18 "50 Shades of Buttercream"

    The tomato twins head down memory lane to watch "The Buttercream Gang", a vapid morality tale made by a mormon con man. A movie full of erotic tension, white gangs, and gratuitous bike riding. Show Links: Eric's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@eric.eberle Jubilee's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@titan_of_joy Music: 15-Mile Stretch by Gagmesharkoff, from freemusicarchive.org, Creative commons license 4.0

    58 min

  5. 5 DAYS AGO

    Talking to Tomatoes Episode 17 "Twelve Angry Children"

    Another day, another crappy legal drama in Odyssey. After discussing corpse viewing coming-of-age rituals, the Omniscience of Whitaker's Law, and extrajudicial investigatory powers, the Twins take a shot at rewriting this off the rails episode. Show Links: Eric's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@eric.eberle Jubilee's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@titan_of_joy Music: 15-Mile Stretch by Gagmesharkoff, from freemusicarchive.org, Creative commons license 4.0

    36 min

  6. 5 DAYS AGO

    Talking to Tomatoes Episode 16 "Odyssey Hates Homeschoolers"

    The twins revisit their roots in an Odyssey episode about homeschooling...written by people who've never spoken to a homeschooler. Kid swaps, verses about Leviathan, and the kind of dialogue that can only be written by someone who couldn't be bothered to think about their subject for 5 minutes await you. Show Links: Eric's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@eric.eberle Jubilee's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@titan_of_joy Music: 15-Mile Stretch by Gagmesharkoff, from freemusicarchive.org, Creative commons license 4.0

    45 min

  7. 5 DAYS AGO

    Talking to Tomatoes Episode 15 "Jumping at Shadows in Kidsboro"

    Eric suffered through the second book in the Kidsboro series, so now you have to suffer too. The subprime mortgage crisis, the rise of hyper capitalist oligarchs, and the dangerous future of self driving cars, Odyssey predicted it all in this book report. Show Links: Eric's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@eric.eberle Jubilee's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@titan_of_joy Music: 15-Mile Stretch by Gagmesharkoff, from freemusicarchive.org, Creative commons license 4.0

    43 min

  8. 5 DAYS AGO

    Talking to Tomatoes Episode 14 "Civic Bureaucracy of the Flies"

    One episode of radio, one book, same place, different stories. The tomato twins aren't done with Kidsboro. While the radio show deals with corruption, municipal bankruptcy, and Nixonian-level convoluted government cover ups, the book explores the fomentation of unrest, constitutional crises, and WHY DOES A 12 YEAR OLD HAVE TO MOVE AWAY AND CHANGE HIS DANG NAME?!? Show Links: Eric's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@eric.eberle Jubilee's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@titan_of_joy Music: 15-Mile Stretch by Gagmesharkoff, from freemusicarchive.org, Creative commons license 4.0

    46 min
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If you grew up on Christian children's media, what better way to heal than to watch two twins confirm your suspicions that, yes, the movies and radio programs and books WERE as bad as you remember. Watch Eric and Jubilee tear into your "favorite" kids media from our collective youths.

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  • Creator
    Eric Eberle and Jubilee Alexander
  • Years Active
    2k
  • Episodes
    21
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Eric Eberle and Jubilee Alexander
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