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Underrepresented subcultures, lifestyles, identities, and creators answer assumptions about themselves.

  1. Smosh Asks AN INVENTOR ft. Simone Giertz

    25 MAR

    Smosh Asks AN INVENTOR ft. Simone Giertz

    They say there are no stupid questions... Get started today at https://www.Stitch Fix.com/assumptions and get 20% off your first order when you buy five or more items. 0:00 Intro3:24 What is the difference between an engineer and an imagineer?4:53 Sponsor!5:54 Has another Youtuber ever beat you to an idea?7:41 Is it difficult to watch people use tech jargon in media?8:36 Do you ever picture yourself in overalls with oil all over them?13:15 How do you go from idea to product?19:02 Why do people build robots?19:58 Do you have to warn your neighbors about what you do?22:29 Is the career path for most engineers Lockheed Martin?25:10 Have you ever been to a swim up bar?25:49 Why are printers so bad?29:38 What if you made a hanging folder?30:02 Can you use noise cancellation to mute the sound of a fart?36:39 Is there an ethical way to a Pokéball?37:49 Can whacking a machine with a wrench actually fix it?40:48 Are there any good "As Seen on TV" products? SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlike WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEARIan Hecox // https://www.instagram.com/ianhecox/Damien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ @simonegiertz // https://www.instagram.com/simonegiertz/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)Executive Producer: Anthony PadillaExecutive Producer: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesDirector, Smoshalike: Mike CriscimagnaProducer, Smoshalike: Nicole BlacklockDirector of Production: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan HyonProduction Coordinator: Oliver WehlanderDirector of Photography: Matthew FaulknerCamera Operator: Macy ArmstrongDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerEditor: Patrick HorbaSound Mixing: Lila RowelSound Editor: Gareth HirdDIT: Beni Kimuene Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Manager: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman OTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalikeFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

    43 min
  2. The America Situation Is Crazy ft. @hbomberguy | Assumptions

    25 FEB

    The America Situation Is Crazy ft. @hbomberguy | Assumptions

    The thing about America is... 0:00 Intro3:53 The Pledge of Allegiance is extremely bizarre7:01 Americans are uncultured, intolerant, self absorbed, and all own guns9:07 Fast food outside of America is considered a treat12:10 Americans are so entitled wanting to use their currency in a foreign country15:08 Tipping in America isn’t optional19:23 Americans all ride the school bus, have lockers, and love to eat steak, green beans, and mashed potatoes22:14 It’s impossible to live in America without driving24:53 America is very loud and noisy28:11 Most Americans avoid going to the hospital or doctor unless extremely serious33:34 Americans assume people around the world learn English to move here or speak to them37:15 Americans don’t realize how Americanized the rest of the world is41:05 Americans don’t know the difference between Australia and Austria41:18 40% of Americans can’t name the 7 continents41:35 Damien will apologize for us all on our American behalf WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU SEEDamien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/Olivia Sui // https://www.instagram.com/oliviasui/Arasha // https://www.instagram.com/arashababy/ @hbomberguy // https://www.instagram.com/harrisbomberguy/ WHO YOU DON’T SEE (usually)Executive Producer: Anthony PadillaExecutive Producer: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesChannel Director/Creative Director: Mike CriscimagnaProducer/Director: Nicole BlacklockSenior Production Manager: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan HyonOperations & Production Coordinator: Oliver WehlanderDirector of Photography: James HullCamera Operator: Macy ArmstrongDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerEditor: Patrick HorbaSound Mixing: Lila RowelSound Editor: Gareth HirdDIT: Beni Kimuene Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Manager: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman OTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalikeFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

    43 min
  3. Opening Up About Our Friendship Struggles

    26/11/2025

    Opening Up About Our Friendship Struggles

    Are we good friends? Online personal styling for everyone—get started today at https://StitchFix.com/assumptions!PODCASTS:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV  SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlikeWEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.comWHO YOU HEARAnthony Padilla // https://www.instagram.com/anthonypadilla/Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/Yasmine Sahid // https://www.instagram.com/yasmine_sahid/WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)Executive Producer: Anthony PadillaExecutive Producer: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesChannel Director/Creative Director: Mike CriscimagnaProducer/Director: Nicole BlacklockSenior Production Manager: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan HyonOperations & Production Coordinator: Oliver WehlanderProduction Coordinator: Zianne HooverDirector of Photography: Matthew FaulknerCamera Operator: Macy ArmstrongDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerEditor: Patrick HorbaSound Mixing: Lila RowelSound Editor: Gareth HirdDIT: Beni Kimuene Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Manager: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina LiebermanOTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCastFOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalikeFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh0:00 Intro0:53 It’s so easy for dudes to be friends cause they can bond and stay close by playing COD2:41 Friendship breakups are worse than romantic relationship breakups6:33 You shouldn’t be friends with your good friend’s ex8:46 Sponsor!9:57 If you’re in a heterosexual relationship, you shouldn’t have close friends of the opposite gender15:09 Frankly, I have no idea how someone makes friends outside of school or work19:35 Real friendship means being able to FaceTime each other out of the blue23:08 You can’t throw around the term “best friend” willy-nilly26:39 Just cause I’m bad at texting doesn’t mean I’m a bad friend :(28:35 Sending memes, videos, or TikToks are valid forms of communication with your besties30:26 People are too quick to cut friends out of their lives these days33:23 One person shouldn’t have to initiate every time to keep the friendship alive, whether It be hangouts or conversations35:24 If you’re gonna cancel on our plans PLEASE give me a heads up a couple hours before35:57 If we’re good friends, we can reconnect any time no matter how much time has passed36:56 If nearly all your conversations with a friend are rants about life or venting your problems, they’re not your friend anymore, they’re your unpaid therapist

    42 min
  4. Our Horrible Roommate Experiences ft. Kel Cripe

    12/11/2025

    Our Horrible Roommate Experiences ft. Kel Cripe

    Are we good roommates?PODCASTS:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV 0:00 Intro1:34 Everyone has at least one roommate horror story5:29 Sponsor!6:32 If you use a dish, wash the dish10:30 Cleaning up after cooking doesn’t stop at dishes, you have to wipe down the counters and stovetop13:39 Don’t leave any mess in the bathroom that you would be grossed out by if it wasn’t your own17:28 Living with close friends can almost always guarantee friendships falling apart20:48 All roommates treat living together like a little family22:44 It should be common courtesy to let roommates know when someone is coming over23:19 If a guest is there for 2 weeks straight, they need to pay rent or leave24:52 As a feminine person, if someone is going to invite men over, there should be a warning25:37 Even if your roommate is your best friend, split expenses fairly and get all things in writing27:48 Having roommates always feels like someone’s in your home and you can’t feel comfortable29:08 Sharing etiquette  is so important 30:46 It’s impossible to come to an agreement on AC35:11 Sound levels should be discussed and respected! SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlikeWEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.comWHO YOU SEEAnthony Padilla // https://www.instagram.com/anthonypadilla/Olivia Sui // https://www.instagram.com/oliviasui/Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/Kel Cripe ( @kel_cripe ) // https://www.instagram.com/kelcripe/WHO YOU DON’T SEE (usually)Executive Producer: Anthony PadillaExecutive Producer: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesChannel Director/Creative Director: Mike CriscimagnaProducer/Director: Nicole BlacklockSenior Production Manager: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan HyonDirector of Photography: Matthew FaulknerCamera Operator: Simone WIlliamsDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerEditor: Patrick HorbaSound Mixing: Lila RowelSound Editor: Gareth HirdDIT: Matt DuranPost Coordinator: Ariana MartinezOperations & Production Coordinator: Oliver WehlanderSenior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Coordinator: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina LiebermanOTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCastFOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalikeFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

    40 min
  5. Our Best Ghost and Cryptid Theories

    29/10/2025

    Our Best Ghost and Cryptid Theories

    Ethan is here to talk all things spooky!PODCASTS:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV 0:00 Intro2:18 Ghosts are a shared delusion that we experience because we EXPECT to experience them5:24 Ghosts are echoes from the past6:41 Generational trauma and cultural context heavily influences your attitudes about ghosts, how you perceive them, and how you explain their existence9:32 Spirits just like to be silly and pull pranks on the living xP11:35 Most hauntings are the result of bad interior design15:23 The scariest thing you could do is drink a potion at 3am16:08 If the government actually had alien specimens, we would have seen them by now18:10 All cryptid sightings are simply people not knowing the animal they’re seeing25:51 Halloween is good26:40 Trick-Or-Treating should be more accessible for adults to participate in30:16 Chanse and Angela are both giving the vibe they still trick-or-treated well into their teens34:42 On Halloween, if it’s a work day at Smosh, everyone comes dressed as something36:23 Halloween was specifically made for us gays37:58 Shayne has unironically gone trick-or-treating or to a Halloween party as The Chosen40:39 Milky Way is the worst candy bar  SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlikeWEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.comWHO YOU HEARShayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/Ethan Nestor ( @ethan ) // https://www.instagram.com/ethannestor/WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)Executive Producer: Anthony PadillaExecutive Producer: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesChannel Director/Creative Director: Mike CriscimagnaProducer/Director: Nicole BlacklockSenior Production Manager: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan HyonOperations & Production Coordinator: Oliver WehlanderDirector of Photography: Matthew FaulknerCamera Operator: Macy ArmstrongDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerEditor: Patrick HorbaSound Mixing: Lila RowelSound Editor: Gareth HirdDIT: Beni Kimuene Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Coordinator: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina LiebermanOTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCastFOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalikeFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

    43 min
  6. Comparing Our Party Experiences

    15/10/2025

    Comparing Our Party Experiences

    Party on you, party on you...PODCASTS:https://bit.ly/ISADWSpotifyhttps://bit.ly/ISADWApplehttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV  0:00 Intro2:15 I think it’ll be a bad time at a party, but it’s usually a good time5:10 Parties are a place for people to mingle & how people get into casual dating6:33 Crying in the bathroom & hiding with the host’s pets are universal party experiences8:45 The portrayal of house parties in western media is the standard11:29 If your friend dragged you to a party, they have to stay with you for at least the first half of it15:30 Board game parties are for people who don’t know how to socialize16:40 If you start playing a game at a party, everyone will actually play18:48 Hollywood parties are miserable, but social media makes it seem like the best time21:56 It’s not cool to talk to celebrities if you see them at a party24:19 You think you’re going to be overdressed for a costume party, but then everyone is more dressed up26:05 Gay costume parties are more on theme than straight costume parties28:31 Getting ready for a rave is more fun than the rave itself30:32 If I don’t get 3 compliments from random girls in the bathroom, the outfit isn’t good enough31:59 In elementary school, you have to invite everyone to your birthday party or people will feel left out35:14 Parties are just for talking about how crazy other parties are37:31 Is it lame to put an end time on your party?38:59 You don’t need to say goodbye40:19 We should all celebrate more40:48 If people don’t show up to your birthday party, they don’t really care about youSUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlikeWEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.comWHO YOU HEARTommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/Arasha // https://www.instagram.com/arashalalani/Sarah Whittle // https://www.instagram.com/rudeunicorns/WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)Executive Producer: Anthony PadillaExecutive Producer: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesChannel Director/Creative Director: Mike CriscimagnaProducer/Director: Nicole BlacklockSenior Production Manager: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan HyonDirector of Photography: Matthew FaulknerCamera Operator: Macy ArmstrongDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerEditor: Patrick HorbaSound Mixing: Lila RowelSound Editor: Gareth HirdDIT: Matt DuranPost Coordinator: Ariana MartinezOperations & Production Coordinator: Oliver WehlanderSenior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Coordinator: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina LiebermanOTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCastFOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalikeFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

    42 min
  7. Chaotic Things Your Family Does Online

    01/10/2025

    Chaotic Things Your Family Does Online

    Kal joins us to discuss assumptions your family has about the internet! Online personal styling for everyone—get started today at https://StitchFix.com/assumptions!PODCASTS:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV  0:00 Intro1:15 You are friends with the creators you watch2:47 The internet sows down when America logs on4:54 Sponsor!5:57 Older generations misinterpret internet slang8:39 Internet personalities are different people when they change their appearance11:22 Older people cannot recognize AI14:08 Posting on Facebook is the same as messaging privately16:45 Parents are more addicted to the internet than kids17:58 Influencers all work for one business and all work in the same building19:02 Why watch gaming content when you can just play the game22:32 Elderly people need to use Siri to do anything on their phones25:08 All viral trends are dangerous26:39 Watching Youtube videos gives your computer viruses27:49 The passcode screen is actually the keypad for dialing a phone number29:07 Selling things online is very easy and stress free30:39 My grandma loves the internet34:45 You have to like a video if the creator tells you toSUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlikeWEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.comWHO YOU SEECourtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/Trevor Evarts // https://www.instagram.com/trevorevarts/Kal ( @funkyfrogbait ) // https://www.instagram.com/funkyfrogbait/WHO YOU DON’T SEE (usually)Executive Producer: Anthony PadillaExecutive Producer: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesChannel Director/Creative Director: Mike CriscimagnaProducer/Director: Nicole BlacklockSenior Production Manager: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan HyonDirector of Photography: Matthew FaulknerCamera Operator: Macy ArmstrongDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerEditor: Patrick HorbaSound Mixing: Lila RowelSound Editor: Gareth HirdDIT: Beni Kimuene Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver WehlanderDirector of Channel Operations: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Manager: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina LiebermanOTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCastFOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalikeFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

    36 min
  8. The Dumbest Things We Assumed As Kids

    17/09/2025

    The Dumbest Things We Assumed As Kids

    Our education system has failed us many times.PODCASTS:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlikeWEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.comWHO YOU HEARIan Hecox // https://www.instagram.com/ianhecox/Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/Trevor Evarts // https://www.instagram.com/trevorevarts/WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)Executive Producer: Anthony PadillaExecutive Producer: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesChannel Director/Creative Director: Mike CriscimagnaProducer/Director: Nicole BlacklockSenior Production Manager: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan HyonDirector of Photography: Matthew FaulknerCamera Operator: Macy ArmstrongDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerEditor: Patrick HorbaSound Mixing: Lila RowelSound Editor: Gareth HirdDIT: Beni Kimuene Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver WehlanderDirector of Channel Operations: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Manager: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina LiebermanOTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCastFOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalikeFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh0:00 Intro1:27 There’s a tiny guy in the traffic light poles3:43 Sponsor (stitch fix)5:06 The black market was a shady flea market7:32 Air bags were designed to kill you in a car accident9:15 It takes 7 years for gum to come out9:39 If you ran through sprinklers, grass would start growing out of you12:09 Black & white is how people used to see until they invented color14:05 Memorials for car crashes are where those people are buried15:07 Women have kids randomly16:34 Life is fair17:10 Penises are temporary and fall off when you get older18:55 Being lost means you are around many trees21:36 To get to space, you have to fly through heaven23:22 Rumble strips on the road are for blind drivers24:25 Animated movies are filmed like normal movies26:09 Animals swallowed their food whole29:51 People’s faces shed until you get your actual face31:49 Adults have it all figured out and know exactly what they’re doing35:51 Bloopers

    37 min
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Underrepresented subcultures, lifestyles, identities, and creators answer assumptions about themselves.

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  • Creator
    Smosh
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    64
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2024
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    Assumptions

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