102 episodes
Empty Netters Podcast All Things Comedy
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Beer league beauties and NHL fanatics, Dan & Chris Powers, bring their absurdity and humor to all things hockey. Covering topics from the NHL, all the way down to the beer leagues, with a dash of everything else in between.
Chris and Dan Powers are hockey players from York, Maine.
An adventurer at heart, Chris is fluent in zero languages and still cries when he gets his haircut. He tried to kill Dan in the womb, despite being two years older than him. According to one anonymous source, he’s never lost a Super Smash Bros free-for-all.
Dan is convinced fire isn’t real, a belief that has cost him thousands in property damage. At age 3, he invented the “low five” but has yet to receive credit to this day. He can eat more shrimp cocktail than any living creature.
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101. Rat Infestation at MSG
The Rangers find themselves losing in a series for the first time all playoffs. The Western Conference Final kicks off tonight! Keefe lives in New Jersey now. McDonagh lives in Tampa again. And the boys are getting really tired of goalie interference.
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(0:00) – Intro
(3:38) – Power Ranking
(7:12) – Hot Ice
(8:20) – Keefe
(18:32) – McDonagh
21:24) - Oilers/Stars
(26:54) – Rangers/Panthers Game 1
46:00) – Armchair GM
(50:35) – God I Was I Was
(56:25) – Temper Tantrum -
100. Conference Finals Predictions
The eastern conference is set and we’ve got the dream match up. Rats vs Roaches. Out west, the Stars await the winner of an electric game 7 between the Canucks and the Oilers. Hear who the boys pick to play for the cup.
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(0:00) – Intro
(3:21) – No Buckie Warm Up
(3:39) - Rod Extension
(10:49) - Berube Hired
(19:25) – Bruins/Panthers
(28:45) – Stars/Avs
(38:54) – Rags/Canes
(48:11) – Hot Ice
(48:29) – Oilers/Canucks
(55:41) - Conference Finals Predictions
(1:11:18) – Saucy Predictions -
99. The Avalanche Are Out Of Control w/ John Michael Liles
If Nate and Cale want to take over a series they can take over a series. We’ve got game 6 drama as the Stars, the Rangers, and the Panthers all desperately try to avoid game 7. And John Michael Liles tells incredible stories like watching American Idol with Joe Sakic, working out with Phil Kessel, and getting paid to drink wine
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(0:00) – Intro
(1:02) – Power Ranking
(9:04) – Hot Ice
(11:32) – Boston vs Florida
(20:56) – Rangers vs Canes
(26:24) - Oilers vs Canucks
(34:00) – Stars vs Avs
(39:50) – John-Michael Liles Interview
(1:46:34) – Armchair GM
(1:56:15) – God I Wish I Was
(1:58:02) – Temper Tantrum -
98. McDavid and the Oilers are Getting Bullied
If the Oilers don’t get better goaltending they might found themselves out in the second round for the second year in a row. Sam Bennett is public enemy number one in Boston. The Canes finally got a win against their big brother, but the Rangers aren’t worried. And the Avalanche need to fix their power play immediately if they are ever going to score enough to beat Duncan the walrus playing goalie for the Stars.
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(0:00) – Intro
(5:07) – No Buckie Warm Up
(5:18) – CP The Gambler
(8:55) – Canes are Alive
(14:28) - Avs Power Play Troubles
(20:43) - Elias Lindholm Goal
(29:18) - SHELOB THE SPIDER
(36:14) – Hot Ice – The Sam Bennett Problem
(55:04) - Skinner Struggles
(1:00:20) - McDavid Cross Check
(1:07:23) – Mailbag
(1:20:18) - Saucy Predictions -
97. Boston and Florida blood feud w/ Eddie Lack
Tkachuk and Pasta are throwing fists! The Rangers might never lose again. The Avs are the scariest team in the playoffs. The Nucks pulled a rabbit out of McDavid’s hat. Eddie Lack stops by to dish some incredible stories like partying with Hank Lundqvist after winning gold!
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(0:00) – Intro
(3:12) – Power Rankings
(8:55) – Hot Ice – Draft Lottery
(11:38) – Coaching Carousel
(15:40) – Dallas/Avs
(20:22) – Oilers/Canucks
(26:50) – Rangers/Canes
(35:17) – Bruins/Panthers
(43:36) – Eddie Lack Interview
(1:39:58) – Armchair GM
(1:43:10) – God I Wish I Was
(1:46:14) – Temper Tantrum -
96. Second Round Playoff Predictions
Second round match ups look even juicier than the first. Canes/Rangers and Stars/Avs are must watch television. Can the Bruins get their revenge on the Panthers? Can McDavid apple his way back to the WCF? Plus down go the champs! And what in the world will the Leafs do now? Time to blow it up in Toronto.
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(0:00) - Intro
(3:27) - No Buckie Warmup – Lottery Draft
(9:20) - Coaching changes
(15:37) - Injuries In Net
(21:47) - Dallas/Vegas
(27:05) - Bruins/Leafs
(40:13) - Hot Ice
(41:33) - Panthers/Bruins
(46:11) - Rags/Canes
(52:21) - Stars/Avs
(56:35) - Oilers/Canucks
(1:02:45) - Mailbag
(1:11:27) - Saucy predictions