104 episodes

Conor Lastowka and Michael J. Nelson are reading a book they're pretty sure they're going to hate. Read along with us for a podcast book club of Ready Player One and Armada by Ernest Cline.

372 Pages We'll Never Get Back 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 19 Ratings

Conor Lastowka and Michael J. Nelson are reading a book they're pretty sure they're going to hate. Read along with us for a podcast book club of Ready Player One and Armada by Ernest Cline.

    Episode 101 – Modelland Ep 1 – Einfach was für ein Loonerherz

    Episode 101 – Modelland Ep 1 – Einfach was für ein Loonerherz

    Join the 372 Patreon to get every episode early and other fun exclusive stuff! http://patreon.com/372pages Mike and Conor quickly discover that Tyra Banks’ only novel is Cr8Zee! (Cr8Zee is pronounced “crazeee” because the “t” sound at the end of “8” is silent and the two “ee”s at the end are pronounced like three “eee”s.) They … Continue reading "Episode 101 – Modelland Ep 1 – Einfach was für ein Loonerherz"

    • 2 hrs 24 min
    Episode 100 – We Announce our 17th Book!

    Episode 100 – We Announce our 17th Book!

    A famous person wrote a book so it would be rude of us not to read and discuss this person’s work. Also: 100 episodes!!! First assignment: Read through chapter 6

    • 30 min
    Episode 99 – Quilters Ep 3 – Goodbye, Cozyverse!

    Episode 99 – Quilters Ep 3 – Goodbye, Cozyverse!

    By the first to find out what we’re reading next by joining the 372 Patreon! Lots of other great exclusive posts and events as well! patreon.com/372pages It’s with wet eyes that we bid farewell to the land of wrongly timed barbecue, snippy and/or flirty waitresses, violent drug-pushing teacher/furniture store managers, open bathrobes, four star generals, … Continue reading "Episode 99 – Quilters Ep 3 – Goodbye, Cozyverse!"

    • 2 hrs 14 min
    Episode 98 – Quilters Ep 2 – Big Baby Braxton

    Episode 98 – Quilters Ep 2 – Big Baby Braxton

    Join the fun in the 372 Patreon! Last week we all relived Conor’s humiliating Jeopardy loss together. Plus every episode early, contests, and other bonus stuff! patreon.com/372pages The number of characters continues to rise along with the body count, as the Quilters’ anti-drug battle (aka putting up a modest number of posters) rages on! Outside … Continue reading "Episode 98 – Quilters Ep 2 – Big Baby Braxton"

    • 2 hrs 22 min
    Episode 97 – Quilters Ep 1 – A Small, Intimate Podcast

    Episode 97 – Quilters Ep 1 – A Small, Intimate Podcast

    Join us on Patreon to get every episode early and other fun stuff! patreon.com/372pages Ah, the Clinian Cloud has lifted and the 372 Pages studio is cozy and smells of pork, sauerkraut, beef stew and cake – lots of cake! Conor dives to the dark web, Mike tries his hand at the brand new Real … Continue reading "Episode 97 – Quilters Ep 1 – A Small, Intimate Podcast"

    • 2 hrs 17 min
    Episode 96 – Book 16: The Quilters Push Back

    Episode 96 – Book 16: The Quilters Push Back

    The task: announce book number sixteen. Forty-seven minutes later the job is done! Why? Because Conor and Mike are incredibly enthusiastic about the new title. I mean, one of our favorite “Real or FanFics” before we even crack the book open?! This is going to be great! Here’s a link to the book. For the … Continue reading "Episode 96 – Book 16: The Quilters Push Back"

    • 47 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
19 Ratings

19 Ratings

OneTimeFan ,

The Best Comedy Podcast Out There

I started listening because I needed someone to share my dislike of Ready Player One, but I kept listening, book after book, because the hosts are consistently hilarious and have great chemistry.

This is one of the only podcasts I actually supported via Patreon as well. Reading the interminable Shadow Moon book (and then giving up on it to save myself) made me fully appreciate the commitment to bad books that the hosts have.

Seriously, give it a listen, whether or not you read along with the current book.

Oliver9000 ,

Feeling Validated

After (unfortunately) finishing Ready Player One, I felt inspired to continue writing my own work-in-progress novel. If Cline can do it, anyone can. Then I found this podcast. I now live in fear that these guys are going to somehow find and read my book!

These guys are SAVAGE. I love listening to them rip RPO apart.

oootts ,

The podcast that will be known as the battle of 372 pages.

I somehow find myself driving my car; this particular car has four wheels with black tires; and laughing uncontrollably at this classic podcast. I grin from ear to ear while exchanging insults with the person in the car next to me.. oh a squirrel. Then I pull out the toy robot from my pocket and throw it onto the ground and yell out a spell in Japanese, but the toy breaks into 372 pieces, like a book I recently read, that book had 372 pages and it was a book.

Awesome podcast guys!! Well done. I hope cline writes more so that you guys keep going. See you on the flipped flip.

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