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"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.

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    • 4,9 • 582 notes

"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.

    Just Hannah with Hannah Berner

    Just Hannah with Hannah Berner

    On this episode, Hannah Berner and Heather come together for hilarious takes on being gals in comedy, her new special taping and being high fashion girlies. They also go head to head about who has the best dead grandpa. 




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    • 1h 16 min
    Love on the Spectrum

    Love on the Spectrum

    On this episode, Heather has some very special guests in the studio. Connor and Tanner are both 25 year olds navigating love on the hit Netflix show, Love on the Spectrum. Heather also gets to have a very special chat with their moms, Lise and Nicci, about raising their kids and how life has changed post Netflix.




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    • 1h 14 min
    I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!

    I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!

    Heather is back from Hollywood’s biggest weekend and she is giving you ALL the insider info! From 4am glam wake up calls to eating In and Out at the Vanity Fair party, our girl has taken Hollywood by storm! She goes through the DM’s and answers all your burning red carpet questions!




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    • 59 min
    Z Packs and Upset Tummies

    Z Packs and Upset Tummies

    On this episode, Heather is back from horse country with a small sinus infection. Our girl got knocked on her butt once the z pack takes a toll on her tum tum. Did the meds think she was getting scammed by a repeat medical biller? She makes it through and finds the strength to advise on your voicemails. 




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    • 1h 13 min
    Jet Lag is a Choice

    Jet Lag is a Choice

    Heather is back from Australia and fighting for her life to beat jet lag. She talks about her amazing adventures and the Aussie hotties but also how much she missed Robin. She ends the episode with two awesome voicemails you won’t want to miss.




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    • 1h 22 min
    Live from Down Unda

    Live from Down Unda

    Heather is live from Down Unda recording with a border collie at her feet as in Australia, dogs roam free. Heather talks about being a tourist in New Zealand from sight seeing to white wine for lunch. She also take your voicemails about your Aussie study abroad days, proves that digital cameras are back as well as shadowbans!




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    • 48 min

Avis des utilisateurs

4,9 sur 5
582 notes

582 notes

ellaemc ,

Hilarious, indignant, silly ….also poignant?

Love this podcast. I giggle so very much. Love the Jane Fonda episode especially.

Karenyxe ,

Heather is your girl!!! 💖

Love Heather, and the 🔥 she brings to the pod every week!!! She’s funny, charming, beautiful, witty, and we are all living vicariously through her, with her exciting travels and gorgeous FASHUN! Hope to see you tour in the prairie provinces of Canada soon!!
Xoxo 🌈🌸💖

- A nice Karen from Saskatchewan, Canada
@karenyxe

laceywhite ,

Love love love

The best podcast ever! I wish there was a new one daily bc I am always looking forward to the new episodes!

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