136 episodes
Backwater Bastards Realm
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5.0 • 11 Ratings
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A team of artists telling THE GREATEST BEST FRIEND STORY that the galaxy has ever seen!
While everybody else is out saving the world, we’re just trying to find the next best place to eat.
Join us on our haphazard adventure.
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PUMP BOIS
M8, Ze and Boris have found their way to Garcia station, and with the help from an old friend Thespa they now know how to get to the synth side to find their lost Angel. But to do that they will need to rely on Brawn, not brains.
Starring:
DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell
Cleo deCap / M8 -- Taylor van Biljon
Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- Daniel Matthews
Episode art by Daniel Matthews
Ambiance sound support by Jamie Nord and Michaël Ghelfi
Synth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio
Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews
Distributed by Realm
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Thrifting
M8, Ze and Boris arrive on Garcia station. But the station, its changed, and the gang are looking for a lost angel . So in order to do that they are first gonna have to find the local warlord. Thespa.
Starring:
DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell
Cleo deCap / M8 -- Taylor van Biljon
Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- Daniel Matthews
Episode art by Bodieh
Ambiance sound support by Jamie Nord and Michaël Ghelfi
Synth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio
Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews
Distributed by Realm
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Send inquiries and fanart to backwaterbastards@gmail.com
Support the show and gain access to extra content by joining our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards
If you love what you hear, share us with a friend! Find everything else on our website at www.backwaterbastards.com
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Rig, Its a quiet place
It’s leap year on Earth, and that means one thing- Tay and Dan are putting on TURTLENECKS. Trevor and R.E.E.S.E. continue their hunt for Dr. Ze and Boris, when they hit a spot of engine trouble. Find out what becomes of them as Tay and Dan co-DM the DM for the first time ever in a special one time glimpse into Trevor’s Travels! He’s on a journey, and at this rate- it might take a whole ‘nother leap year to get back home… (Especially if these two spaceheads are sharing the wheel.)
Starring:
DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell
Cleo deCap / M8 -- Taylor van Biljon
Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- Daniel Matthews
Episode art by Daniel Matthews
Ambiance sound support by Jamie Nord and Michaël Ghelfi
Synth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio
Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews
Distributed by Realm
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Send inquiries and fanart to backwaterbastards@gmail.com
Support the show and gain access to extra content by joining our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards
If you love what you hear, share us with a friend! Find everything else on our website at www.backwaterbastards.com
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All systems Margo
Margo and Cleo head out to thwart the galactic company Biolife once more, but halfway there they are con-fronn-ted with stowaways. Now the crew must navigate a jungle planet to discover if Margo's worst fears are true.
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Starring:
DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell
Cleo deCap / M8 -- Taylor van Biljon
Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- Daniel Matthews
Episode art by Daniel Matthews
Ambiance sound support by Jamie Nord and Michaël Ghelfi
Synth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio
Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews
Distributed by Realm
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Send inquiries and fanart to backwaterbastards@gmail.com
Support the show and gain access to extra content by joining our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards
If you love what you hear, share us with a friend! Find everything else on our website at www.backwaterbastards.com
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Patching things up
Cleo is back on Diaus, Old friends Bortus and Fronn are waiting for the return of their great leader, But how will they take her new look? and is CapTown ready for Cleo's return?
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Starring:
DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell
Cleo deCap / M8 -- Taylor van Biljon
Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- Daniel Matthews
Episode art by Daniel Matthews
Ambiance sound support by Jamie Nord and Michaël Ghelfi
Synth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio
Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews
Distributed by Realm
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Send inquiries and fanart to backwaterbastards@gmail.com
Support the show and gain access to extra content by joining our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards
If you love what you hear, share us with a friend! Find everything else on our website at www.backwaterbastards.com
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S3E01: Old Friends
Our Crew have been spread out across Mid Space, and on an outworld moon Dr Ze and Boris continue to lose themselves, fighting away the pain of loss with drink. But while returning to their ship the M.A.X the duo are confronted with an old friend.
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Starring:
DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell
Cleo deCap / M8 -- Taylor van Biljon
Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- Daniel Matthews
Episode art by Richard Kimber-Bell
Ambiance sound support by Jamie Nord and Michaël Ghelfi
Synth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio
Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews
Distributed by Realm
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Send inquiries and fanart to backwaterbastards@gmail.com
Support the show and gain access to extra content by joining our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards
If you love what you hear, share us with a friend! Find everything else on our website at www.backwaterbastards.com
Join our Discord!
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Customer Reviews
Quirky in All The Right Ways
What can I really say about this podcast but to call it a confluence of mad lads with accents? The crew is all a bunch of bastards, seemingly with the ultimate goal being the drink and a good laugh. I really enjoy listening to see what antics they will get up to, and to experience a more lighthearted and funny D&D AP.
The Adventuring Company that Defies the Odds
This podcast is sure to take you away to a lovely and wonderful tale that will keep you glued to the podcast app of choice you wield on the daily! With Ricky leading our lovely three heroes through a tale of danger, excitement, and mystery, you're sure to get lost listening to these chaps stumble their way successfully along the road. Ricky the DM brings an exciting tale that is often thwarted by his lovable party that he does his best to ensure they don't self destruct. With a wide variety of NPCs, locations, and fantastic descriptions, he paints the word picture into your mind with ease and has you hooked on the story as though you were playing yourself.
If that wasn't enough to get you checking this out then you need the party to give you a nudge. You got your man Blaznak, the man raised by pigs and swinging hammers left right and center at anything coming his way while still retaining that loveable charm only a simple soul could have. The Baron, grand and majestic, never has an empty cup and could drink a drunken monk under the table while charming their companions to join their merry crew. Always a laugh and the "brave" leader for our merry bunch, as long as he has had a few shots of liquid courage. Their accountant and clerical assistant Cedric gives the crew the devil on their shoulder the most certainly do not need, but he is always sure to line the pockets of his friends and most importantly himself. As of yet i have not listened far enough along to get to their fourth member Haex, but if the three of these bastards are delivering with this kind of success then I can only imagine what they will bring to the table!
So if you're looking for a finely crafted story and a talented DM who is very skilled at changing his plans and machinations on a whim due to his very chaotic members then this is for you. If you're just looking for some belly laughs and dice rolls, guess what? Also for you. That's a double win for you folks who want both. So don't hold back, get to listening to this amazing story and get ready to be hooked!
Art Contest:
Father Matthews. This elderly man with skin stretched tight over his wiry body smiles at you. Wearing shabby robes and sporting a long grey bristly beard and balding with long grey hair, this creature appears to be human but something is terribly off. His smile doesn't sit quite right, like he is not used to his own face, his teeth are yellowed and horrid, his skin is stretched like there is something bigger below the surface but the body isn't any larger, and his eyes shine with yellow irises that give off a power that shouldn't be there. A symbol of Lathander dangles around his neck as though mocking the God of the Sun in plain view. His broken finger nails and strong hands flex as he marches toward you in an awkward gait with a confidence that the body should not allow.
Fun for the whole family!
Great and comedic show full of goofs and gaffs, hoots and hollers!
Definitely recommend!
Character: Dariun Branch
We enter into the spring court of the feywild and see a slightly odd looking eladrin. Dariun Branch is a Male spring Eladrin ranger, ( basically an elf with greener skin) Dariun comes from a noble family line but avoided becoming to posh or cocky by surrounding himself with grounded people. He is upbeat, but proper.
One odd thing about him is that although regularly an elfs hair is long and free flowing, His Hair is in a tied into a messy bun very uncommon among eladrin. He is wrapped in long Noble Elvish clothes full of golds and greens with organic inspired ornaments decorating the flowing robes, however, there is not much jewelry adorned him, only a deep Green black obsidian ring on his right hand. There is a branch insignia on it. A symbol of his heritage.
Though educated and noble, Dariun has trained with swords and bows from a young age making Him a skilled warrior and not someone to be trifled with.
His presence is that of a leader, one someone would choose to follow out of inspiration, not fear.