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Andy Cake

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  1. 2025-09-03

    Cantonese Vocab Builder - lesson 31-40 lessons joined

    file 'Lesson 31 Mammals.mp3' file 'Lesson 32 Furniture.mp3' file 'Lesson 33 Vegetables.mp3' file 'Lesson 34 Fruits.mp3' file 'Lesson 35 Airplane.mp3' file 'Lesson 36 At a Hotel.mp3' file 'Lesson 37 Rooms in Your House.mp3' file 'Lesson 38 Birds.mp3' file 'Lesson 39 Tourism.mp3' file 'Lesson 40 Months of the Year.mp3' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    39 min

  2. 2025-09-03

    Cantonese Vocab Builder - lesson 21-30 lessons joined

    file 'Lesson 21 What Gift Do You Want the Most This Holiday Season_.mp3' file 'Lesson 22 House Work.mp3' file 'Lesson 23 Christmas Day.mp3' file 'Lesson 24 Winter .mp3' file 'Lesson 25 Top 10 Foods That Will Make You Live Longer.mp3' file 'Lesson 26 Family .mp3' file 'Lesson 27 Sport .mp3' file 'Lesson 28 Music .mp3' file 'Lesson 29 Plants .mp3' file 'Lesson 30 Drinks.mp3' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    30 min

  3. 2025-09-03

    Cantonese Vocab Builder - lesson1-10 lessons joined

    file 'Lesson 1 What Is Your Language Learning Goal for the Month_.mp3' file 'Lesson 2 Do You Know the Essential Summer Vocabulary_ .mp3' file 'Lesson 3 What are The Top 10 Summer Sports .mp3' file 'Lesson 4 20 Words Youll Need For The Beach.mp3' file 'Lesson 5 Too Cool For School_ Top 15 Phrases for Bad Students.mp3' file 'Lesson 6 Bugs and Insects .mp3' file 'Lesson 7 Labor Day in the United States .mp3' file 'Lesson 8 Vocabulary and Phrases for the Restaurant .mp3' file 'Lesson 9 Top 10 Foods That Will Kill You Faster .mp3' file 'Lesson 10 Must-Know Autumn Vocabulary.mp3' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    34 min

  4. 2025-08-24

    Jeff Sessions Gump Cold Open

    https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/kate-mckinnons-jeff-sessions-is-forrest-gump-snl-cold-open-983239/ https://snltranscripts.jt.org/17/jeff-sessions-gump-cold-open.phtml [Starts with Jeff Sessions and Leslie sitting down on a bench of a park. This sketch is mimicking of the movie Forest Gump.] Jeff Sessions: Hello, my name if Jeff. Jeff Sessions. Would you like a chocolate? Leslie: No, thank you. Jeff Sessions: Alright, well, I’m gonna have one. I’m the Attorney General of the whole United States. I got to meet the president and everything. He shook my hand like this. [shows how he shook his hand] Being in the government is so fun. Have you ever been in it? Leslie: No, never. Jeff Sessions: Alright. We meet so many nice people. Like this. [showing her a picture] This is my best good friend Kellyanne. She ain’t got no legs. Why you ain’t got no legs, Kellyanne? We’re about as close as pease and carrots. She’s a best talker you ever heard. They say she could sell stink to a skink. But they don’t let her talk anymore. I miss you Kelly. You sure you don’t want chocolate? [Leslie shakes her head] I always say, life is like a box of chocolate. Sure are a whole lot of brown ones in there. [Jeff Sessions takes one chocolate out and eats it staring at Leslie] Leslie: No! [Leslie stands and takes a bus] Jeff Sessions: Alright, have a good day. [Kyle sits beside Jeff Sessions] I was in the cover of “The New York Times.” You wanna see? Kyle: It says you might have committed perjury. Jeff Sessions: Yeah. I had a bad week. Started out real good. President made a great speech. Folks were thrilled on the account of it was real word on a roll for a whole hour. We was all as happy as monkey with a peanut machine. Then I went to bed, I got 800 messages and phone alerts saying I was a sneaky little liar. I didn’t know what to do. So my lawyer said, “Run, Jeffy, run.” And I started running and running. I ended up all the way sitting at this bus stop with you. Kyle: Well, it’s a nice day for that. Jeff Sessions: Hmm. This whole mess began with a congressional hearing. This senator from up north started asking me all these question about Russian, on if I ever talked to them. I got so nervous and confused. I got about as worked up as a double donged piggy in a room full of sows. So I said, “No, I never talked to no Russians ever.” That’s all I got to say about that. [a bus passes by. Now Aidy is sitting beside Jeff Sessions] I talked to the Russians. Twice. You know, I met with a fellow who turned out to be Russian on the account of he was the Russian ambassador. His name was Sergie Kisleya. Now, I remember any name with the words ‘gay kiss’ in it. But I was the only one who talked to the Russians. Well, me and Michael Flynn. And J.D. GORDON. So it’s just me, Michael Flynn and J.D. Gordon. And Jared Kushner at Trump Tower. So, me, Michael Flynn, J.D. Gordon and Jared Kushner at Trump Tower. And Carter Page. And that’s all I got to say about that. And Paul Manifort. I’m gonna have another one of these chocolates. ... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    6 min

  5. 2025-08-14

    Cantonese Vocab Builder - lesson11-20_lessons_joined

    Lesson 11 What’s the Adjective That Describes Your Personality the Best_.mp3 Lesson 12 Columbus Day.mp3 Lesson 13 Weather.mp3 Lesson 14 Colors .mp3 Lesson 15 What are the Scariest, Must-Know Words for Halloween_.mp3 Lesson 16 Winter Clothes .mp3 Lesson 17 Veterans Day in the United States .mp3 Lesson 18 Cooking.mp3 Lesson 19 Thanksgiving Day in the United States.mp3 Lesson 20 Post Office .mp3 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    46 min

  6. 2025-08-14

    Cantonese Vocab Builder - lesson 1-10

    Cantonese Vocab Builder - lesson 1-10 file 'Lesson 1 What Is Your Language Learning Goal for the Month_.mp3' file 'Lesson 2 Do You Know the Essential Summer Vocabulary_ .mp3' file 'Lesson 3 What are the Top 10 Summer Sports .mp3' file 'Lesson 4 20 Words You'll Need For The Beach!.mp3' file 'Lesson 5 Too Cool For School_ Top 15 Phrases for Bad Students!.mp3' file 'Lesson 6 Bugs and Insects .mp3' file 'Lesson 7 Labor Day in the United States .mp3' file 'Lesson 8 Vocabulary and Phrases for the Restaurant .mp3' file 'Lesson 9 Top 10 Foods That Will Kill You Faster .mp3' file 'Lesson 10 Must-Know Autumn Vocabulary.mp3' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    10 min

  7. 2024-06-25

    Toilet Seat Is Up

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    3 min

  8. 2024-06-25

    Declaration Pitch

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    4 min
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