Blokethings Podcast

Blokethings Podcast

Welcome to the Blokethings Podcast, your weekly adventure into the weird and wonderful world of Dean and Shane. Join us as we unravel the mysteries of why women live longer than men, providing you with descriptive and insightful discussions, expert interviews (well, we think we're experts – we did live through it and didn't die, ha ha ha!). Each week, we bring you a blend of entertainment, comedy, and information, exploring the latest and greatest things that make our lives both easier and enjoyable. From our modern-day adventures to the crazy world we live in.

  1. 3d ago

    Mixy Mixy, White Rabbits & Laying Cable Standing Up

    Welcome back to the magic of podcasting! In this episode, the boys recap Day 2 of the epic camping vendor out in Wooroloo at River Run (Fettlers Crossing). With half the crew heading off early, things get weird, wild, and well-fed around the campfire. From culinary campfire experiments like gourmet cob loaves and sausage breads to camping wives' tales, field mice encounters, and questionable bathroom habits—this one has it all. In this episode, Shane & Dean cover:The Wooroloo Camp Setup: Recapping Day 2 at the old horse property/hip camp after Dean and the rest of the crew hit the road. Campfire Cuisine & Gourmet Cooks: Smoked prosciutto brie cob loaf, Larry the Lamb rub, Picanha with homemade chimichurri, and the ultimate breakfast wrap upgrade (steak for brekky!). The "Sausage Bread" Recipe: Cowboy butter, cheese, and jalapeno/cheese snag meat cooked face-down over the open fire. The Bunnings Wood Trap: Why wet bagged timber will ruin your night and why you never buy cheap wood. Young Blokes & Tree Traumas: Pushing a giant branch straight down into the campfire with a 4WD—and the nightmare task of trying to drag it back uphill hungover. Mixy Mixy & Old Wives' Tales: Does telling "white rabbits" to fuck off actually stop campfire smoke from hitting your face? Plus, debunking period mayo myths! Serious Campfire Questions: Has anyone ever actually laid cable standing up? Drone Patrol & Farewell Filming: Capturing the Wooroloo property layout, finding Steve’s secret flat campsite, and accidentally catching Brett mid-piss on the Osmo.

  2. Aug 21

    The Great Mayo Myth, A Weekend at River Run

    What happens when a meticulously planned weekend getaway turns into an absolute clusterfuck of last-minute changes, uncooperative weather, and rogue AI prompts? In this episode, Shane, Dean, and the crew recount the chaotic trip up to River Run at Fettler's Crossing in Woorooloo. From Steve bailing via text from Dubai at the eleventh hour to Shane scrambling to pull off an impromptu Friday departure with his new trailer, nothing goes according to plan. Between awkward encounters with Airbnb renters, frozen ground, dead-cow smells, and AI-powered deep dives into bizarre urban legends (like whether women can make mayonnaise on their period), this is quintessential Blokethings chaos. Grab a tinny and strap in for a proper breakdown of how not to run a camping trip. The Dubai Text: Steve leaves the boys high and dry right before the trip, forcing a mad scramble for leave and logistics. Arriving at River Run: Dealing with mistaken identities, Airbnb guests, and setting up camp in the freezing cold. The Book of Tegan & The Mayo Myth: Dean tests AI with some of life's most pressing questions—including an old wives' tale about periods and mayonnaise. K-Pop Semen Hunter: Dean's questionable playlist gets exposed around the campfire, leading to a late-night roasting session involving One Direction, Aqua, and K-pop. Morning After & Drone Fails: Surviving sub-zero ground temperatures, dodging deflated air mattresses, and fighting firmware updates on hangover mornings.

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Welcome to the Blokethings Podcast, your weekly adventure into the weird and wonderful world of Dean and Shane. Join us as we unravel the mysteries of why women live longer than men, providing you with descriptive and insightful discussions, expert interviews (well, we think we're experts – we did live through it and didn't die, ha ha ha!). Each week, we bring you a blend of entertainment, comedy, and information, exploring the latest and greatest things that make our lives both easier and enjoyable. From our modern-day adventures to the crazy world we live in.