Chick-Lit (And Movies) Podcast

Karyn & Aubree

Welcome to The Chick-Lit (And Movies) Podcast — where we revisit the films that raised us, ruined our expectations, and occasionally made us question reality. From nostalgic favorites to cinematic disasters, we break down the good, the bad, and the downright awful with humor, hot takes, and unapologetic honesty.

  1. 3d ago

    8). Don’t Buy The 2-Pack - “The Pizzagate Massacre” (2020)

    Welcome to The Chick-Lit (And Movies) Podcast 🎙️🍿, where we proudly lower our expectations for cinema so you don’t have to 🙃✨ Each month, we cover two films: one critically beloved 🏆 and one absolute disaster 🔥🗑️ This week, the Chicks 🐥 descend into “The Pizzagate Massacre” (2020) 🍕🔺 — a conspiracy horror satire that asks: “What if a guy spent way too much time online… and absolutely refused to accept reality?” 💻😬 When Duncan becomes convinced that a local pizza restaurant is hiding something sinister 👀🍕, he decides the best course of action is not fact-checking, touching grass, or seeking therapy 🌱🧠❌ Instead? He grabs a weapon 🔫, follows increasingly questionable “clues” 🕵️‍♂️, and drags everyone around him into a spiral of paranoia, violence, and terminal internet brainrot 📡💀 What follows is a bizarre blend of conspiracy theories 🔺, lizard people 🦎, shady radio hosts 🎙️, cryptic nonsense 🤨, and enough bloodshed to make you wonder if the real villain was misinformation all along. We’re talking: 🍕 Pizzagate panic 🦎 Reptilian overlords????!? 💻 “Do your own research” energy 🚩 More red flags than a Soviet parade 🎭 A movie that somehow gets weirder every ten minutes Plus: 📚 Aubs celebrates finishing her first novel EVER 🎤 Karyn conquers karaoke and hits the high note in Behind These Hazel Eyes 😵 Tiny Rant Corner returns with cults and the Marvel Cinematic Universe 🍕 Our “Log Off Immediately” rating system And of course, we attempt to answer the most important question: Was this movie secretly brilliant… or were we all just trapped inside someone else’s delusion spiral? 🤔💀 ⚠️ Spoilers ahead — but honestly, even after watching it, we’re not entirely sure what happened ⚠️ So grab your tinfoil hat 🎩✨, disconnect your Wi-Fi 📡, and maybe fact-check a source or two 🔍 as we break down this INSANE movie. _____________________________________________ If you want to support The Chicks, check out their Social Media: Instagram: @chicklitpod Bluesky: @chicklitpod.bsky.social Twitter: @chicklitpod Gmail: Chicklit.podcast.info@gmail.com Merch: https://chick-lit-podcast.crea... Leave The Chicks a Voicemail: 984-212-4808

    1h 24m
  2. May 20

    7). Pobody's Nerfect - "Some Like It Hot" (1959)

    Welcome to The Chick-Lit (And Movies) Podcast 🎙️🍿, where we proudly lower our expectations for cinema so you don’t have to 🙃✨ Each month, we cover two films: one critically beloved 🏆 and one absolute disaster 🔥🗑️ This week, the Chicks 🐥 run (in heels) into Some Like It Hot (1959) 🎷💋 — the classic that asks: what if you witnessed a mob hit… and your solution was ✨drag and deception✨? After accidentally seeing a mafia massacre 💀🔫, two broke musicians disguise themselves as women and join an all-girls band headed to Florida 🌴💄. What follows is pure chaos: identity crises 🎭, fake millionaire schemes 🚤💋, accidental engagements 💍, and a man who truly does not care about details 💅 Marilyn Monroe is effortlessly iconic 🥂💔, Tony Curtis is doing crimes in a Cary Grant accent 🎩😵‍💫, and Jack Lemmon commits so hard he nearly marries into money 💄✨ We’re talking horny jazz energy 🎷🔥, mafia men popping up like violent Where’s Waldo 🕵️‍♂️🔫, and a plot that fully abandons logic in favor of vibes Plus: 💬 Life updates + main character moments 🎤 Tiny Rant Corner (celebrity apologies… WHY are they so long??) 💄 Our “Nobody’s Straight and Everyone’s Sweating” rating system And of course… “Well… nobody’s perfect.” 🎭 ⚠️ Spoilers ahead — but it came out in 1959, so… that’s on you ⚠️ So grab your pearls 💎, your emergency disguise kit 👠, and maybe a backup identity 🪪✨ as we break down “Some Like It Hot” 🎬 _____________________________________________ If you want to support The Chicks, check out their Social Media: Instagram: @chicklitpod Bluesky: @chicklitpod.bsky.social Twitter: @chicklitpod Gmail: Chicklit.podcast.info@gmail.com Merch: https://chick-lit-podcast.crea... Leave The Chicks a Voicemail: 984-212-4808

    1h 56m
  3. Apr 26

    6). The Ed Hardy Cinematic Universe - “Beastly” (2011)

    Welcome to The Chick-Lit (And Movies) Podcast 🎙️🍿, where we proudly lower our expectations for cinema so you don’t have to 🙃✨ Each month, we cover two films: one critically beloved 🏆 and one absolute disaster 🔥🗑️ This week, the Chicks 🐥 drive straight off some porch steps on a motorbike into “Beastly” (2011) 💀🪞 - the CW-coded fever dream that asked, “What if Beauty and the Beast… but make it Hot Topic?” 👨‍🎤🌹 Join us as we unpack Kyle’s transformation from emotionally vacant pretty boy to… emotionally vacant pretty boy with contour 🫠✨, while Vanessa Hudgens is forced to carry the entire concept of “growth” on her back, all the while NLOGging it up📚💔. Mary-Kate Olsen shows up as a chaotic witch serving consequences and then promptly exits like she has better things to do (she does) 🧙‍♀️💅 We’re talking aggressive Wattpad energy 🪞😭, deeply unserious dialogue 💉, and a romance that feels suspiciously like kidnapping with better lighting 🚩🏠. Plus, we ask the real questions: At what point do you realize you’re not in a love story… you’re in a hostage situation? 🤨 And did this man actually change, or did he just fake it long enough to beat the curse?? ⏳👀 Expect cringe 💀, chaos 🔥, and at least one moment where you’ll want to leave your body and watch from the ceiling 🫥✨ ⚠️ Massive spoilers ahead - but this movie came out in 2011, so… again, that’s on you ⚠️ So grab your skincare routine 🧴, your emotional support Bumpit 💇‍♀️, and maybe a restraining order just in case 📄🚫 as we break down “Beastly” 🎬 _____________________________________________ If you want to support The Chicks, check out their Social Media: Instagram: @chicklitpod Bluesky: @chicklitpod.bsky.social Twitter: @chicklitpod Gmail: Chicklit.podcast.info@gmail.com Merch: https://chick-lit-podcast.crea... Leave The Chicks a Voicemail: 984-212-4808

    1h 17m
  4. Apr 14

    5). The Hills Are Alive With The Sound of History Repeating Itself - “The Sound Of Music” (1965)

    Welcome to The Chick-Lit (And Movies) Podcast 🎙️🍿, where we proudly lower our expectations for cinema so you don’t have to 🙃✨ Each month, we cover two films: one critically beloved 🏆 and one absolute disaster 🔥🗑️ This week, the Chicks 🐥 trade conspiracies for curtain calls 🎭 as we twirl our way into “The Sound of Music” (1965) 🎶🏔️ - the wholesome classic that raised generations… and set impossibly high standards for singing nuns and emotionally available fathers 💀 Join us as we unpack the von Trapp family chaos 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦, question Maria’s speedrun from postulant to stepmom 💍⛪, and ask the hard-hitting questions: How many outfit changes is too many for one woman with a guitar? 🎸👗 And why are these children SO talented?? 🧒✨ There will be questionable accents 🇦🇹❓, and an alarming amount of yodel-adjacent behavior 🏔️📢 as we revisit a movie that is equal parts comfort film and emotional ambush 😭💥 ⚠️ Massive spoilers ahead - but this movie has been out since 1965 so… respectfully, that’s on you ⚠️ So grab your favorite cozy blanket 🛋️, prepare to get “Do-Re-Mi” stuck in your head for the next 72 hours 🎶🧠, and climb every mountain with us 🏔️ as we break down “The Sound of Music” 🎬 So long, farewell… to logic and emotional stability 👋💀 _____________________________________________ If you want to support The Chicks, check out their Social Media: Instagram: @chicklitpod Bluesky: @chicklitpod.bsky.social Twitter: @chicklitpod Gmail: Chicklit.podcast.info@gmail.com Merch: https://chick-lit-podcast.crea... Leave The Chicks a Voicemail: 984-212-4808

    1h 36m
  5. 4). Bigfoot, Satan, and a Trump Clone Walk Into Hell... - "Trump VS. the Illuminati" (2020)

    Mar 29

    4). Bigfoot, Satan, and a Trump Clone Walk Into Hell... - "Trump VS. the Illuminati" (2020)

    Welcome to The Chick-Lit (And Movies) Podcast 🎙️🍿, where we proudly lower our expectations for cinema so you don’t have to 🙃✨ Each month, we cover two films: one critically beloved 🏆 and one absolute disaster 🔥🗑️ This week, the Chicks 🐥 fly in (space shuttle first) to a cinematic conspiracy spectacular 🧠🌀 featuring clones 👯‍♂️, demons 😈, the Illuminati 👁️🔺, and… Donald Trump 🇺🇸 Yes, really. No, it does not make sense 💀 Join us as we attempt to unpack a movie that feels like it was animated in a group chat 🎮📉 and written during a 3AM YouTube rabbit hole 🕳️😵‍💫 We ask the important questions: Is this satire? 🤡 Is this propaganda? 🤨 Is this… a movie? 🎬❓ There are unhinged monologues 📢, chaotic plotlines 🏃‍♀️💨, and vibes that suggest no one was ever told “no” (seriously, nothing makes sense) 🚫 This film has the confidence of someone explaining conspiracy theories at a family dinner 🍽️😤 and the structure of a fever dream 🤒💫 ⚠️ Massive spoilers ahead — but honestly, nothing could prepare you ⚠️ So grab your tinfoil hat 🧢📡, suspend all logic 🚫🧠, and spiral with us 🌀 as we break down “Trump vs the Illuminati” (2020) 🎬 Clarity not included 🚫💀 _____________________________________________ If you want to support The Chicks, check out their Social Media: Instagram: @chicklitpod Bluesky: @chicklitpod.bsky.social Twitter: @chicklitpod Gmail: Chicklit.podcast.info@gmail.com Merch: https://chick-lit-podcast.crea... Leave The Chicks a Voicemail: 984-212-4808

    1h 11m
  6. 3). We're Once Again Screaming at a Child… - "Atonement" (2007)

    Mar 17

    3). We're Once Again Screaming at a Child… - "Atonement" (2007)

    Welcome to The Chick-Lit (And Movies) Podcast 🎙️🍿, where we proudly lower our expectations for cinema so you don’t have to 🙃✨ Each month, we cover two films: one critically beloved 🏆 and one absolute disaster 🔥🗑️ Join the Chicks 🐥 as we plunge headfirst into the world of yearning 💔, lies 🤥, and ONE deeply unfortunate little girl 👧 with the power to ruin literally everything 💥 We scream at Briony 😤📢 We scream about Briony 😩📣 We briefly consider entering the screen to stop Briony 🚪🫠 It does not help ❌ There’s a twist that will emotionally body-slam you 🤼‍♀️💔, devastating consequences 😭, and vibes so pretty 🌿✨ they almost trick you into thinking you’re safe 😌 You are NOT safe 🚫⚠️ ⚠️ Massive spoilers ahead — watch first unless you enjoy raw psychological damage 🧠💥⚠️ So throw on your green dress 💚👗, jump into a fountain for absolutely no reason 💦😌, ignore that festering wound 🤢 (bad idea 🚫), and spiral with us 🌀 as we break down “Atonement” (2007) 🎬 Emotional support not provided 🚫🫂💀 _____________________________________________ If you want to support The Chicks, check out their Social Media: Instagram: @chicklitpod Bluesky: @chicklitpod.bsky.social Twitter: @chicklitpod Gmail: Chicklit.podcast.info@gmail.com Merch: https://chick-lit-podcast.crea... Leave The Chicks a Voicemail: 984-212-4808

    1h 18m
5
out of 5
2 Ratings

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Welcome to The Chick-Lit (And Movies) Podcast — where we revisit the films that raised us, ruined our expectations, and occasionally made us question reality. From nostalgic favorites to cinematic disasters, we break down the good, the bad, and the downright awful with humor, hot takes, and unapologetic honesty.