Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast

Queenie & TT

Welcome to the Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast, a comedy podcast with music and pop culture references that keeps you laughing and engaged. Join our hosts, Queenie & TT as they share humorous anecdotes about daily life, offering women's perspectives on lifestyle and wellness. We dive into funny cannabis conversations and stories, creating an entertaining space where nothing is off-limits. Each episode features entertaining discussions on pop culture trends, as we discuss music, culture, and cannabis in a light-hearted and inclusive manner. Tune in for a delightful blend of humor, insight, and relatable stories that celebrate life's quirks and pleasures. Each episode features original AI-assisted music created by Humble Pond Productions, LLC alongside licensed intro and outro music.

  1. Midlife Cannabis, Confidence & Real Talk for Women | Think I'd Crumble?

    1D AGO

    Midlife Cannabis, Confidence & Real Talk for Women | Think I'd Crumble?

    Drop us a line or two . . . Pull up a chair, kick off those platform shoes, and pour yourself something nice — Closet Disco Queen is back with another episode that proves midlife is anything but boring. This week, Queenie and TT are finally face to face — no camera, just vibes and good green — and they're covering everything from cemetery maintenance to artisanal cannabis brands, and a surprisingly moving conversation about friendship, grief, and the art of letting go. TT opens up about honoring a deathbed promise to her late father by finally visiting the family mausoleum — a four-slot marble structure near the flagpole that hadn't seen a cleaning in decades. It's funny, it's tender, and it somehow leads into a broader conversation about rituals, memory, and what it means to hold space for the people we've lost. On the consumption check, Queenie is rolling with Ghost Z-Animal, a smooth indica that's been helping manage chronic foot pain from bone spurs, while TTs working through a deal she scored at Royale Flower — two packs of Wana gummies for the price of one. Speaking of Royale, the hosts spotlight Silly Nice, a Black-owned, veteran-owned, small-batch New York cannabis brand that just restocked at their favorite women-owned Albany dispensary. If you care about where your cannabis comes from and who's behind it, this is a brand worth knowing. TT's Choice gets personal this week. The scenario: would you rather have your adult kid move back in, or your mother? What starts as a silly either/or spirals into a genuinely moving meditation on time, mortality, and the complicated dynamics of being someone's child while also being someone's parent. Bring tissues. Or a gummy. Honestly, both. Welcome to the Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast, a #1 ranked Women in Cannabis (Feedspot, Million Pods; 2025) comedy podcast with music and pop culture references that keeps you laughing and engaged. Join our hosts, Queenie & TT as they share humorous anecdotes about daily life, offering women's perspectives on lifestyle and wellness. We dive into funny cannabis conversations and stories, creating an entertaining space where nothing is off-limits. Each episode features entertaining discussions on pop culture trends, as we discuss music, culture, and cannabis in a light-hearted and inclusive manner. Tune in for a delightful blend of humor, insight, and relatable stories that celebrate life's quirks and pleasures. Our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast deals with legal adult cannabis use and is intended for entertainment purposes only for those 21 and olderVisit our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast merch store! Find us on Facebook and Green Coast Radio Sound from Zapsplat.com,  https://quicksounds.com, 101soundboards.com #ToneTransfer

    52 min
  2. Unfiltered Midlife Moments & Cannabis Wisdom | So Tweedley-Dee, Tweedley-Dum

    MAY 8

    Unfiltered Midlife Moments & Cannabis Wisdom | So Tweedley-Dee, Tweedley-Dum

    Drop us a line or two . . . This episode kicks off mid-chaos, as all the best ones do. Queenie's smoking a Triangle Kush pre-roll from Ghost ("it's an Indica — very nice") and TT has accidentally consumed 25 milligrams of passion fruit gummy thinking it was maybe a half of a 20. She's boarding a 5:30 a.m. flight to come see Queenie, a flight that somehow routes through Atlanta and somehow cost her $81 more than advertised because she didn't realize clicking seats wasn't free. The airlines are a grift, Spirit is dead, and — naturally — it's Biden's fault.Which leads, as all conversations apparently do, directly to Hillary Clinton, Kamala Harris, Al Gore, Watergate, and the complete collapse of civics education in America. The women agree: we haven't recovered from Watergate and younger people probably don't know what it is, and here we are. TT brings the news segment, reporting on the DEA rescheduling saga — cannabis going from Schedule I to Schedule III — with the Johns Hopkins/University of San Diego analysis of nearly 50,000 public comments showing most people felt the move didn't go nearly far enough. Descheduling is the word on the street, and a new comment period is open. They also wade briefly into the psychedelics conversation, genuinely puzzled about how mushrooms got in the policy fast lane while cannabis has been grinding for 50 years. Then things get... existential. TT casually drops that her breakfast friends are considering purchasing firearms because they're worried America is heading toward Mad Max territory. Queenie's jaw hits the floor. A real, surprisingly tender conversation follows about fear, scarcity mentality, whether humanity trends toward cooperation or self-preservation, the American Revolution as a civil war, the London Blitz, Sophie's Choice, and — somehow — whether dogs get a better afterlife than people (they clearly do, and TT would prefer to go where the dogs go). The Fuck It segment delivers a listener submission: saying fuck it to tolerating racist, homophobic, or just plain nasty relatives and acquaintances who've gotten newly emboldened. The consensus: read the room, keep your hands to yourself, and if you can't be respectful, don't say anything at all. The episode closes with two absolute banger original songs — one about the hosts' prepper neighbors with their freeze-dried everything and ham radios, and the other a midlife manif Welcome to the Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast, a #1 ranked Women in Cannabis (Feedspot, Million Pods; 2025) comedy podcast with music and pop culture references that keeps you laughing and engaged. Join our hosts, Queenie & TT as they share humorous anecdotes about daily life, offering women's perspectives on lifestyle and wellness. We dive into funny cannabis conversations and stories, creating an entertaining space where nothing is off-limits. Each episode features entertaining discussions on pop culture trends, as we discuss music, culture, and cannabis in a light-hearted and inclusive manner. Tune in for a delightful blend of humor, insight, and relatable stories that celebrate life's quirks and pleasures. Our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast deals with legal adult cannabis use and is intended for entertainment purposes only for those 21 and olderVisit our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast merch store! Find us on Facebook and Green Coast Radio Sound from Zapsplat.com,  https://quicksounds.com, 101soundboards.com #ToneTransfer

    38 min
  3. Unfiltered Midlife Moments & Cannabis Wisdom |They Smilin' In Your Face

    MAY 1

    Unfiltered Midlife Moments & Cannabis Wisdom |They Smilin' In Your Face

    Drop us a line or two . . . Queenie and TT are deep in spring mode — bonsai-ing trees, battling fence encroachers, and sending love to their inexplicably large fanbase in Hungary. They break down the latest cannabis rescheduling news, play a round of "Would You Rather," and stumble into a genuinely beautiful conversation about legacy, grief, and what people will say about you when you're gone. Plus: infused honey, a pre-roll named Gas Leak, American flag politics, and a musical toast to Budapest. Welcome to the Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast, a #1 ranked Women in Cannabis (Feedspot, Million Pods; 2025) comedy podcast with music and pop culture references that keeps you laughing and engaged. Join our hosts, Queenie & TT as they share humorous anecdotes about daily life, offering women's perspectives on lifestyle and wellness. We dive into funny cannabis conversations and stories, creating an entertaining space where nothing is off-limits. Each episode features entertaining discussions on pop culture trends, as we discuss music, culture, and cannabis in a light-hearted and inclusive manner. Tune in for a delightful blend of humor, insight, and relatable stories that celebrate life's quirks and pleasures. Our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast deals with legal adult cannabis use and is intended for entertainment purposes only for those 21 and olderVisit our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast merch store! Find us on Facebook and Green Coast Radio Sound from Zapsplat.com,  https://quicksounds.com, 101soundboards.com #ToneTransfer

    45 min
  4. Caregiving, Chaos & Cannabis Crossroads--Just Enough to Show You Care

    APR 24

    Caregiving, Chaos & Cannabis Crossroads--Just Enough to Show You Care

    Drop us a line or two . . . This week, Queenie & TT ride out literal and emotional storms—from Midwest tornado warnings to the unpredictable reality of caregiving for aging parents. Queenie shares the heartbreaking contrast between her mom’s structured weekdays and disoriented weekends, highlighting the exhausting “Jekyll & Hyde” nature of cognitive decline. Meanwhile, TT reflects on the quiet (and not-so-quiet) challenges of midlife caregiving, identity shifts, and learning—finally—to prioritize self-care without guilt. The duo also dives into:  A bizarre new cannabis policy workaround that could impact the entire hemp industry  Why creativity might matter more than relaxation (yes, really)  The emotional tug-of-war between productivity and purpose  And a very satisfying “F*ck It” moment about refusing to tolerate disrespect—anywhere, especially where you spend your money As always, it’s real talk, a little dark humor, and the kind of conversation that makes you feel seen—especially if you’re living that sandwich-generation life. Welcome to the Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast, a #1 ranked Women in Cannabis (Feedspot, Million Pods; 2025) comedy podcast with music and pop culture references that keeps you laughing and engaged. Join our hosts, Queenie & TT as they share humorous anecdotes about daily life, offering women's perspectives on lifestyle and wellness. We dive into funny cannabis conversations and stories, creating an entertaining space where nothing is off-limits. Each episode features entertaining discussions on pop culture trends, as we discuss music, culture, and cannabis in a light-hearted and inclusive manner. Tune in for a delightful blend of humor, insight, and relatable stories that celebrate life's quirks and pleasures. Our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast deals with legal adult cannabis use and is intended for entertainment purposes only for those 21 and olderVisit our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast merch store! Find us on Facebook and Green Coast Radio Sound from Zapsplat.com,  https://quicksounds.com, 101soundboards.com #ToneTransfer

    47 min
  5. Midlife Cannabis, Confidence & Real Talk for Women | We've Got The Groove

    APR 17

    Midlife Cannabis, Confidence & Real Talk for Women | We've Got The Groove

    Drop us a line or two . . . In this special 420 episode of the Closet Disco Queen Podcast, Queenie and TT end Season 4 with cannabis, comedy, and a conversation that feels both timely and overdue. TT is back from Mexico, adjusting to rainy weather, a broken dryer, and the return to everyday life, while Queenie reports on spring finally arriving in the Northeast, complete with birds nesting, squirrels tormenting the dog, and all the usual domestic chaos. They share what they’re consuming today, including a Healthy Honeys Blueberry Blast solventless vape and a Bison Botanicals strawberry rhubarb lemonade, and talk about the difference in quality and experience when cannabis products are made cleanly and thoughtfully. In this week’s cannabis news, they touch on the still-slow progress of legalization at the federal level, the uncertainty around new leadership, and new Canadian data showing cannabis use is rising while alcohol use is falling—evidence that people are making a real shift, not just experimenting. Then it’s time for their favorite game, where TT once again tries to determine whether a story is cannabis-related or just “ca-ca with a K.” As usual, the truth proves stranger than fiction. The heart of the episode is a conversation with Shannon Donnelly, founder of Healthy Honeys, who joins the queens to talk about her company’s mission: making cannabis education approachable, especially for women. Shannon explains the importance of solventless products, why women over 50 are a huge but underserved cannabis audience, and how her “party” model brings women together to learn, ask questions, and explore cannabis in a relaxed, social setting. Think Tupperware party… but make it weed, wellness, and actual useful information. The episode wraps with this week’s Fuck-It List entry: Queenie officially says fuck it to cleaning her own floors, thanks to a robot vacuum/mop that has changed her life. Midlife, she says, is about finding smarter ways to live—and not feeling guilty about accepting help. Funny, informative, and very much in the Closet Disco Queen spirit, this episode is all about cannabis, community, and making life a little easier. Welcome to the Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast, a #1 ranked Women in Cannabis (Feedspot, Million Pods; 2025) comedy podcast with music and pop culture references that keeps you laughing and engaged. Join our hosts, Queenie & TT as they share humorous anecdotes about daily life, offering women's perspectives on lifestyle and wellness. We dive into funny cannabis conversations and stories, creating an entertaining space where nothing is off-limits. Each episode features entertaining discussions on pop culture trends, as we discuss music, culture, and cannabis in a light-hearted and inclusive manner. Tune in for a delightful blend of humor, insight, and relatable stories that celebrate life's quirks and pleasures. Our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast deals with legal adult cannabis use and is intended for entertainment purposes only for those 21 and olderVisit our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast merch store! Find us on Facebook and Green Coast Radio Sound from Zapsplat.com,  https://quicksounds.com, 101soundboards.com #ToneTransfer

    50 min
  6. Laughing Through Midlife with Cannabis, Chaos & Courage | Heinz 57 and French Fried Potatoes

    APR 10

    Laughing Through Midlife with Cannabis, Chaos & Courage | Heinz 57 and French Fried Potatoes

    Drop us a line or two . . . This week on Closet Disco Queen, Queenie and TT connect across borders as TT records from sunny Mexico (where cannabis is still surprisingly illegal) while Queenie holds down the damp, chilly Northeast. From sunscreen breakthroughs to beachside tequila compromises, the episode kicks off with vacation vibes before diving into everything from cannabis science to politics, relationships, and midlife confidence. Because… it’s never just one thing with these two. 🌴 TT in Mexico: Sun, Seafood &… No Weed?! TT reports live from Playa del Carmen and Cancun, navigating a cannabis-free vacation in a place you’d assume would be more relaxed about it. 🍓 What We’re Consuming Queenie: High Peaks Strawberry Lemonade (10mg THC, Syracuse-based!) TT: Nothing… and counting the days 🧠 Cannabis News: Why the Munchies Are REAL This week’s story dives into the science behind the munchies — and it’s not just in your head. Key takeaways: Cannabis interacts directly with the endocannabinoid system This system regulates hunger, mood, and pleasure THC stimulates appetite even when you’re already full Studies (yes, including very dedicated mice) confirm it Which explains: 👉 why everything tastes amazing 👉 why you can’t stop eating 👉 and why cannabis helps patients with appetite loss Also discussed: The need for real research funding How understanding the system could lead to personalized cannabis use 🐶 Domestic Drama: Dogs, Drawers & 40 Years of Marriage Queenie shares a saga that will resonate with anyone in a long-term relationship: (There is a song. It is… devastatingly accurate.) 🪧 Marches, Politics & Collective Power Both Queenie and TT attended local “No Kings” protests  🎲 Game Time: Cannabis or Ka-Ka? This week’s scenarios: Bill Murray airport arrest with 10 lbs of weed 👉 Shockingly TRUE (and chaotic) Malawi inviting Mike Tyson to be cannabis ambassador 👉 Also TRUE (and iconic) TT continues her streak of… splitting the difference. 💥 The Fuck-It List (THIS WEEK’S WINNER) 👉 “Fuck worrying about how I look in a bathing suit.” 🌱 Underneath It All… Welcome to the Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast, a #1 ranked Women in Cannabis (Feedspot, Million Pods; 2025) comedy podcast with music and pop culture references that keeps you laughing and engaged. Join our hosts, Queenie & TT as they share humorous anecdotes about daily life, offering women's perspectives on lifestyle and wellness. We dive into funny cannabis conversations and stories, creating an entertaining space where nothing is off-limits. Each episode features entertaining discussions on pop culture trends, as we discuss music, culture, and cannabis in a light-hearted and inclusive manner. Tune in for a delightful blend of humor, insight, and relatable stories that celebrate life's quirks and pleasures. Our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast deals with legal adult cannabis use and is intended for entertainment purposes only for those 21 and olderVisit our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast merch store! Find us on Facebook and Green Coast Radio Sound from Zapsplat.com,  https://quicksounds.com, 101soundboards.com #ToneTransfer

    49 min
  7. CDQ Best Hits Playlist

    APR 3

    CDQ Best Hits Playlist

    Drop us a line or two . . . Riverside ate our episode. TT's in Cancun. So Queenie's flying solo with 11 original AI-generated cannabis songs from the CDQ vault. Consider this your official Humble Pond Productions playlist drop. Pour something. Spark something. Press play. FULL EPISODE DESCRIPTION Well, queens. It has been a week.Our recorded episode went up in smoke — and not the good kind. Riverside closed the session before the upload completed, TT is currently on a beach in Cancun living her best life, and Queenie is here alone with a folder of original songs and a will to survive.So we're doing something we've never done before: a full CDQ Best Hits Playlist episode. Eleven original tracks, all cannabis-themed, all made right here at Humble Pond Productions using AI music generation. Some of them are anthems. Some of them are absurd. One of them is Gregorian chant about a sploof, and we regret nothing.This week's tracklist:We Didn't Spark the FireLet the Light In (Cannabis Anthem)No Wanna Your GuanaBig Ass SackLow and SlowJazz CigarettesSploof & SpoofYour Mama's Got a New GrooveDon't Be AlarmedBest Buds (With My Budtender)Yummy, Yummy GummyGenres represented this episode include: EDM, full gospel choir, blues shuffle, tropical funk, jazz lounge, big band, Gregorian chant, doo-wop, Afrobeat-Caribbean fusion, and electro swing cabaret. Because we contain multitudes.TT will be back next week. Presumably tan, definitely with stories.The Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast is casual conversation for curious, bewildered, and aspiring mid-life cannabis queens. New episodes weekly. Find us everywhere you listen.🎙️ Hosted by Queenie & TT | Humble Pond Productions 📍 Feedspot #1 Women in Cannabis Podcast Welcome to the Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast, a #1 ranked Women in Cannabis (Feedspot, Million Pods; 2025) comedy podcast with music and pop culture references that keeps you laughing and engaged. Join our hosts, Queenie & TT as they share humorous anecdotes about daily life, offering women's perspectives on lifestyle and wellness. We dive into funny cannabis conversations and stories, creating an entertaining space where nothing is off-limits. Each episode features entertaining discussions on pop culture trends, as we discuss music, culture, and cannabis in a light-hearted and inclusive manner. Tune in for a delightful blend of humor, insight, and relatable stories that celebrate life's quirks and pleasures. Our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast deals with legal adult cannabis use and is intended for entertainment purposes only for those 21 and olderVisit our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast merch store! Find us on Facebook and Green Coast Radio Sound from Zapsplat.com,  https://quicksounds.com, 101soundboards.com #ToneTransfer

    38 min
  8. Menopause, Estrogen & Cannabis Reality | I Need Some Hot Stuff

    MAR 27

    Menopause, Estrogen & Cannabis Reality | I Need Some Hot Stuff

    Drop us a line or two . . . This week on Closet Disco Queen, Queenie and TT kick things off with wildlife chaos (mice, rabbits, and an unexpected “buck rub” situation) before diving into a conversation that takes a sharp and meaningful turn into midlife health, hormones, and letting go. Because at this stage of life, everything is on the table. TT shares a long-awaited gynecologist visit and her decision to explore a newer estrogen therapy designed to stimulate the body’s own hormone production — without systemic side effects. The conversation is candid, honest, and exactly the kind of real talk women don’t get nearly enough of. Naturally, this leads to: 👉 the cost of women’s healthcare (why is it always so expensive?) 👉 the ongoing absurdity of comparing it to Viagra commercials 👉 and why women are done being quiet about what their bodies actually need Meanwhile, the queens continue their mission to normalize cannabis as part of midlife wellness — whether it’s easing anxiety, improving sleep, or just making the day a little more manageable. Also in this episode: • Mice invasions, mystery smells, and domestic battlefield cleanup • Rabbits, mating rituals (maybe?), and backyard wildlife drama • The surprising science behind “buck rubs” • Cannabis consumption check-in: pre-rolls, syrups, and old favorites • “Was it cannabis or caca with a K?” featuring Home Depot adventures and a very stoned bear • Price drops in Massachusetts cannabis (and what legalization ripple effects look like) And this week’s Fuck-It List goes deeper than usual: 🔥 Letting go of perfection 🔥 Letting go of control 🔥 Letting go of the belief that you can fix everything for everyone Because maybe midlife isn’t about tightening your grip — maybe it’s about finally loosening it. So grab your gummies, your lube (yes, seriously), and settle in. Because this episode is about real life, real bodies, and real freedom. Welcome to the Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast, a #1 ranked Women in Cannabis (Feedspot, Million Pods; 2025) comedy podcast with music and pop culture references that keeps you laughing and engaged. Join our hosts, Queenie & TT as they share humorous anecdotes about daily life, offering women's perspectives on lifestyle and wellness. We dive into funny cannabis conversations and stories, creating an entertaining space where nothing is off-limits. Each episode features entertaining discussions on pop culture trends, as we discuss music, culture, and cannabis in a light-hearted and inclusive manner. Tune in for a delightful blend of humor, insight, and relatable stories that celebrate life's quirks and pleasures. Our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast deals with legal adult cannabis use and is intended for entertainment purposes only for those 21 and olderVisit our Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast merch store! Find us on Facebook and Green Coast Radio Sound from Zapsplat.com,  https://quicksounds.com, 101soundboards.com #ToneTransfer

    49 min

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Welcome to the Closet Disco Queen Pot-Cast, a comedy podcast with music and pop culture references that keeps you laughing and engaged. Join our hosts, Queenie & TT as they share humorous anecdotes about daily life, offering women's perspectives on lifestyle and wellness. We dive into funny cannabis conversations and stories, creating an entertaining space where nothing is off-limits. Each episode features entertaining discussions on pop culture trends, as we discuss music, culture, and cannabis in a light-hearted and inclusive manner. Tune in for a delightful blend of humor, insight, and relatable stories that celebrate life's quirks and pleasures. Each episode features original AI-assisted music created by Humble Pond Productions, LLC alongside licensed intro and outro music.