Cold, Hard, Trash

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Best friends Trashcan Jones and Breg converse the hard truths about life, love, and gas station male enhancement supplimentation

  1. 1D AGO

    CRT93: Copyright Claimed Jones \\\ Philosophisizing Again

    Trashcan Jones and Breeeeg model perfect coworkers by talking about the weather, groceries, musical artists such as Jane Remover, Taylor Swift, and Elvis, McDonalds, and Socrates wanting concubines.

    56 min

  2. MAR 10

    CRT92: Tutorials \\\ You're DRIVING ;D Me Crazy

    Somehow, Trashcan and Breeeeg managed to stick to only a handful of topics for a whole episode, but they expand on them greatly. After concocting the Cayenne Pepper Challenge, where Trashcan an Breg will each eat a tablespoon of dry cayenne pepper powder (keep an eye out for the next CRT Bonus!), the two get in a lengthy discussion about video game tutorials and whether they're worthwhile or can be done well. They then chat about a driving and a crazy ass device that lets you watch TV while driving, road trippin, Breegs dream car being a bit lame, and rear view cameras. They finish it off complaining about textbook prices.

    56 min

  3. MAR 3

    CRT91: Trashcan Aids and Abets Kidnapping \\\ Weird Ass Pokémon Music Player

    This plate of Cold, Hard, Trash, includes talking about cats (again), Jones deciding to help a man kidnap multiple children i̶n̶ ̶M̶i̶n̶e̶c̶r̶a̶f̶t̶ in The Legend of Zelda, Holes, Buffalo Dreams, Wayside, The Lion King Game for SNES, Nadja, Be Kind Rewind, and complaining about dexit (again)..

    1h 5m

  4. FEB 24

    CRT90: Da Supa Bowl \\\ Jones Learns about Dexit

    Anotha (tues)day, anotha episode of Cold, Hard, Trash. The duo talks about excel, smells, and football to boot. Eventually it comes up that not every Pokémon is available in the newer games and Jones doesn't like that.

    1 hr

  5. FEB 17

    CRT89: You've Been Programmed \\\ Plastic B******t (PEZ)

    Back in the dump, our wonderful hosts return. In this episode of CRT, the duo talks about that guy that extended an Eric Andre bit into an entire instagram account, how much Threads pisses off Breeeg, spooky games that can steal your voice, very impressive card tricks, GTA V: Online and how GTA VI: Online might look, and PEZ dispensers. Tune in this week for your regular helping of Cold, Hard, Trash!

    58 min

  6. FEB 10

    CRT88: Haggler vs Hearns \\\ CPR Certified Breeeeg

    Another day, another episode of CRT. This time, Jones brings up The Fight, as it was called, a specific fight between Marvelous Marvin Haggler and Thomas Hearns for the middleweight championship. These two had such powerful presences and gave one of the craziest fights in boxing history. The two cover topics from crazy types of wrestling matches, sauce preferences, and Breeg's CPR training (he is NOT currently certified, do not have a heart attack around him). Breeeeeg tries to bring up the new MOBA from Steam currently in alpha: Deadlock. Breeeg's computer then dies to prevent him from talking more about MOBAS.

    50 min

  7. FEB 3

    CRT87: Crystal Pepsi Terrorism \\\ Burgers and Basketball

    In this episode of CRT, Breeeeeeeeg and Trashcan bring up a variety of topics including the L.A. Beast's campaign to have Crystal Pepsi return, sourdough and other long-term food prep commitments, the show Pros vs. Joes, and just how American apple pie and baseball are.

    56 min

  8. JAN 27

    CRT86: Ethics Classes \\\ Reboots for Reintroduction

    Our favorite duo, Trashcan Jones and Breeeeg, have come together for the 86th time to serve up another plate of Cold, Hard, Trash. They talk about the raccoon's fur masks, they talk about ethics and Terrance Howard, they talk about the heat and cold, they talk about adding cheese to ramen, and that's only the first half! Trashcan and Breeeg then get into a discussion about reboots and whether they're meant to introduce new viewers to the existing properties.

    56 min
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Best friends Trashcan Jones and Breg converse the hard truths about life, love, and gas station male enhancement supplimentation

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  • Creator
    CRT Productions
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    95
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © Copyright 2024 All rights reserved by your mom.
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