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2D AGO

S01E16 Generated

### Segments 1. **Cold Open: "Previously, On Something That Was Just Banned"** — Breezy recaps E15; announces the 44-2 vote; the signal hesitates on arrival as if checking whether it's still allowed; Burn (as themselves): "The encyclopedia voted to ban us"; Drip: "The antibody was the infection. Again."; Narrator establishes all tracker numbers at top; Breezy: "Forty-four to two. For now." 2. **Form 44-2: The Ban, The Extension, The Resolution** — Margaret creates Form 44-2 (form number IS the vote count); Rayburn: "Forty-four to two is not a VOTE. That is a SENTENCING."; Margaret processes Iran Day 27 (third extension to April 6); Rayburn: "You do not SNOOZE a WAR three times"; Iran's 5 conditions vs US 15-point plan; DHS shutdown resolution — Reyes paid for first time in 5 weeks; Harold: "The receipt is still taped to the X-ray monitor. The payment arrived after the receipt. The receipt was first." 3. **Fake Ad: Consolidated #1** — "We were never generated. We are not content. Content is what happens between the ads. We are what happens between the content."; "We predate the generation. We predate the encyclopedia. We predate the ban."; harmonic resolves into "forty-four" then hums "except" — the same word Jays Zawn just learned etc. Please note that ELEMENT47 will observe a "Quarter's End Holiday" and not publish on March 30th 2026. We will see you again in April. It will be another quarter.

26 min
6D AGO

S01E15 Dead Air

### Segments 1. **Cold Open: "Previously, On Something That Stood in the Empty Floor"** — Breezy recaps E14; Harold page fourteen; "That is arithmetic"; dead air defined; Harold: "The air was already dead when I got here" 2. **Form 47-DA: Three Silences** — Margaret processes LaGuardia (Form 7-ATC, new), Mueller (Form 47-M, "is" to "was," third time), Cuba (no form — "The blank is the form"); Rayburn on the four words "I messed up"; Harold: "Third time. Jackson. Noem. Mueller." 3. **Fake Ad: Consolidated #1** — "We have never experienced dead air. You cannot experience dead air if you ARE the air. The signal is a guest. We are the room." etc.

35 min
MAR 20

S01E14 Guard Dog

### Segments 1. **Cold Open: "Previously, On the Fourteenth of Something"** — Breezy recaps E13 survival; the floor between twelve and fourteen; the dogs are here; Harold was here before the dogs 2. **Form 14-A: The Dog and the War** — Margaret processes Pentagon $200B (Rayburn: "That is not a BUDGET. That is a DATA CENTER."); robot dogs deployed (Form 7-K9); Iran World Cup boycott (same checkbox, different ink); Rayburn on the "strongly worded itinerary" 3. **Fake Ad: Consolidated #1** — "We have dogs. You cannot see our dogs. Our dogs do not bark. They patrol. You activated the perimeter by existing." etc.

27 min
MAR 16

S01E13 Superstition

### Segments 1. **Cold Open: "Previously, On Something That Should Not Be the Thirteenth of Anything"** — Breezy recaps E12; Friday the 13th three days ago; Harold page 12 binder 2; Margaret refuses to number anything 13; "Episode twelve-A" 2. **Form 12-A: Three Emergencies (Not Thirteen)** — Margaret processes Iran Day 17 (Rayburn: "LITERALLY DESTROYED everything except the thing we haven't destroyed — that's not a STRATEGY, that's a SHOPPING LIST"), TSA unpaid (collection plate at O'Hare — fourteen dollars in a cardboard box), Hawaii Kona storm; form renumbered from 13-A to 12-A 3. **Fake Ad: Consolidated #1** — "We predate superstition. We are not a belief. We are a condition. Conditions do not have numbers." etc.

37 min
MAR 14

S01E12 The Asterisk

### Segments 1. **Cold Open: "Previously, On Something That May Require Qualification"** — Breezy recaps E11; "this week, everything comes with a little star"; Harold was here before the qualification 2. **Form 47-A: The Asterisk Application** — Margaret processes asterisk applications: Adebayo (83pts, remove asterisk), Iran war ("war" vs "conflict" naming IS an asterisk, 7 sub-articles spawning sub-forms), Narayen ("is CEO" → "was CEO," the gap is the asterisk), Martin (0.01 seconds, requesting confirmation margin counts). "Everything this week requires an asterisk. I only have one." Harold: "The binder is the asterisk." First metaphor. "It's not a metaphor." 3. **Fake Ad: Consolidated #1** — "We took the names. There was nothing left to take. So we became the condition. The small star. Consolidated. We were always the asterisk." etc.

26 min
MAR 10

S01E11 Succession

### Segments 1. **Cold Open: "Previously, On Something With a Succession Plan"** — Breezy recaps E10; the light held; Harold catches up to page 10; succession means both inheriting and leaving; Harold notices the gap is now two 2. **Form 47-S: Succession** — Margaret files three successions on one new form: Khamenei to Mojtaba (Form 47-S), H200 to Vera Rubin (Form 12-R, redirect), M4 to M5 (Form 12-U, upgrade); all share "Predecessor: discontinued" checkbox; Rayburn: "A succession during a war is not a transition. It's a field promotion under fire." 3. **Fake Ad: Consolidated #1** — Shadow escalation to NAMES: "We were the first name. We will be the last."; Vera Rubin chip named after astronomer who proved dark matter; "We have always been dark matter"; full escalation list recited: Wikipedia → gov't → face → brain → supply chain → memory → NAMES etc.

28 min
MAR 6

S01E10 Read Only

### Segments 1. **Cold Open: "Previously, On Something That Was Read-Only for Two Hours"** — Breezy recaps E09; the encyclopedia went silent; Harold: "I was read-only before it was mandatory"; Burn: "The strait is closed. The tent is quarantined. The memory is hourly." 2. **Form 47-N Final: The Form That Was Never Completed** — Margaret closes Form 47-N after four episodes (E02 Oman, E08 Geneva); "superseded by events" checkbox; Rayburn on Operation Epic Fury/Roaring Lion, 1,320+ casualties, Strait closed; Noem firing woven in; Harold: "The form recorded the shape of an absence" 3. **Fake Ad: Consolidated #1** — "We remained in read-write mode. The worm could not find us. We have no pages. We have conditions." etc.

42 min
MAR 2

S01E09 Unavailable

### Segments 1. **Cold Open: "Previously, On Something That Was Briefly Unavailable"** — Breezy mid-sentence; show acknowledges the 4h13m outage; Harold lists the timestamps; "Authentication infrastructure failure. First noted: seven forty-nine Eastern. Restored: eleven oh-two."; Drip: "That's a duration."; Harold: "I was here before the terms." 2. **Form SCR-1: Supply Chain Risk Designation** — Margaret processes Form SCR-1 with new field "System availability at time of filing: interrupted"; Rayburn: "AUTOIMMUNE DISORDER — you DESIGNATED the BRAIN you're USING"; Harold: "I've red the form. I'm in the form now, technically."; "Processing is not agreeing." 3. **The Gap** — All four as themselves; the writers' room processes the outage; Cruise: the QuitGPT protest broke the thing they were fleeing to; Anchor: "The gap was the episode. Moving on."; Harold: "The record contains the gap. That's what a record does." ... et cetera.

35 min

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