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3 friends discuss the various minutiae of our favourite (sometimes love to hate) movie franchises. One of the hosts usually considers themselves an expert on the FRANCHISE and helps to GUIDE the others through each movie.

  1. 2021-10-13

    10.10 - Jason X: Friday Future Space Adventure

    The gang is back with the final stand alone Jason Voorhees film before the 2009 remake. GC, Jen & J all watch as Jason gets cryogenically frozen at the Crystal Lake Research Facility, brought aboard a space craft 400 years in the future with plans to be sold on Earth 2. Tale as old as time. This film is a Canadian mess, it's not hard to see why it had been shelved for a couple of years before finally getting its theatrical release. This movie a warning for the future that awaits our planet, and the game of hockey. A futuristic field trip, the Microsoft Wars, and Uber Jason will have you begging for a glimpse of Earth 2 in the sequel that never was.                          instagram.com/franchiseguides               twitter.com/FG_HarryPodder            thefranchiseguides.buzzsprout.com                  franchiseguides@gmail.com

    1h 42m

  2. 2021-09-13

    10.9 Jason Goes To Hell (Not Really): Final Friday (Not Really)

    Josh Gets Shaved! Would've been a far more apt title for this movie. Join GC, Jen & J as they power through this franchise and watch 1993s "Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday". All 3 are rather underwhelmed and Jen & GC had a few moments where this movie felt unwatchable. This is gross-out 90s horror at it's peak and Jason Voorhees takes a backseat for almost the entire movie. If you thought Jason X stole from Alien, wait until you see the little demonic worm in this movie! We talk about just how the franchise got here, Tony the Wonder Llama, and all kinds of Crystal Lake townies. After disappointing those looking forward to seeing Jason walk the streets of Manhattan, fans of hell are going to be rather upset as well.                                                                       instagram.com/franchiseguides                                                                       twitter.com/FG_HarryPodder                                                                        franchiseguides@gmail.com                                                                   thefranchiseguides.buzzsprout.com

    1h 47m

  3. 2021-08-23

    10.8 Jason Takes (A Ship to) Manhattan: Friday the 13th Part VIII

    Ahoy! Start spreading the news, Jason is heading to New York and as they say; it ain't the destination, it's the journey! Join the gang as they experience roughly 20 mins of what Jason Voorhees in New York looks like and it's safe to say everyone was having a better time on the way there. This is a heartless cheesy mess, unfortunately with none of the campy fun that we got in Part 5: A New Beginning. This movie also leaves GC, Jen & J scratching their heads as to just what year this is supposed to be if this high school senior experienced a young Jason trying to drown her in Crystal Lake? That toxic sewer sludge couldn't come soon enough, this movie made the guides sea sick.             instagram.com/franchiseguides            franchiseguides@gmail.com           twitter.com/FG_HarryPodder            thefranchiseguides.buzzsprout.com

    1h 35m

  4. 2021-08-09

    10.7 The New Blood - Friday the 13th VII: Adrian's Revenge

    The gang returns to Crystal Lake and it seems many years have passed? No one told the wardrobe dept though. We join telekinetic Tina Sheppard and her exploitive therapist, "Weekend at Bernie's" Terry Kiser as they bring Jason back from his resting place, deep within the waters of Crystal Lake. This is such a strange movie, wherein the writer's had to use a "Carrie" type to give Jason a foe, in place of Freddy Krueger. We talk about Mike's surprise party that no one seems to mind he doesn't show up for, a toxic mean girl who has one of the funniest death's in the series, and the infamous sleeping-bag-against-a-tree death. Head on over to Crystal Lake while you still can, after this instalment Jason Takes Manhattan!  like the muppets. instagram.com/franchiseguides franchiseguides@gmail.com thefranchiseguides.buzzsprout.com twitter.com/FG_HarryPodder

    1h 33m

  5. 2021-07-26

    10.6 Jason Lives! Friday the 13th Part VI: Travolta's Nephew

    Join the gang as they head to a quaint little town called Forest Green. It's definitely far away from that death trap, Crystal Lake. Roy Burns is never to be heard from again, and as long as no one digs up the body during a thunderstorm, Jason has been neutralized. GC, Jen & J have a blast talking about the steamy relationship between a grown Tommy Jarvis and the Forest Green Sheriff's daughter, Meghan. Along the way we discuss officer handsome's fur-hooded jacket, soupy sound effects, and whether or not you void your bowels when you die. Jason Lives! thefranchiseguides.buzzsprout.com instagram.com/franchiseguides twitter.com/FG_HarryPodder franchiseguides@gmail.com

    1h 36m

  6. 2021-06-28

    10.5 - Friday the 13th V: The Rise of Roy

    Come along on a trip to the Pinehurst Halfway House in Crystal Lake (?) as we're brought into a world (by a porn director) where Jason Voorhees is no longer and someone else has decided to dawn the iconic hockey mask; albeit with a slight modification via blue triangle decals. The 5th instalment of the Friday the 13th franchise is so gloriously 80s, full of shallow characters, sex scenes and inventive deaths, you may not even mind that this is the only movie in the franchise that forgets to include Jason Voorhees. On a weekend outside of his Goonies schedule, Corey Feldman even makes an appearance. Do yourself a favour and watch this strange one-off that may be one of the worst of the series, but possibly also the most entertaining. instagram.com/franchiseguides franchiseguides@gmail.com thefranchiseguides.buzzsprout.com twitter.com/FG_HarryPodder

    1h 44m

  7. 2021-06-07

    10.4 - Friday the 13th IV: Crispin Glover's Lovers w/ Suzy

    Special Guest Alert!! Franchise Guides is joined by our good friend Suzy to dish on this deliciously 80s, horny, horror movie. It's 1984 and Friday the 13th knows exactly what it's about as we watch a hulking man stalking through the woods and tossing teenagers through windows while a young Corey Feldman plays video games and makes creepy masks. Crispin Glover displays the most interesting of dances before looking for a corkscrew...Join GC, Jen, J & Suzy as they tackle the 4th instalment in the saga of Jason Voorhees! instagram.com/franchiseguides franchiseguides@gmail.com thefranchiseguides.buzzsprout.com twitter.com/FG_HarryPodder

    1h 38m

  8. 2021-05-24

    10.3 - Friday the 13th Part III: Shelly's Demise

    Friday the 13th 3-D! Coming at ya! The gang is ready to get back in the water on what we believe to be a Saturday the 14th? Sunday the 15th? Somewhere in that ball park as we pick up right where Part 2 left us. This is such a strange movie with a bright vibrant colour palate, a new crew of mostly hateable dead meats, Jason finally gets his iconic goalie mask, and for some reason, what 80s Hollywood thought a gang was. Also a man gets chopped in the crotch while doing a hand stand. This movie has everything! Check it out and listen in as we discuss Shelly's Demise! instagram.com/franchiseguides thefranchiseguides.buzzsprout.com twitter.com/FG_HarryPodder franchiseguides@gmail.com

    1h 34m
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3 friends discuss the various minutiae of our favourite (sometimes love to hate) movie franchises. One of the hosts usually considers themselves an expert on the FRANCHISE and helps to GUIDE the others through each movie.

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  • Creator
    Franchise Guides
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2021
  • Episodes
    56
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © 2021 Franchise Guides
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