Group Therapy Rejects!

James and "R"
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"Rarely Ever Right, Hardly Ever Wrong" Group Therapy Rejects is the podcast where no topic is safe and every opinion is up for debate. Join your hosts James "R" as they argue, rant, and disagree on everything from everyday annoyances to life’s bigger questions, all while managing to be mostly wrong (but still funny). If you’ve ever found yourself shouting at the radio or wishing your friends would just stop talking—this is your show. It's all about venting without a filter, offering hot takes with no research, and turning every conversation into a battlefield of sarcasm and self-aware chaos. So, if you're looking for deep insights or polished, thoughtful discourse—this isn’t it. But if you’re here for unqualified opinions, ridiculous arguments, and way too much yelling, welcome to Group Therapy Rejects. Grab your drink, strap in, and let’s argue about nothing!

  1. Aug 17

    "Marriage!"

    Marriage. The only adventure where two people promise to share everything, then spend the next 30 years arguing about thermostat settings, loading the dishwasher, and why there are 47 coffee mugs in the cabinet. This week, James and R tackle the wonderful, exhausting, hilarious institution known as marriage. From learning how to communicate without accidentally starting World War III to discovering that "I'm fine" is one of the most terrifying phrases in the English language, nothing is off limits. Join the Rejects as they swap stories about love, compromise, questionable decisions, household negotiations, and the strange realization that your spouse can somehow hear a bag of chips opening from three rooms away. Whether you've been married for 30 years, just tied the knot, or you're still trying to figure out why your partner leaves exactly one sip of milk in the refrigerator, this episode is packed with laughter, relatable moments, and enough marital chaos to make you feel completely normal. Because marriage isn't a fairy tale. It's a lifelong team project with no instruction manual.

    "Marriage!"

  2. Jun 12

    "Drive Thru Delights!"

    🌮🔥 "DRIVE THRU DELIGHTS!"🔥🌮 You ever open your drive-thru bag… and instantly know your night is ruined? 😑 Watch James absolutely LOSE IT over a Taco Bell order gone horribly wrong—missing items, mystery food swaps, and zero accountability. This clip is just a taste of the chaos coming your way. 🎙️ FULL EPISODE: “Drive Thru Delights”! Available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube 👉 Find all episodes, past chaos, and more at: https://www.grouptherapyrejects.com 😂 If a drive-thru has personally victimized you… we NEED to hear about it. 👇 DROP your worst drive-thru nightmare in the comments! #TacoBell #DriveThruFails #NewPodcast #PodcastRelease #ComedyPodcast #FastFoodProblems #FunnyClips #GroupTherapyRejects

    "Drive Thru Delights!"

  3. May 22

    "It's Our ANNIVERSARY!"

    We did it… somehow. Against all odds (and several strong opinions), Group Therapy Rejects has officially survived ONE FULL YEAR! 🥳 In this anniversary episode, James and R take a hilarious stroll down memory lane—revisiting the wildest moments, the most unhinged stories, and the times we probably should’ve hit “stop recording”… but didn’t. From unexpected confessions to laugh-until-you-snort highlights, nothing is off-limits. Expect behind-the-scenes chaos, a few “how are we still allowed to do this?” reflections, and plenty of the ridiculous energy that got us here in the first place. It’s part celebration, part roast, and 100% Rejects. Most importantly, this episode is for YOU—our listeners. Whether you’ve been here since day one or just stumbled into the madness recently, thank you for laughing with us, sticking with us, and proving that therapy is better when it’s a little unhinged. ❤️ So grab a drink, settle in, and celebrate one year of beautiful dysfunction with us. Trust us… it only gets weirder from here. 🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and YouTube!

    "It's Our ANNIVERSARY!"

  4. May 15

    "Honey Roasted Magpie!"

    In this laugh-out-loud episode, the Rejects turn up the heat and drizzle on the sweetness with a full-on Honey Roast of Magpie. That’s right… it’s all love, a little chaos, and just enough roasting to keep things deliciously unhinged. We dive into Magpie’s wonderfully weird world—her quirky habits, her hilariously specific fears (some of which may or may not involve everyday objects 👀), and the kind of stories that make you pause and ask, “Wait… this really happened?!” From unpredictable moments to side-splitting confessions, nothing is off-limits… but everything is said with love. Expect playful jabs, outrageous storytelling, and the kind of inside jokes that somehow feel universal. If you’ve ever had a friend whose personality deserves both a hug and a gentle roast, this episode will hit home. Come for the roast, stay for the heart, and leave wondering if you might be next. 😏🔥 🎧 Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and YouTube!

    "Honey Roasted Magpie!"

  5. Apr 30

    "The Burbs!"

    Welcome to another wildly relatable episode of Group Therapy Rejects — “The Burbs” — where the lawns look perfect, but the neighbors? Absolute chaos. In this laugh-out-loud podcast episode, we dive headfirst into the world of terrible, horrible neighbors… the ones who blast music at 2 AM, treat parking spots like territorial warfare, and somehow always have “projects” that never end. You know the type. The kind that makes you question your life choices every time you pull into your driveway. But here’s the twist: what if you’re the neighbor everyone whispers about behind closed blinds? 😏 Join the Rejects as we share hilarious stories about rude neighbors, nightmare suburban living, awkward encounters, and the petty battles that turn quiet streets into low-key war zones. From passive-aggressive notes to full-blown neighborhood drama, nothing is off-limits. Whether you’ve lived next to a nightmare neighbor or suspect you might be that person, this episode is packed with humor, relatable moments, and just enough chaos to make you feel better about your own situation. 🎧 Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube, and more 🌐 Visit https://www.grouptherapyrejects.com for full episodes and more content ENJOY!

    "The Burbs!"

  6. Apr 20

    "Gardening vs. Violence...The Choices We Make!"

    Gardening for Sanity: Why We Choose Plants Over Punching People 🌱😤 Feeling stressed? Overwhelmed? One minor inconvenience away from launching a rake into the sun? Same. In this hilariously unhinged yet oddly therapeutic episode, the Group Therapy Rejects go deep (literally) into gardening for mental health and why tending plants is way cheaper than bail money. We explore the fine art of choosing gardening over violence, including the questionable concept of “dead body” fertilizer (don’t worry… probably not what you think 👀), the stubborn onion that refuses to grow until winter like it’s on its own personal schedule, and the absolute chaos that comes with trying to keep anything green alive. Whether you're a seasoned plant whisperer or someone who has emotionally apologized to a dead succulent, this episode is packed with relatable humor, stress relief tips, and gardening fails that prove you're not alone. Expect laughs, a little dirt, and maybe even some accidental wisdom. 🌿 Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube, and more 🌿 Perfect for fans of comedy podcasts, mental health humor, and gardening disasters 🌿 Warning: May inspire sudden urges to buy plants instead of confronting your problems Because sometimes… the only thing standing between you and a breakdown is a tomato plant. ENJOY! www.grouptherapyreject.com

    "Gardening vs. Violence...The Choices We Make!"

  7. Mar 31

    "Honey Do!"

    🍯 Honey Do! – The List That Never Ends (But Somehow Multiplies) Ever hear “Hey babe, can you just…” and suddenly you’re the unpaid CEO of Chore Operations? Welcome to Honey Do! — the episode that takes a look into the legendary, never-ending “honey-do list” that mysteriously updates itself faster than you will ever finish the list! In this hilariously relatable episode, James and R unpack the chaos, comedy, and occasional confusion of being both the doer and the supervisor of household projects. From simple tasks that spiral into full-blown weekend sagas to the delicate art of pretending you definitely knew that was on the list, nothing is off-limits. And just when you think things couldn’t get more ridiculous… we’re bringing back a fan-favorite segment: “News of the Unbelievable” — because reality continues to outdo fiction in the weirdest ways possible. Whether you’re a list-maker, a list-avoider, or a list-accidentally-forgotten, this episode will hit home and probably make you laugh a little too hard at your own situation. 🎧 Listen to “Honey Do!” starting Friday, April 3 on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and YouTube! 👉 Don’t forget to subscribe, share, and tell us in the comments: What’s the most outrageous thing that’s ever ended up on your honey-do list?

  8. Mar 20

    "Butt Stuff!"

    Get ready to laugh, learn, and maybe clutch your butt a little. 🍑💩 In this special episode of Group Therapy Rejects, the Rejects take a slightly more serious detour… but don’t worry, the chaos is still alive and well. March is Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month, and the Rejects are diving into an important topic that affects thousands of people every year: colorectal cancer. One of the Rejects even has firsthand experience with the disease, making this episode both personal and powerful. But this is still Group Therapy Rejects, so you know things are going to get ridiculous. Along the way, the Rejects break down important facts, talk about symptoms, screening, and prevention… and then immediately derail the seriousness with one of their legendary games, sending the conversation completely off the rails. Expect laughs, questionable medical commentary, and the usual Rejects-level nonsense. 🎙️ In this episode, you’ll discover: • Why colorectal cancer awareness actually matters • Important facts everyone should know about colon cancer screening • Personal insights and experiences from the Rejects • A hilariously chaotic game that proves serious topics and comedy can coexist If laughter is the best medicine, the Rejects are writing a very strange prescription. 👉 Listen to Group Therapy Rejects on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube, and more. Because sometimes the best way to talk about serious stuff… is with a little ridiculousness. 🎧

    "Butt Stuff!"
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"Rarely Ever Right, Hardly Ever Wrong" Group Therapy Rejects is the podcast where no topic is safe and every opinion is up for debate. Join your hosts James "R" as they argue, rant, and disagree on everything from everyday annoyances to life’s bigger questions, all while managing to be mostly wrong (but still funny). If you’ve ever found yourself shouting at the radio or wishing your friends would just stop talking—this is your show. It's all about venting without a filter, offering hot takes with no research, and turning every conversation into a battlefield of sarcasm and self-aware chaos. So, if you're looking for deep insights or polished, thoughtful discourse—this isn’t it. But if you’re here for unqualified opinions, ridiculous arguments, and way too much yelling, welcome to Group Therapy Rejects. Grab your drink, strap in, and let’s argue about nothing!

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  • Creator
    James and "R"
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    27
  • Rating
    Explicit