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Chase Bernstein
  • 5.0 (14)
  • Stand-Up Comedy

Chase Bernstein tackles the minutiae of everyday life through a stream of consciousness filled bursting with humor, subtlety and passion. 

  1. 4d ago

    I've Been Bit Etc.

    A dilemma regarding the fate of my black, vintage Levi's jeans. A controversial orange juice take as well as the fact that... I've been bit. G to be back.  https://youtu.be/8dpqzO4jGg8

    38 min

  2. Mar 13

    Cauliflower Tacos Etc.

    An unprecedented stint at the Apple store in Corte Madera as well as a rollercoaster ride of a Meyer lemon offering. Rated W for wild.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPNX2qm22B4

    31 min

  3. Feb 16

    A Scalp Treatment Beach Pivot

    One of the wildest day in global history, recorded on the final day of September (2025) no less.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLjPhQUWGco

    32 min

  4. Jan 23

    The End of Pennies Etc.

    Not only are we not talking about the discontinuation of pennies enough, we're not talking about it all... until now. All that plus the unprecedented purchase of two wildly different pairs of shoes and some Nuggets discourse for good measure.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkQYwAym9Yg

    25 min

  5. 2025-12-11

    A Mispackaged Mist Etc.

    If you've ever been on the receiving end of a mispackaged mist... this one's for you. Trust that there's a perfect moment for everything and that includes picking up seven pairs of underwear from Bloomingdale's. God bless.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlhc0vnBiUw

    36 min

  6. 2025-11-24

    Hawaii etc.

    Getting my period/ being recruited to protect a resting monk seal/ operating a motor vehicle whilst in none other than Hawaii. The vibes are immaculate.   The book referenced is "Inner Excellence" by Jim Murphy

    38 min
  7. The End

    2024-05-28

    The End

    The end of Tik Tok and the beginning of a phenomenal/discounted hot chocolate. The end of the Nuggets- the beginning of a new era. Thank you to everyone who listened, rated, reviewed and subscribed. We'll always have musical interludes.

    37 min
  8. Live From The Verizon Store

    2024-05-15

    Live From The Verizon Store

    The legend that already is episode 152 was recorded mere minutes after absorbing one of the most underwhelming instances of hot chocolate I've participated in thus far and yet it didn't stop me from pouring my heart into recounting the journey that was acquiring my new phone from a freshly opened Verizon store. All this plus the brutal honesty of Reddit.

    25 min
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About

Chase Bernstein tackles the minutiae of everyday life through a stream of consciousness filled bursting with humor, subtlety and passion. 

Information

  • Creator
    Chase Bernstein
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    160
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Composed
  • Show Website
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