Kung Fu Hare: Audio Adventures

Esa Myllylä

Dive into the action-packed world of Kung Fu Hare: Audio Adventures! Join Hare, a carrot picker turned legendary warrior, and his mentor Master Mouse as they defend their village with carrot nun-chacos and hilarious kicks. Created by Esa Myllylä—prolific author of 200+ stories with a 4.3 + stars rating on Google Play—this series for ages 8+ features singing donkeys, ninja bats, and epic showdowns. Experience cinematic storytelling full of heart and humor that readers have already fallen in love with!

  1. 5D AGO

    This is Not Goodbye. This is a new beginning!

    ⁠something is listening!⁠ ⁠Something is Listening Kids⁠

    4 min

  2. FEB 14

    Episode 24 - The Grey Shadow's Test

    Esa Myllylä - Listen on Spotify - Linktree EsaMyllyla Lnk.Bio · link in bio In this charming installment, the Hare faces a mysterious challenge from the "Grey Shadow," a master of stealth who begins playing harmless but humbling pranks on the village. To pass this ultimate test of awareness, the Hare must look beyond his physical senses and master the deeper lessons of "Invisible Presence" taught by Master Mouse. It is a thoughtful tale about patience, intent, and the true meaning of being "enough".

    6 min

  3. FEB 7

    Episode 23 - The Silent Striker of the Bamboo Forest

    Esa Myllylä - Listen on Spotify - Linktree The village’s festival preparations are interrupted when a legendary master, the Beaver of Bamboo, begins felling the forest's finest stalks with single, perfect strikes. As Boss Badger fumes over the "sabotage," the Hare realizes he cannot outsmart or outfight this phantom presence. To protect the grove and the festival, the Hare must move beyond his dreams of glory and learn a humbling lesson about discipline, precision, and the true meaning of craft.

    6 min
  4. Episode 22 - The Vine of Vexation

    JAN 31

    Episode 22 - The Vine of Vexation

    Esa Myllylä - Listen on Spotify - Linktree The peaceful Valley of Singing Stones faces a peculiar new threat: a massive, intelligent plant that thrives on petty interference. Led by the cunning mantis Stemstalk, the Vine of Vexation uses the villagers' own energy and frustration against them. When traditional Kung Fu fails, the Hare must learn a vital lesson from Master Mouse about non-resistance. To save his home, the Hare adopts an unpredictable, paradoxical strategy to outsmart a foe that feeds on conflict.

    7 min

  5. JAN 28

    Episode 21 - The Great Grumble Bee Swarm

    Early Access, bonus stories and more! When a cloud of grey-striped Grumble Bees descends upon the village, their monotonous drone spreads a plague of "mild, contagious dissatisfaction". The Hare and Spinning Fox must execute a hilariously clumsy "heist" to reclaim the community's joy. By orchestrating a moment of pure, undeniable absurdity, they attempt to disrupt the negative resonance of the swarm and replace a collective grumble with a life-affirming giggle.

    6 min

  6. JAN 24

    Episode 20 - The Bell of Beginner's Mind

    For early access and bonus episodes A mysterious visitor named Bell arrives in the village, bearing a simple brass bell that possesses a startling power. Each chime strips away the "clutter of knowing," leaving the inhabitants to face a world without their hard-earned expertise. As the Hare struggles with his lost identity, he must learn that unlearning is not a loss, but a liberating doorway to discovery. It is a journey from pomposity to the honest foundation of a fresh start.

    6 min

  7. JAN 21

    Episode 19 - The Feast of Forgetting

    Early Access and bonus stories and episodes! In a world suddenly drained of color and emotion, the Hare must face Wilbur the Wombat, whose grey mist turns everyone’s passions into beige indifference. When standard heroics fail against such overwhelming apathy, the villagers attempt to spark their fading spirits through the power of flavor. By cooking dishes tied to their most vibrant, specific memories, they aim to create a shield of joy strong enough to reclaim their colorful lives.

    7 min

  8. JAN 17

    Episode 18 - The Mirror of Master Mouse

    Support Esa Myllylä Esa Myllylä - Listen on Spotify - Linktree This story was available for early access on my Ko-fi page 48 hours before this official release.In this episode, the Hare’s perfect dreams of discipline are shattered when he discovers Master Mouse in a state of uncharacteristic despair. After discovering a legendary "Teacher’s Mirror" that remains stubbornly blank, the Hare fears he has failed as a student. To save his master’s heart, the Hare must prove that true learning isn't about achieving flawless perfection, but about embracing growth, friendship, and one's own unique, "hare-brained" path to wisdom.

    7 min
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Dive into the action-packed world of Kung Fu Hare: Audio Adventures! Join Hare, a carrot picker turned legendary warrior, and his mentor Master Mouse as they defend their village with carrot nun-chacos and hilarious kicks. Created by Esa Myllylä—prolific author of 200+ stories with a 4.3 + stars rating on Google Play—this series for ages 8+ features singing donkeys, ninja bats, and epic showdowns. Experience cinematic storytelling full of heart and humor that readers have already fallen in love with!

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