109 episodes

Hosted by brothers Chris & Matt D’Elia, Lifeline is an advice show for problems of all shapes and sizes— from the petty to the painful. Whether it be about sex, family, money, the meaning of life, or anything else you have questions about— Chris & Matt got you covered.

Lifeline Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

    • Comedy
    • 4.8 • 104 Ratings

Hosted by brothers Chris & Matt D’Elia, Lifeline is an advice show for problems of all shapes and sizes— from the petty to the painful. Whether it be about sex, family, money, the meaning of life, or anything else you have questions about— Chris & Matt got you covered.

    Reverse Plummet

    Reverse Plummet

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    ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.
    May 14th! Come to our live show at Irvine Improv! TICKETS
    🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
    ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
    Today, we're talking Rod Smart, people who out other peoples' Tourette's, theories about Aaron Eckhart, strategies for resting bitch face, the appropriate and acceptable distance to say hello to someone else, and how to be friends with weirdos.
    🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
    🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
    🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
    💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
    📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
    More LIFELINE:
    Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
    Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline
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    • 1 hr 2 min
    Operation Chill

    Operation Chill

    ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.
    May 14th! Come to our live show at Irvine Improv! TICKETS
    🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
    ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
    Today we're talking about a new word for hangnails, what the right word for "lunch" is, advice for a NOLA trip/traveling alone, advice on being approachable, and how to juggle obligations when you have an upcoming baby, 
    🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
    🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
    🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
    💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
    📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
    More LIFELINE:
    Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
    Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline
    Ryan's links:
    youtube.com/@pillowtalkwithryan
    instagram.com/itsryanpownall
    instagram.com/pillowtalkwithryan
    tiktok.com/@pillowtalkwithryan
    twitter.com/pillowtalkwryan
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    • 1 hr 11 min
    The OF Whisperer (w/ Ryan Pownall)

    The OF Whisperer (w/ Ryan Pownall)

    ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.
    May 14th! Come to our live show at Irvine Improv! TICKETS
    🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
    ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
    Today we talk about unsolicited parenting advice, a Snapchat love triangle, pestering pregnancy questions, and what advice would you give to the 25-your-old you?
    🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
    🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
    🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
    💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
    📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
    More LIFELINE:
    Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
    Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline
    Ryan's links:
    youtube.com/@pillowtalkwithryan
    instagram.com/itsryanpownall
    instagram.com/pillowtalkwithryan
    tiktok.com/@pillowtalkwithryan
    twitter.com/pillowtalkwryan
    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    • 1 hr 8 min
    Don't Wanna

    Don't Wanna

    ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.
    May 14th! Come to our live show at Irvine Improv! TICKETS
    🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
    ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
    Today we talk about unsolicited parenting advice, a Snapchat love triangle, pestering pregnancy questions, and what advice would you give to the 25-your-old you?
    🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
    🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
    🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
    💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
    📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
    More LIFELINE:
    📸 Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
    💃 Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline
    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    • 1 hr 4 min
    Into The Realness

    Into The Realness

    ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.
    May 14th! Come to our live show at Irvine Improv! TICKETS
    🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
    ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
    Today we talk about the proper way to text a long story (in short texts or long ones?), wearing Apple Vision Pro in public, a cultural statue of limitations, and Chris saw Zone of Interest.
    🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
    🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
    🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
    💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
    📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
    More LIFELINE:
    📸 Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
    💃 Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline
    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    • 1 hr 10 min
    It's So Changing

    It's So Changing

    ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.
    🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
    ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
    🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
    🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
    🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
    💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
    Get your tickets for the Lifeline LIVE show May 14th at the Irvine Improv! Today we talk about the dreaded word fumble that you'll never forget about, romantic money spending, being harrassed while shopping (why are they sucking the cranks of Big Grocery?), and when a good start to a relationship falls victim to unfortunate circumstances. Also, wiping before a shower?
    📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
    More LIFELINE:
    📸 Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
    💃 Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline
    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    • 1 hr 6 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
104 Ratings

104 Ratings

Danby Russell White ,

The best.

The best podcast.

keatswiththedancingfeets ,

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Only for those who contain multitudes

BKJ aka The Real Kid ,

Make podcasts great again

Please do something more permanent with Callen.
TMP is still the funniest thing that exists online.

<3

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