Welcome back to Living Understaffed, where time isn’t real, everyone is dehydrated, and productivity is mostly a rumor. This week, Sarah & Erika are joined by indie author Eisley Rose for round two of beautiful chaos, and somehow we cover all of this in one episode: 🧠 ADHD side quests (cleaning one thing turns into reorganizing your entire life) ✈️ Planes, trains, automobiles, and storage units that cost more than rent 🍞 Sourdough starters with old-lady names 🐕 Dogs eating sweatpants and surviving purely on vibes 📚 Writing dystopian, action-packed, feminist-rage-fueled books that actually make you feel something Eisley walks us through her Glitched series, a genre-bending dystopian saga featuring modern-day Spartans, secret civilizations, revenge arcs, mythology, romance, rage, and women who absolutely do not wait to be rescued. We talk writing process, rejection, self-publishing, playlists for fight scenes, accidental kink leaks, and why “say my name again” is the line. 🔥 Also discussed: • Why writer’s block is fake (for Eisley, at least) • Third-person POV supremacy • Emotional damage as a literary device • Men who want to be called “good boy” (unprompted) • Why being direct isn’t being mean • Darkness, light, and absolutely no compliment sandwiches This episode is for anyone who’s ever felt understaffed, overstimulated, underestimated, or one minor inconvenience away from becoming a vigilante. Listen now before we reorganize something unnecessarily and forget what we were doing in the first place. 💅📖🚨 Affiliate Shoutouts Because Capitalism Still Exists: If you enjoyed this episode and want to support the pod without emotionally overextending yourself, check out our affiliates in the show notes. 🎧💸 Grab a $15 Instacart credit for your first order (because grocery stores are a sensory nightmare), stock up on things that make life easier, and help us keep the lights on, the mics hot, and Erika marginally hydrated. As always, using our links helps support Living Understaffed at no extra cost to you—and we appreciate you more than our unfinished to-do lists appreciate us. ❤️ LINKTREE: https://linktr.ee/understaffedpod Are you interested in the Good Boy Special???? Check out our Linktree for more information. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/living-understaffed/donations