Lore On Tap

Lore Distillery
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Lore on Tap blends fandom and booze in the nerdiest way possible. From butterbeer and blue milk to mead, potions, and spice, we explore the drinks and substances that fuel our favorite worlds. Expect deep dives, fan theories, and ridiculous in-universe ads that make every episode feel like it’s broadcast straight from the tavern. Grab a glass and join us as we distill fandom, shake it up, and serve it on the rocks.

  1. MAR 12

    E16 - Hazmat Kingdom: Zachary Returns from Disneyland to Testify

    Zachary went to Disneyland and somehow came back with the timing of a man who visited the park during a literal hazmat incident. So this one-er is less a trip recap and more sworn testimony: what he drank, what he survived, and how close the Happiest Place on Earth came to becoming the Most Procedurally Concerning. Inspired by the March 10 backstage incident near Star Tours, because apparently even Disneyland can have an “unknown odor” day.

    13 min

  2. FEB 25

    E15 - We Didn’t Change, You Did (South Park)

    South Park has been yelling at everyone since 1997. Somehow, it’s still yelling. This week, we ask the very calm and reasonable question: did South Park age well… or did the rest of us just get weird? We break down the early shock years, the era where everything became a meta-commentary, and the modern Randy-dominated timeline where confidence is more important than accuracy. Is “equal opportunity offense” still satire or just loud neutrality? Did culture catch up to South Park, or did South Park become culture? No solutions. Just opinions. Loud ones. Hydrate. It’s commentary.

    1h 4m

  3. FEB 10

    E14 - Tailgate Lore: A Post Super Bowl Quickie

    We just crawled out of the Super Bowl and into The Fourth Quarter Inn to decompress the only way we know how: with drinks and nerdy mythmaking. Whether you watched every second or only showed up for halftime, we’ve got a five-minute speed run recap of the night’s biggest vibes; plus the official pairing: High Noon and a Paloma.

    10 min

  4. JAN 27

    E13 - Twisted Metal: Make a Wish. Regret Everything

    In this episode of Lore On Tap, Hunter and Zach dive headfirst into the chaos of Twisted Metal, the TV series that turned vehicular combat, killer clowns, and apocalypse trauma into one of the most surprisingly thoughtful adaptations in recent memory. We break down the lore beneath the explosions, why Sweet Tooth works as both comedy and horror, and how Calypso’s tournament is really just a wish gone wrong waiting to happen. Along the way, we light our drinks on fire, argue about which characters are which drinks, and uncover why desire, not violence, is the most dangerous thing in this universe. Buckle up.Make a wish.Regret everything.

    56 min

  5. JAN 13

    E12 - One Drink to Rule Them All: The Fellowship Fest Drinking Tournament

    Tonight on Lore On Tap, Hunter and Zach take the Lord of the Rings movies and do the one thing Tolkien never asked for: turn the Fellowship into a full-blown sports-style drinking tournament. We run a five-stop “Grand Tour” across Middle-earth’s most iconic vibes, Shire endurance, Bree chaos, Rohan horn energy, Moria stout stamina, and Rivendell elegance, then seed a bracket to crown the true champion. Along the way: scouting reports on every competitor, a simple Ranger’s Highball you can make in minutes, wildly unhinged in-universe commercials, and a Prancing Pony event that goes catastrophically off the rails. Who actually wins when the rules are consistent and the snacks are plentiful, Gimli’s stone-liver stamina, Sam’s endurance meta, Legolas’s suspicious poise, or Aragorn’s quiet competence? Hydrate. Eat something. And if you feel the urge to monologue, maybe check for arrows.

    1h 4m

  6. 2025-12-30

    E11 - Last Save Before Midnight

    It’s New Year’s Eve; the moment when clocks reset, promises get made, and some choices quietly lock in forever. This week on Lore On Tap, Hunter and Zach dive into Cyberpunk 2077 and Red Dead Redemption 2 to talk about video games that warn you politely before everything changes… and what happens when you ignore them. One game lies to you about time. The other already knows you ran out. Along the way, they break down invisible decision flags, irreversible consequences, and why some stories hurt more when they don’t give you a second chance. Plus, they raise a glass with a neon Blood in the Chrome cocktail and a campfire-honest Four Peaks Golden Lager, argue about regret, and wonder whether anyone ever actually reloads the save. If this is your last save before midnight… are you okay with it?

    43 min

  7. 2025-12-16

    E10 - Die Hard is Officially a Christmas Movie? (And Other Drunk Holiday Truths)

    It’s Christmas at Lore On Tap, which means cozy vibes, questionable opinions, and a frankly dangerous number of holiday movies. Hunter and Zachary crack open some whipped vodka creations and a very on-brand Cutwater White Peppermint Russian as they dive into the messy, nostalgic world of Christmas... and Christmas-adjacent... films. From the “you HAVE to watch this” classics (Elf, Muppet Christmas Carol, Home Alone) to chaotic outliers like Die Hard and “this totally counts, trust me” picks, they try to answer the only question that matters: what actually makes something a Christmas movie? Along the way, you’ll get: The official Lore On Tap “Christmas Movie Recommendation.” Hot takes on beloved holiday staples Confessions about weird personal December watch traditions And a full lineup of absurd in-universe ads, including North Pole HR, Nakatomi party insurance, and Krampus & Claus mediation services Grab a drink, press play, and prepare to defend your favorite festive comfort movie with your whole chest.

    1h 5m

  8. 2025-12-02

    E9 - Stranger Things Happen When I Drink

    Stranger Things meets D&D meets total meta chaos. A Hawkins basement campaign goes off the rails—and we’re drinking along with it. 2 goofy sponsor spots and 5 wacky upside-down commercials will have you wishing you drank more.

    46 min
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Lore on Tap blends fandom and booze in the nerdiest way possible. From butterbeer and blue milk to mead, potions, and spice, we explore the drinks and substances that fuel our favorite worlds. Expect deep dives, fan theories, and ridiculous in-universe ads that make every episode feel like it’s broadcast straight from the tavern. Grab a glass and join us as we distill fandom, shake it up, and serve it on the rocks.

Information

  • Creator
    Lore Distillery
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    16
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Lore Distillery
  • Show Website
    Lore On Tap