On "Pardon My Take," Big Cat & PFT Commenter deliver the loudest and most correct sports takes in the history of the spoken word. Daily topics, guests, and an inability to tell what the hosts might be doing will make this your new favorite sports talk show. This is a podcast that will without a doubt change your life for the better- guaranteed, or your money back. *Pretend a reggaeton air horn is going off right now* PMT.
Lions HC Dan Campbell, NHL/NBA Playoffs, Plus Monday Reading On What Animals You Could Kill
The playoffs are finally here. We talk NBA playoff scenarios and games we're most looking forward to (3:26 - 19:29). NHL Playoffs have begun and PFT and Hank are in rivalry week (19:29 - 25:23). Preakness happened and Baffert is out( 25:23 - 28:42). Who's back of the week including beer bats and everyone being back (28:42 - 40:06). We welcome on Lions Head Coach Dan Campbell to talk about his plans as a new Head Coach, what he learned as an interim in Miami, his introductory press conference, being an alpha and more (40:06 - 76:52). We finish with a Monday reading on a survey of what animals most American adults think they could kill.
Kenny Mayne, Randy Moss And Blake Bortles Is A Packer
Blake Bortles signs with the Packers to mixed show reviews (3:01 - 8:32). NFL schedule release and notable games (8:32 - 22:11). Hank and PFT Mayor’s bet for Caps/Bruins (22:11 - 28:35). Randy Moss joins the show to talk Baffert and Preakness Picks (28:35 - 44:41). Kenny Mayne joins the show to talk about the end at ESPN for him, his favorite moments, memories and sports media (44:41 - 91:29). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week
Pete Prisco On Tebow, Baffert Excuse Bingo + Mason Gordon The Inventor Of Slamball
Bob Baffert excuse bingo rages on and we're totally on his side (3:23 - 11:34). NBA talk, Russ Westbrook and remembering Colt Brennan (11:34 - 22:57). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including pussy kazoos (22:57 - 42:26). Pete Prisco joins the show to talk Tim Tebow and what the hell are the Jaguars doing, plus Aaron Rodgers, and the best NFL Draft fits (42:26 - 70:53). Mason Gordon, the inventor of Slamball joins the show to talk about the sport, how it's coming back, how he created it and more (70:53 - 106:36). We finish with FAQ's and some nut tapping stories.
Dan Haren, Medina Spirit Is A Junky, And Hank vs Jake
We start the show trying to clear the air from a SHOCKING event last week between Jake and Hank (3:24 - 11:25). Medina Spirit got caught doping and Bob Baffert's explanation is hilarious (11:25 - 26:51). Who's back of the week including dick punching, Canelo Alvarez and Rory McIlroy (26:51 - 47:21). Our good friend Dan Haren joins the show to talk some baseball, no hitters, his dear pug that passed away, avoiding the dentist and pimping home runs (47:21 - 86:54). We finish with Embrace Debate with DK Metcalf and Dogecoin update after Elon Musk's SNL appearance.
Chargers Head Coach Brandon Staley, Tom Wilson Fight Night And Fyre Fest Of The Week
Elon Musk is hosting SNL and we help him out (3:24 - 5:55). Tom Wilson fight night at MSG. Schefter gives context to the Aaron Rodgers drama and Blake Bortles may sign with the Packers (5:55 - 28:57). LA Chargers Head Coach Brandon Staley joins the show to talk about his football journey to LA, coaching some of the best players, Bolt Man, and a new Football Guy term for our repertoire (28:57 - 67:37). We finish by ripping a few card packs and Fyre Fest of the Week.
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