Patio Lanterns

Patio Lanterns
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Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.

  1. 6D AGO

    Kelowna Shore!

    OUR NEW FAVORITE SHOW - Patio Lanterns High S2E2 - Discussing Canada Shore, episodes 1 through 3 - Could Canada Shore use a Kurt or Ryan to mix things up? - Fast X: Part 2, now titled "Fast Forever" FINALLY has a release date ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    1h 5m

  2. JAN 22

    Jake Sully Wants a Wife

    UNOBTANIUM? Kurt has set his sights on the world of reality TV. Ryan takes on Bryan Johnson - the self-proclaimed healthiest man on the planet. Canada Shore premiering soon and we are set to talk to ya about it! Jake Sully is building an army of children to fight back against golf course developers on Pandora. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    1h 11m

  3. JAN 6

    The Solution

    RETURN TO PATIO LANTERNS HIGH Holiday recap. Ryan's New Year's resolution. Bursting with creativity. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    49 min

  4. 2025-12-21

    Slop Drop

    MERRY CHRISTMAS Kurt & Ryan get together in person for the annual dinner with Raud. Jason Bourne is not an interesting guy. Cinnabon finally cancelled. Ryan learns how to use his podcast mic.  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    1h 15m

  5. 2025-12-05

    Jason Bourne vs Alien

    JESUS CHRIST THAT'S JASON BOURNE Derrick is an ugly name. Randy receives a 4-month warning. Kurt's Christmas faux pas on the phone with his mortgage broker. We need your help to get Haliey Welch on the podcast. Catch Zootopia 2 in a theatre near you.  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    1h 2m

  6. 2025-11-18

    Resident Evil Randy

    #6 LEBRON JAMES Kurt's an uncle: shaping a future Lebron James fan and Lanternite. Randy and the thrill of the kill. Mice falling from the sky! Entering a flow state. More resident evil.  ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    51 min

  7. 2025-11-08

    Halloween Heartbreak

    YOU SHOULD BE DEPRESSED IN NOVEMBER The Blue Jays blew it. Kurt is all in on Christmas. Randy attempts to lure more children to his home on Halloween. Alien: Earth. No chocolate innovation in 100 years. The Ostrich situation in BC is addressed. ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    1h 11m

  8. 2025-10-23

    My Restless Dreams

    IN MY RESTLESS DREAMS, I SEE THAT TOWN Kurt searches the haunted east coast. Ryan forages mushrooms and boot stomps in the barns. Randy is not impressed by "athlete" Shohei Ohtani. Kurt stars on a different podcast! ----more---- Catch us LIVE on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    52 min
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Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.

Information

  • Creator
    Patio Lanterns
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2026
  • Episodes
    221
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright Patio Lanterns
  • Show Website
    Patio Lanterns