Rapid Flames Podcast

Vance Michel
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Rapid Flames Podcast is a podcast hosted by Vance Michel. Listen to Vance Michel (Comedian) ramble on about the hot topics of the week, Pro Wrestling and other stuff that interest Vance

  1. JAN 15

    MDMA ICK & HOME ALONE IN FLAMES 🔥 EP.180

    In this episode of the Rapid Flames Podcast, Vance and Saba talk about authenticity in podcasts, A woman murdered in Minneapolis by ICE, and Daniel Stern's Legal troubles and more 00:00 - Some podcasts begin a fake jolly mode before starting a podcast 00:23 - Vance Michelle welcomes Saba J to the podcast 03:38 - Vance says sometimes he'll do something to somebody and then forget it 07:03 - The only reason why they keep coming back is for the crack 09:39 - It's like Walmart and whatever. You're a corporation. Oh, yo, you know what 09:52 - Home Alone star Daniel Stern gets arrested for allegedly soliciting a prostitute 13:33 - Home Alone store busted in California after cops say he used hired help 14:07 - Daniel Stern was cited for allegedly trying to hire an escort 17:02 - You can't be a pimp, but you can't get caught 20:13 - I respect women. Matter of fact, I, I say this a lot on podcast 26:28 - Vance Michelle recommends cheap wine because it's good for the heart 29:41 - If you snorted rockets in fifth grade, you ended up doing drugs 33:09 - My dad smoked, and he actually rolled his own cigarettes 36:24 - You're always surprised by how long crackheads are still alive 39:32 - Robotos: Good casting for role Models, good cast 41:49 - I love using old words. I was using goodbye bottom the other day of fact 44:53 - It's the Grammarly that got me. Once I wrote that joke, I felt like I actually wrote 46:05 - All lives matter. Remember when we were signed, say, black lives matter 49:34 - White people don't like the cause that she went down for 52:44 - You gotta watch Police Academy. Are you saying Police Academy should be watched today 55:25 - Yo, you gotta binge the same shows. Right now I'm binging house, right? 56:29 - Rapid Flames podcast

    59 min

  2. JAN 8

    FRIEND REQUEST FOLLIES & VENEZUELA VEXATIONS IN FLAMES 🔥 EP.179

    Join Vance and his stand-in co-host Saba Jakeman as they dive into the complexities of modern friendships, the absurdities of social media, and the wild world of adult entertainment. With their signature humor, they explore what it really means to be "friends" in the digital age, discuss the intricacies of Saba's new job in the industry, and share hilarious anecdotes about their experiences. Expect a mix of candid conversations and unexpected insights as they tackle everything from the challenges of performing stand-up comedy to the latest pop culture happenings. Get ready for a hilarious ride! 00:00 - Rapid Flames podcast is hosted by Vance Michelle and Saba Jakeman 03:55 - Comedian says his day job is more shameful than being a comic 07:29 - Can you keep it up two hours? Can you not have STDs 07:39 - Liam Neeson should have been in porn, Phil says 11:00 - The Gooners are fun though. They have humor. They're more interesting to talk than other accounts 13:06 - Jerking off before heart attack slowed down my heart rate, man 15:50 - I'm managing the Filipinos and learning English. But at first it's nerve wracking 19:24 - Porn is not consumed as much over there as it is over here 21:25 - Apparently Venezuela got the largest crude oil 24:46 - Donald Trump allegedly kidnapped a Venezuelan man, sparking conspiracy theories 27:36 - Why you think LA is up right now under Schwarzenegger 29:31 - Well, Venezuela president, I'm just gonna say, good luck 32:09 - Vito Blaze Song 38:40 - Professor Cast: What is Cosby doing now? I have no clue 41:09 - Were you a fan of Bill Cosby's stand up 42:19 - What was your favorite thing of 2025? What did you think 44:34 - Your hot take for 2025 is that you've been a lazy 46:33 - Telling people about the host thing too. You know how much stressful it adds to me 50:31 - Stand up as your therapy, you're just stand up for therapy 52:16 - Okay, well, speaking on that turn, let's get to my 2025 predictions 52:47 - So my take for the 2025. What's your favorite thing for 2025 54:49 - Hosting has helped me write new jokes, so that's been fun 58:10 - black people in between takes 59:35 - Dave says people need to calm down over Nicki Minaj controversy 01:02:54 - Rapid Flames podcast is hosted by Vance Michel & Saba Jakeman

    1h 5m

  3. 2025-12-25

    DIDDY DOCUMENTARY DRAMA & BILLIONAIRE BIZARRE IN FLAMES 🔥 EP.178

    With their signature humor, the duo explores a range of topics, from the absurdities of reality TV to the blurred lines of morality in the adult film industry. They tackle the controversial indecent proposal made by Blueface, question the dynamics of modern relationships, and even touch on the legacy of wrestling legends like John Cena and Mick Foley. Expect plenty of laughs, candid conversations, and a dash of chaos as Vance and D. Ninja Base Cat throw flames on everything from pop culture to personal anecdotes. 00:00 - Make sure you look into the video, man. Never look at the screen. Okay? I mean, that's when you see 01:26 - Vance is currently watching the Diddy documentary Fire. Three episodes. It's gut wrenching 04:32 - Cassie got that nasty in her, uh, you know what 07:38 - A place like this where they had so much baby yogurt 09:11 - Bradley says he attended one expensive party where there were human ornaments 12:40 - Man, that joke sucks, man. For me, it makes me feel uncomfortable for anybody 15:21 - I've seen a popular porn star use the N word in her scene 18:42 - Did Sasha Gray say some like that? Sasha Gray? Yeah. I did. I'm pretty sure it was okay 21:44 - We gonna take a commercial break to discuss some more topics 23:33 -Vito Blaze Track 29:02 - Shouts out to Coffee Talk for promoting Atlanta and Jason Love's porn 32:20 - The love don't work in porno, son, right? 34:01 - Blueface threw an indecent proposal because he got a dog 36:42 - John Cena's last match Saturday was touching, some people cried 39:04 - Mankind just quit wrestling, right? No, he didn't quit 43:02 - WWE is always going to be associated with America, no matter president 45:59 - Mick Foley said he's not reconsidering coming back to WWE 50:12 - Rapid Flames podcast features Vance Michel and Daniel Jeremiah

    52 min

  4. 2025-11-21

    TRUMP ORAL WOES & CLONED MEAT IN FLAMES 🔥 EP.177

    Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter, introspection, and unfiltered opinions as Vance throws flames on the latest happenings in pop culture and beyond! 00:00 - Six, seven. What does this mean? All means 6, 7. What do you mean 00:43 - People are mad at Big Sean for leaving Jhenae Aiko 03:58 - Jhenae Aiko was married before she met Big Sean 08:35 - Jhenae Aiko reportedly dating rapper Big Sean 13:33 - Big Sean messed up with Janae, but y' all shouldn't be mad 16:57 - Method Man was making pictures at the jets game on November 9 21:43 - Imagine if you grew up watching Pokemon and you go to all Pokemon events 29:06 - Just Blaze has a special out on YouTube called Just Blaze Comedy Special 31:13 - Reports that Trump allegedly sucked Bill Clinton's penis are circulating on the street 36:03 - Canada recently allowed the sale of clone cloned animal meat 41:29 - Don't clone the prices with the clone meat 43:20 - Cardi B receive her fourth child 47:30 - Vance says good sex can either ruin you or boost your focus

    51 min

  5. 2025-11-11

    KLAY BENCHED & WESTSIDE WWE DRAMA IN FLAMES 🔥 EP.176

    00:00 - It's just me, Uce Don't be looking for any other co host 00:59 - Vance: Christian rock seem to dumped whoever she was with once blue face came home 08:22 - Vance says he doesn't like jail for anybody 11:49 - Max B. is coming home this week after 20 years in jail 16:30 - Nelly and Ashanti are reportedly still together 21:11 - You could listen to Big Sean because I'm sure Big Sean is making mad music 27:04 - Once the season started, Clay Thompson stopped performing like he used to 31:17 - Klay Thompson about to be traded, which is crazy 36:06 - Westside Gun gets kicked out of WWE over alleged copyright infringement 41:14 - Akon recently got divorced from his wife after 20 odd years 46:47 - Put everything in your dog's name when you buy a house

    50 min

  6. 2025-10-28

    AI TAKEOVER & KARDASHIAN BUSH PANTIES IN FLAMES 🔥 EP.175

    In this episode of the Rapid Flames Podcast, Vance Michel, also known as Vito Blaze, takes the mic solo to share his unfiltered thoughts on the intersection of artificial intelligence and creativity. He opens up about his personal journey post-heart attack, reflecting on the challenges of living life to the fullest while managing health concerns. With his signature humor and candidness, Vance discusses the implications of AI in music and film, highlighting the potential threats it poses to authentic artistry. As he dives into the world of AI-generated content, Vance critiques the mediocrity that seems to be taking over creative industries, questioning what this means for true talent and originality. He also touches on the latest celebrity news, including Kanye West's evolving relationship with his daughter North and Kim Kardashian's controversial new product featuring faux pubic hair. Expect a mix of laughter, deep insights, and a sprinkle of chaos as Vance navigates through the absurdities of life, pop culture, and the ever-looming presence of AI in our daily lives. 00:00 - Vance Michel starts Rapid Feelings podcast 02:58 - Rapid Flames podcast features talk about artificial intelligence 06:30 - Sora is an artificial intelligence that can create music without limits 11:11 - AI could really sneak in for creativity now because mediocrity is accepted 18:25 - Daniel: AI could replace mediocre food reviewers with mediocre mediocrity 21:55 - Why isn't AI helping society on some real positive issues 24:31 - Kim Kardashian recently said Kanye West is a good baby daddy 29:21 - Vito Blaze Track 32:07 - Vito Blaze is the first email rapper out here 37:38 - One thing I can't believe I'm seeing in my life right now is fake hair on panties 42:19 - Kim K. makes skim panties that look like caveman genitalia 44:51 - Bad Bunny says he wants George Strait for the Super Bowl halftime show 48:21 - Nikki has serious beef with Roc Nation 50:06 - Rapid Flames predicts AI will take over the next Super Bowl halftime show

    54 min

  7. 2025-10-09

    DIDDY iN CLUB FED & BAD BUNNY IN FLAMES 🔥 EP.174

    In this episode of the Rapid Flames Podcast, Vito Blaze takes the reins solo and dives deep into the latest celebrity news and personal anecdotes. Kicking things off with a fiery discussion about Diddy's recent sentencing, Vito breaks down the complexities of jail time and the stark differences between state and federal prisons. He shares his unfiltered thoughts on Diddy's situation, speculating on how long the music mogul might be behind bars and the implications of his actions.   The conversation takes a personal turn as Vito recounts his own recent health scare, detailing the alarming moments leading up to a heart attack and the lessons he's learned about life, kindness, and the importance of support from friends. With humor and raw honesty, he reflects on the value of being nice to others, regardless of the circumstances.   As the episode unfolds, Vito also touches on the ongoing feud between Cardi B and Nicki Minaj, offering his take on their rivalry and the impact it has on their fans. Expect a blend of humor, personal insights, and thought-provoking commentary as Vito navigates through the chaos of celebrity culture and his own life experiences. Get ready for another engaging episode filled with candid moments and plenty of laughs!   00:00 - Vance Michel says I'm about to start the podcast by myself 05:14 -  Three years outside of the world is way better than three years inside 10:59 - You asked Donald Trump for a pardon. Who asked for that? 12:20 - President Trump says Puff Daddy asked him for a presidential pardon 17:20 - Last Saturday I had a crazy heart health scare last, uh, Saturday 22:07 - Vance says he suffered a heart attack after smoking too many cigarettes 27:59 - underwent triple bypass surgery after suffering from a heart attack 32:23 - Be kind to that person because you never know 37:42 - It's getting crazy and nasty between Nikki and Cardi B 41:06 - I hope Jay Z is doing the super bowl halftime again 46:06 - Jay Z becomes Beyonce's manager and then becomes owner of Brooklyn Nets 48:15 - Cardi B refused to get on the show with Bad Bunny 53:51 - Jay Z should resign from role of appointing super bowl musicians

    56 min

  8. 2025-09-21

    AB VIOLIATIONS & TSIP IN FLAMES 🔥 EP.173

    In this episode of the Rapid Flames Podcast, Vito Blaze and DK Ultra reunite in the studio to share their latest thoughts on life, love, and the absurdities of modern relationships. The duo kicks things off with a candid discussion about mental health and financial stability, navigating the ups and downs of adulthood. Vito shares his thoughts on the hit show "The Summer I Turned Pretty," diving into the complexities of teenage relationships and the rise of 'fuck girl' culture. They also touch on the latest celebrity gossip, including Cardi B's pregnancy announcement and the implications for Offset, all while keeping the conversation light and humorous. Expect a mix of insightful commentary, personal anecdotes, and plenty of laughs as they explore the chaos of life and the entertainment world. Get ready for another episode filled with raw honesty and relatable moments! 00:00 - Had to deal with some financial reasons, mental health reasons 02:09 - Daniel Jeremiah: I'm watching a show called Summer I Turned pretty 05:04 - You stopped being with Conrad because you felt like you heard Jeremiah 07:38 - I saw a picture where I saw Cardi and Nicki hugging 09:05 - Since we talk about Cardi though, she pregnant, fourth kid 13:11 - Stephan Diggs says Cardi B is a real hustler 15:07 - I'm looking for stable guy. I'm just looking for a STABLE guy 16:40 - People also want to talk about Dame 17:10 - Charlemagne and Dame Dash have been going back and forth lately on Breakfast Club 22:34 - Ab allegedly coked up prior the podcast 25:51 - Adrian should have taken that Def Jam deal?! 30:44 - Vance Michel hosts the world's smallest comedy night in downtown Montreal 36:53 - Some of the media is getting controlled...... 41:30 - McCain's masala fries are the best 45:13 - Why do Black Americans not like Caribbeans or Africans 48:55 - A lot of Kendrick fan base is white.  52:47 - Charlie Kirk's wife is on a mission 56:12 - Ben and Jerry. They sold out, man. So what y'think y'all sold out 59:31 - Outro

    1h 1m
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Rapid Flames Podcast is a podcast hosted by Vance Michel. Listen to Vance Michel (Comedian) ramble on about the hot topics of the week, Pro Wrestling and other stuff that interest Vance

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  • Creator
    Vance Michel
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    179
  • Rating
    Explicit
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