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The Betchelor is a Bachelor recap podcast presented by Kay Brown and Chris Burns of Betches Media.. This weekly podcast follows the latest episodes and makes fun of all the ridiculous things the contestants say and do – because honestly, why else watch the show if not for the commentary? For more info check out weekly recaps from Bachelor alums at Betches.com or their Instagram, @betchelorpodcast.

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    • 4.4 • 399 Ratings

The Betchelor is a Bachelor recap podcast presented by Kay Brown and Chris Burns of Betches Media.. This weekly podcast follows the latest episodes and makes fun of all the ridiculous things the contestants say and do – because honestly, why else watch the show if not for the commentary? For more info check out weekly recaps from Bachelor alums at Betches.com or their Instagram, @betchelorpodcast.

    Bennett Vs. Noah: The Fight We'll Never Care About

    Bennett Vs. Noah: The Fight We'll Never Care About

    Kay and Chris return to recap what may in fact be the most boring episode of “The Bachelorette” so far this season. They begin by asking whether or not “Dancing With The Stars” is rigged after Kaitlyn Bristowe edges out Nev for the top spot on the show. Next, they run down every painful moment that Kenny the boy band manager is on screen and explain why he’s the cringiest guy left on the season. Later, they react to ABC airing Ivan’s candid moment discussing police brutality and prison violence in regards to his formerly incarcerated brother. Finally, they discuss the teaser for Matt James’ season and try to figure out where in the New England hell it's being shot.

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    • 45 min
    Chasen Needs To Delete His Account

    Chasen Needs To Delete His Account

    This week Kay and Chris are joined by Maria and Fran of the “Chicks In The Office” podcast to recap week 2 of Tayshia’s official season. They begin by discussing how COVID has turned every group segment into a shirtless sport competition between the men. Next, they discuss how Chasen’s Tik Tok is proof enough that he’s clearly only on the show for followers. Later, they discuss Ed’s decision to not get in the ring with Chasen during the boxing match date. Finally, they discuss the tease for Matt James’ upcoming “Bachelor” season.

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    • 46 min
    Who TF Is Ed?

    Who TF Is Ed?

    This week Kay and Chris are joined by hosts of the “Your Favorite Thing” podcast, Wells Adams and Brandi Cyrus for a recap of Tayshia’s first episode of "The Bachelorette”. They begin by talking about how Tayshia’s arrival has breathed a breath of fresh air into the current cast of guys. Next they break down the new handful of guys added to the group with Tayshia taking the lead. Later they discuss Tayshia’s decision to skip the rose ceremony and the cocktail party. Finally they break down Tayshia’s first one on date with Brendan.

    • 52 min
    How To Lose 10 Guys In 1 Day

    How To Lose 10 Guys In 1 Day

    Kay and Chris return after a long delayed episode of “The Bachelorette” to bring you a recap during the most chaotic season ever. They begin by discussing Chris Harrison’s BDE while confronting Clare about blowing up the show, next they give their mixed feelings on Dale’s proposal and Clare’s reaction, finally they discuss their predictions and hopes for Tayshia.

    • 33 min
    Can Someone get Yosef a Xanax?

    Can Someone get Yosef a Xanax?

    This week Kay and Chris are absolutely GAGGED after all the insane action on this week’s turning point episode of “The Bachelorette”. They begin by discussing Clare’s overall off putting rude behavior towards all the men that aren’t Dale. Next they discuss Clare’s very strange decision to smell Dale’s pants on national television. Later they discuss the one on date with Zach J and his horribly awkward and aggressive attempt to steal a kiss. Finally they discuss the tease of the century as Tayshia is finally poised to take over as the Bachelorette.

    • 44 min
    Who Runs The World? Dale.

    Who Runs The World? Dale.

    Kay and Chris are back to recap week two of the Bachelorette, starting with Clare forcing the love language thing a little too hard and touting her superhuman sense of smell (even though it failed her). Next, they talk about the awkward cocktail hour where no one wanted to steal Clare away from the group. Then they dive into the campfire moment that turned into a therapy session and the group date that turned into a game of strip dodgeball. They also react to Blake’s aggressive interruption (complete with a rejected kiss) and discuss how obvious Dale’s frontrunner status feels after only two episodes.

    • 40 min

Customer Reviews

4.4 out of 5
399 Ratings

399 Ratings

Burt 1 ,

Love love love

I’ve been listening for awhile and love this pod, thought I would miss Derek ... but ... I don’t ... so happy Chris (I wanna be his Bestie😍)is with Kay now ... seriously...LOL every show. Much love from Canada!

RonaldWeasley97 ,

THE COMMERCIALS ARE TOO LOUD

They’re way too loud. It’s startling and hurts your ears.

Other than that Chris is 1000x better than Derek.

clairek73 ,

Not funny

I was looking for new Bachelor podcasts to listen to for this season and came across this one. It’s really not funny at all. Low energy. Carrie is definitely the funniest one and Kay almost barely laughs at his jokes which is kind of awkward. I would recommend the Viall files or Chatty Broads to anyone looking to listen to some good Bachelor recaps.

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