The Boyscast with Ryan Long

The Boys

Official Podcast of the Boys - If you're a chick keep cruising sister. Hosted By the CEO of the Boys: Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy and the man the legend Danny Polishchuk @dannyjokes. Ryan and Danny go through the wildest articles and more.

  1. 4 HRS AGO

    Jada Pinkett Smith Keeps Getting Worse, The Pope Vs Trump, & What the F&^% is MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+?

    Jada Pinkett Smith continues to ruin Will's life, new Pope is weak on crime, and Canada adds even more letters to the LGBTA acronym.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST for 10% off Marek Health & Diagnostics Dose - Go to https://dosedaily.co/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST to get 35% off your first month subscription Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit   Upcoming Shows:  Portland - May 1-3 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14  Detroit - May 15-16  Lansing - May 17 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5  Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong   Danny Shows: Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th East Providence, RI - May 17th Brooklyn, NY - June 4th Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th https://dannycomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters: 00:00 - Wrap up the war / Cuba 04:14 - Allbirds shoe company pivots to AI 06:21 - My 600 lb life star Dolly Martinez dead at 30 08:37 - Punk at the Park founder discovered to be Trump donor 09:35 - Sabrina Carpenter hates muslims 13:20 - Iran war being fought through memes 14:43 - Israelis dine and dash during missile sirens 16:54 -  Trump at war with everyone 18:12 - Trump vs. Pope 26:47 - Pope is weak on crime 27:58 - AD - Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST for 10% off Marek Health & Diagnostics 29:29 - AD - Dose - Go to https://dosedaily.co/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST to get 35% off your first month subscription 31:07 - Cool guy / Nice girl theory 43:58 - Christians in a tough spot 45:11 - Does America have the most types of people? 47:04 -  Wrapping up Pope stuff 48:39 - Migrants in Britain Gayming the system 55:28 - Canada turns LGBTA acronym into a Strong Password 1:04:10 - AD - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts 1:06:02 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit 1:07:46 - Boomers ruining Canada 1:09:38 - Jada Pinkett Smith can't stop ruining Will's life 1:19:07 - Swalwell & Shkreli 1:23:30 - Inside the Femosphere 1:31:53 - Secretarymaxx your girl 1:48:24 - Wrap up

    1h 49m
  2. APR 10

    Trump Decides a Whole Civilization Won't Die Anymore & Another Female Founder Goes to Jail

    The Apocalypse is postponed, Orgasmic Meditation founder was up to no good, and HuffPo says Trump may be a narcissist.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free daily greens per box AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs   Upcoming Shows:  Portland - May 1-3 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14  Detroit - May 15-16  Lansing - May 17 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5  Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong   Danny Shows: Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th East Providence, RI - May 17th Brooklyn, NY - June 4th Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th https://dannycomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters: 00:00 - Power Plant & Bridge Day / Iran 05:31 - Trumps crazy tweets 09:16 - Orange Dust 10:13 - "Civilization" tweet 11:18 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 11:43 - How to invest in light of DJT apocalypsing an entire civilization? 16:07 - "MAGA" Podcasters 18:04 - Tucker's not having it 20:53 - MAGA Shop losing sales due to Iran war 25:00 - HuffPo claims Trump may be a narcissist 27:23 - Is the ceasefire happening or not? 29:25 - AD - Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns 31:16 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free daily greens per box 32:45 - Forbes 30 under 30 for women is a direct pipeline to jail 36:27 - Orgasmic Meditation founder gets 9 years in iron bar hotel 49:50 - Boyscast Suckmeoff Pilates 1:01:54 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:03:22 - Newsom's wife concerned about young men being radicalized 1:09:39 - Alien talk 1:18:35 - Byron Noem's main gal goes on press tour 1:20:40 - Influencers face an uphill battle convincing women to be frugal 1:37:11 - Wrap up

    1h 38m
  3. APR 2

    The Insane Secret Life of Kristi Noem's Husband and his Fake Boobs

    Kristi Noem's husband has a bimbofication fetish, the NDP conference in Canada is WILD, and women share how to detect if your man is a liberal   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Me Undies - Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off and free shipping Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription   Upcoming Shows:  Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Portland - May 1-3 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14  Detroit - May 15-16  Lansing - May 17 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5  Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong   Danny Shows: Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th East Providence, RI - May 17th Brooklyn, NY - June 4th Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th https://dannycomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters: 00:00 - No Kings funniest moments 10:04 - Kristi Noem's husband is freaky 14:35 - Prayer energy drink 18:39 - DATES - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 19:11 - Noem's husband cont'd 22:22 - Lindsay Graham is a Disney adult 24:17 - No Kings articles 27:35 - Druski v. Erika Kirk 33:56 - AD - Me Undies - Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off and free shipping 35:34 - Gang check-ins 40:10 - NDP conference in Canada is WILD 56:23 - Special Ed teacher admits to banging 2 students 1:00:25 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription 1:02:02 - JD Vance says aliens are demons 1:06:08 - Patriot babe honey trap 1:08:20 - Comedian sued over Lion King lie 1:11:24 - UK Police warn 'there is no safe way to strangle' 1:16:44 - How to tell if your man is liberal 1:33:25 - Wrap up

    1h 34m
  4. MAR 27

    A Pastors Viral Article on his 'Promiscuous Wife' Backfires & A Hit Piece About US!

    A Pastor shares a bit too much of his personal life in viral tweet, Danny gets in hot water for a naughty tweet, and an epidemic of midlife women disgusted by their husbands.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Nic Nac - Go to https://nicnac.com/boyscast to get 20% off your purchase Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit   Upcoming Shows: Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5  Ryanlongcomedy.com   Danny Shows: Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters: 00:00 - Danny's spicy tweet 13:27 - Blogs moralizing 20:12 - Drawn-on freckles 21:16 - Campaign promises vs. reality 24:06 - Cenk 28:01 - Erika Kirk 30:13 - AD - Nic Nac - Go to https://nicnac.com/boyscast to get 20% off your purchase 31:52 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets 32:25 - Pastor virgin vs. Hoe 47:38 - Jesus was a pimp 52:43 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit 54:17 - Midlife women are disgusted by their disgusting husbands 1:08:10 - UK disability fraud 1:13:04 - Bloggers vs. Norris 1:18:47 - Woman marries river 1:20:01 - Help my wife won't let me sniff her panties 1:25:10 - Wrap up

    1h 26m
  5. MAR 21

    Iran's New Gay Ayatollah 2.0 & Everyone Loses Their Minds Over The Manosphere Documentary

    Is the new Ayatollah gay? Louis Theroux's latest documentary takes the internet by storm, and Trump forces his cabinet to wear clogs.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Dose - Go to https://dosedaily.co/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST to get 35% off your first month subscription Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts Babbel - Go to https://babbel.com/boyscast to get up to 60% off your subscription Mint Mobile - Go to http://mintmobile.com/boyscast to get 50% off unlimited premium wireless    Upcoming Shows: Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5  Ryanlongcomedy.com   Danny Shows: Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489

    1h 39m
  6. MAR 17

    Tarantino Forced to Defend N-Words & RFK's Alleged Harem | Joey Avery

    Stand up comedian Joey Avery joins the boys to discuss Tarantino putting Rosana Arquette in her place, RFK's harem and how to hack taxes.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a PREMIUM episode every week plus bonus content!   Upcoming Shows: Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5  Ryanlongcomedy.com   Danny Shows: Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters: 00:00 - Joey Avery Live in San Francisco - Go to https://youtu.be/t4xlXat3ck4 to watch! 02:08 - EDM 05:47 - Gen Z 10:21 - Questions from Patreon / San Francisco 11:53 - Working with Vince Vaughn 17:25 - Acting as a comedian 24:19 - Daniel Ratcliffe is the boy invited to the girl's sleepover 32:07 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets 32:41 - No common cultural touchstones / Tax life hack 37:43 - Tucker's latest merch 41:00 - ADHD 45:14 - Having a kid 52:14 - PATREON - Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a PREMIUM episode every week plus bonus content! 52:31 - Tarantino vs. Arquette 56:31 - Tig Notaro 58:14 - RFK's harem 1:03:08 - Onlyf*ns boom 1:07:41 - Bands

    1h 19m
  7. MAR 13

    Teacher Fired for Saying Fat Women Are Cheap Dates, Women's Day Backfires & Iran War Chaos

    Protect wacky teachers! Primal scream session for Women's day in NYC, and weeks into the Iran war.   Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit Cheers Health - Go to https://cheershealth.com and use promo code BOYSCAST to get 20% off your order AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs   Upcoming Shows: Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5  Ryanlongcomedy.com   Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters: 00:00 - Feeling like Y2K 05:29 - Gen Z has no culture 08:15 - NYC Bomb threat 14:46 - Airlines banning headphone dodgers 17:50 - Racism is back 20:59 - Taking the word back 33:44 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year 35:20 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit 37:13 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 37:45 - San Francisco teacher on leave for fat shaming math questions 47:41 - Women's CEO ETF 55:30 - Primal screaming women in NYC 59:25 - Female megachurch pastor 1:03:49 - AD - Cheers Health - Go to https://cheershealth.com and use promo code BOYSCAST to get 20% off your order 1:05:59 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:07:36 - Ryan's dad went to jew school 1:09:30 - Almost 1/3 of gen Z men say a woman should obey her husband 1:16:33 - Illegal French paternity tests 1:18:45 - NYC Dine and Dash influencer ruled too insane for trial 1:21:07 - Petri dish of human brain cells plays Doom 1:22:48 - When delivery drivers lose their jobs to robots 1:26:51 - How to spot a MAGA coded restaurant 1:32:22 - Glenn Beck speaks to George Washington 1:38:30 - Wrap up

    1h 39m
  8. MAR 5

    The Cryatola is Dead and The War With Iran Begins

    Iran struck by US and Israel igniting war, a shooting in Austin, and Rabbi Shmuley asks 'Is God antisemitic?'   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Nic Nac - Go to https://nicnac.com/boyscast to get 20% off your purchase Mint Mobile - Go to http://mintmobile.com/boyscast to get 50% off unlimited premium wireless  Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off and free shipping Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit   Upcoming Shows: Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5  Ryanlongcomedy.com   Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489

    1h 35m
4.9
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260 Ratings

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Official Podcast of the Boys - If you're a chick keep cruising sister. Hosted By the CEO of the Boys: Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy and the man the legend Danny Polishchuk @dannyjokes. Ryan and Danny go through the wildest articles and more.

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