The Intellectuals

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We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. Adam's Life Of Intrigue

    2D AGO

    Adam's Life Of Intrigue

    In this episode of The Intellectuals, the crew—Guido, Nick "Big Sexy," and Adam—dives deep into the chaotic and often confusing world of Adam's life. From his mysterious "gift-retrieval" mission that resulted in a $90 loss (for a free pillow?) to his questionable gambling "principles" and run-ins with international travel laws, nothing is off-limits. We also discuss the "Manosphere" documentary, the science of the thymus gland, and why Adam thinks he can outsmart US Border Patrol with a letter from his employer. It's a rollercoaster of justifications, deflections, and hilarious stories that only Adam could deliver. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and hit the notification bell for more comedy and podcast highlights! We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis​ 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 9m
  2. Gambling, A Bigger Van & Dating Older Women

    MAR 27

    Gambling, A Bigger Van & Dating Older Women

    Welcome back to another episode of The Intellectuals! Today on the Pantelis Comedy network, we’re diving into the absolute chaos of adulting, career pivots, and the high-stakes world of speed dating. From Adam’s quest to upgrade from a warehouse worker to a big van driver (bigger is better, right?) to the team breaking down the dos and don'ts of dating in your 40s, nothing is off-limits. We’re talking about everything from the "perfect" first date at an affordable Italian spot to the controversial benefits of dating older women. Plus, we get into some heavy world news, the "war on sexuality," and why a Greek shipping tycoon might be the ultimate gambler. If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to sit in on a conversation that jumps from comic book investments to the geopolitical landscape of the Middle East—all while trying to figure out if you should grow a goatee—this is the episode for you. In this episode: The Big Van Dream: Adam’s medical exam and his future as a shuttle bus driver. Speed Dating 101: We roleplay a 5-minute date. Does Adam have the "edge"? Dating Standards: Blonde vs. Redheads, intelligence vs. "robustness," and the 10-year age gap rule. Financial Fails: Dealing with debts, the trap of sugar mamas, and why you should never go into business with the wrong people. Global Chaos: Updates on the Iran-USA tension, the "Straight of Hormuz" blockade, and the decline of the empire. Food Debates: Is Haitian food better than Jamaican? Oxtail vs. Curry Goat. Don't forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and hit the bell icon so you never miss a rant. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis​ 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 5m
  3. A Murder of Clowns

    MAR 20

    A Murder of Clowns

    The Intellectuals are back! Guido Grasso and George Assily get into a chaotic deep dive into the vault of "Totally Tasteless Jokes" from the 1980s. From the heights of 80s bestseller lists to the absolute bottom of offensive humor, we’re reading the jokes that would get everyone canceled today. We also talk about Adam’s mysterious "date," George’s wild stories from the Ottawa comedy scene, and Guido's' run-ins with sketchy talent agents. Plus, we debate the best (and worst) of Montreal, why sugar shack season is the best time of year, and why you should never trust a clown. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis​ 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 18m
  4. Adam's Broken But Whole

    MAR 13

    Adam's Broken But Whole

    The Intellectuals are back for another round of comedy, questionable stories, and life advice nobody asked for. In this episode, Adam’s suspicious triple bathroom break before the recording, and why George is currently "on assignment" in Ottawa. We also dive into some wild '90s wrestling facts involving Vince McMahon, Hulk Hogan, and the Hell’s Angels at Madison Square Garden. Plus, we talk about the dangers of 17,000-calorie cookie challenges, the extinction of fireflies, and the time Adam allegedly spent business time in the back of a car with a "stashed" weapon. It’s a mess, but it’s our mess. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis​ 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 14m
  5. Brain Rot, Movie Debates & Grocery Store Chaos

    MAR 6

    Brain Rot, Movie Debates & Grocery Store Chaos

    Welcome back to another chaotic and hilarious episode of the Intellectuals! This week, the crew dives deep into the modern phenomenon of "brain rot" and tries to decipher the latest slang. Things get heated as the guys rank their Top 5 movies and books—with mixed results (and some questionable memory). You won't want to miss Nick’s legendary impressions, ranging from a Jamaican Godfather to a "Native guy outside Hurley's," or the wild story of George’s confrontation with a "pistachio-selling" shopper at Maxi. We also get an update on Adam’s spring break activities (or lack thereof), a discussion on the future of AI in music, and some truly bizarre conspiracy theories. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis​ 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr
  6. The Fellator is Back!

    FEB 27

    The Fellator is Back!

    The long-lost member of the crew is finally back! In this episode of The Intellectuals, the gang reunites with Adam after a period of "aggressive negotiations." We dive deep into Adam's wild history, from the true story behind his "house arrest" to a hilarious (and slightly concerning) Top 5 list of his wackiest travel moments across the globe. We’re covering everything from: Adam’s unexpected return to the studio. Wild travel mishaps involving trains in the Czech Republic and stolen rental cars in Arizona. Deep dives into current events, from Mexico’s cartel situation to the latest in celebrity news. A look into Adam’s "criminal" record and the "principle" of crossing the border. Sit back and enjoy the chaos as the full team is back together for some unfiltered comedy and questionable life advice. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis​ 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 11m
  7. CLAUDIO RETURNS!

    FEB 20

    CLAUDIO RETURNS!

    In this episode of The Intellectuals, Claudio makes his long-awaited return to the studio! We dive into everything from his new Mandalorian half-sleeve tattoo to the unexpected benefits of cold plunges and saunas. The conversation takes some "intellectual" turns as we discuss celebrity legal cases, the evolution of social media, and our personal theories on history and health. Plus, we explore the strange world of "Disney adults" and the extremes of modern food culture. Stick around as we share stories about first-time smoking experiences, wrestling nostalgia, and the challenges of dating in your 30s. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis​ 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 10m
  8. EPSTEIN FILES, TRAIN TICKETS & THE OPIE & ANTHONY FAMILY TREE

    FEB 13

    EPSTEIN FILES, TRAIN TICKETS & THE OPIE & ANTHONY FAMILY TREE

    Guido Grasso & George Assily are back for another episode of The Intellectuals! Today, the guys break down the latest "predictions" from Groundhog Day, a hilarious correction regarding an Uber driver confrontation, and George’s recent run-in with Quebec transit law enforcement. We also take a dark and comedic dive into the top 5.5 things learned from the newly released Epstein files, discuss the surprising influence on 4chan, and map out the "Family Tree" of the Opie and Anthony universe, from Legion of Skanks to Gas Digital. Stick around for the end where we revisit some of the cringiest voicemails in radio history and check in on how our favorite 90s icons are aging. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis​ 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 14m
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We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Channel
    PANTELIS COMEDY
  • Creator
    Pantelis Comedy
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    261
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Pantelis Comedy
  • Show Website
    The Intellectuals
  • Provider
    Pantelis Comedy

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