This show has the sturdy nature of a Douglas Fir whilst having the bendyness of a yellow Willow. It’s bendy as a Hawthorne whilst stout as a Wallnut. It’s bark can be used as a chewing tinture or an ointment; its roots can be puureed into a turgid suuffllee.
I will recommend this PoodCaat to all of my 27 cousins (I only have 22 cousins).