This Ain't Fortune Telling

Claudine

Forget crystal balls and vague predictions—this is tarot with both feet on the ground. This Ain’t Fortune Telling is for anyone craving clarity, not prophecy. Join Clo for live readings, intuitive yet practical insights, and deep dives into tarot’s imagery and symbolism. No gurus, no gatekeeping—just you, your intuition, and the cards. Come for the tarot. Stay for the truth

Episodes

  1. FEB 6

    Episode 8 - The Hermit

    Episode 8 — The HermitWisdom, Solitude, and the Light You Carry In this episode of This Ain’t Fortune Telling, Claudine (Clo) is joined by Victoria for a deep, thoughtful exploration of The Hermit. Together, they unpack the symbolism of The Hermit, moving beyond the idea of isolation and into the card’s true medicine: wisdom, introspection, and inner guidance. This conversation invites listeners to slow down, turn inward, and notice what becomes available when we stop searching for answers outside ourselves. The episode also explores why so many of us resist solitude, how journaling and reflection support self-discovery, and how to recognize the difference between healthy withdrawal and avoidance. Through a live tarot reading, Clo and Victoria illustrate how The Hermit often appears during periods of recalibration. Moments when life is asking us to pause, listen, and reconnect with our own lived wisdom. Importantly, this episode reframes solitude as something that can coexist with community, creativity, and support, reminding listeners that going inward doesn’t mean going alone. 🔮 In This Episode, We Explore:The symbolism and deeper meaning of The Hermit cardWhy The Hermit invites slowing down rather than disengagingHow inner guidance differs from external validationResistance to solitude and the fear of self-discoveryJournaling as a tool for reflection and clarityThe difference between restorative solitude and avoidanceWhy The Hermit often appears during major life recalibrationsThe role of community support during introspective phasesHow creativity can emerge in quiet, reflective seasons✨ Key TakeawaysThe Hermit symbolizes wisdom, perspective, and inner guidanceSolitude can be a powerful catalyst for personal growthJournaling supports deeper self-reflection and clarityResistance to Hermit energy often comes from fear of what we might findThe Hermit invites us to slow down and listen inwardHealthy solitude restores; avoidance drains — awareness mattersThis card often shows up when life needs recalibrationCommunity and solitude are not opposites — both are necessaryCreativity often flourishes during introspective periodsThe Hermit encourages us to trust our lived experience🎧 Live Reading HighlightThis episode includes a live tarot reading that explores how The Hermit can guide us in understanding our purpose, honouring quiet seasons, and recognizing the support available to us, even when the work feels inward. 💜 Connect & Explore FurtherClaudine (Clo) 🌐 Website: https://thisaintfortunetelling.com📝 Blog, calendar, and offerings available on the website🔮 Book readings and one-on-one work directly through the siteLooking for Victoria? You can reach her via text at Taurus Moon Tarot - 514-893-6906 If this episode resonated, consider following the show, sharing it with someone who’s in a reflective season, or leaving a review to help others find it. Until next time —trust what’s showing up, and pull with intention. 🃏✨

    29 min
  2. JAN 23

    Episode 7 - The Chariot and Strength

    Momentum and Mastery on the Fool’s Journey In this episode of This Ain’t Fortune Telling, Claudine (Clo) is joined by guest Meaghan for a grounded, embodied exploration of two powerful tarot archetypes: The Chariot and Strength. Together, these cards explore what it really means to move forward/. Not through force or hustle, but through intention, self-awareness, and nervous system regulation. This conversation reframes momentum as something that must be sustainable, and strength as something rooted in presence rather than control. Through teaching, real-life application, and a live tarot reading, this episode invites listeners to examine how they make decisions, how they relate to discomfort, and how curiosity can soften fear during times of transition. As always, tarot here isn’t about predicting the future. It’s about understanding the energy you’re working with so you can choose how you meet it. In This Episode, We Explore: Tarot as a tool for clarity, not prediction The Chariot as agency, direction, and conscious choice Strength as inner authority and emotional regulation Why movement without regulation leads to burnout How hustle culture clashes with nervous system needs What it means to choose a path and release other options Why curiosity can ease fear of the unknown The importance of acknowledging emotions rather than suppressing them How self-awareness supports meaningful personal growth Key Takeaways Tarot clarifies energy, not fate The Chariot represents agency and the responsibility of choice Strength teaches presence, regulation, and inner steadiness Sustainable growth requires intention, not force Hustle culture often ignores the body’s limits Choosing one path means letting others go Curiosity is a powerful ally during transitions Emotional experiences are meant to be felt, not bypassed Regulation comes from staying present with discomfort Self-awareness is essential when navigating change Live Reading Highlight This episode includes a live tarot reading focused on moving forward with confidence — offering insight into how to balance direction with emotional capacity during moments of uncertainty and transition. Keywords Tarot, The Chariot, Strength, Self-Discovery, Intimacy, Somatic Sexology, Emotional Regulation, Decision Making, Nervous System, Personal Growth Sound Bites “Tarot clarifies energy, not fate.” “Choosing a path means letting other options go.” “Curiosity is a powerful tool for growth.” Connect & Learn More Claudine (Clo) — Host Website: https://thisaintfortunetelling.com Blog, calendar, and offerings: available on the website Readings & one-on-one work: book directly through the site Support the work: Buy Me a Coffee (linked on the website) Meaghan — Guest Somatic Sexologist & Intimacy Coach Meaghan’s contact info: somaticaintimacycoaching.ca venusianwomb.com

    34 min
  3. JAN 9

    Episode 6 — The Hierophant & The Lovers

    Choosing Your Truth Without Abandoning Your Values In this episode of This Ain’t Fortune Telling, Clo is joined by guest host Tara for a grounded, honest conversation about two powerful archetypes in the Fool’s Journey: The Hierophant and The Lovers. Together, these cards ask some of the biggest questions we face as we grow: Who taught you what’s “right”?Which beliefs did you inherit without choosing?And how do you choose alignment without betraying your values — or yourself?This episode explores the tension between tradition and choice, external authority and inner truth, and what it really means to live with integrity. 🔮 In This Public Episode, We Explore:The Hierophant as tradition, belief systems, and inherited rulesThe Lovers as conscious choice, alignment, and values-based decisionsHow family, culture, religion, and “shoulds” shape our livesWhy The Lovers is not about romance — but about integrityThe difference between honoring tradition and staying stuckHow to choose yourself without burning everything downClo and Tara bring these archetypes into real life through honest reflection, lived experience, and grounded conversation. 🎧 Public Live ReadingThis episode includes a live tarot reading in response to the listener question: “I feel torn between what I was taught is right and what I know I want.How do I make this decision without betraying myself or others?” The reading focuses on clarity, self-trust, and aligned decision-making — without prediction or pressure. ✨ Key TakeawayYou can honor where you came from without living there forever.This isn’t about rebellion — it’s about integrity. 💜 Connect & Learn MoreClo — Host🌐 Website: https://thisaintfortunetelling.com🎧 Patreon & extended episodes: https://www.patreon.com/ThisAintFortuneTellingTara — Guest HostTaraT.inspire@gmail.comIf this episode resonated, consider: Following the podcastSharing it with someone navigating a big decisionLeaving a review to help others find the showUntil next time —Trust what’s showing up.Pull with intention. 🃏✨

    35 min
  4. 2025-12-26

    Episode 5 — Closing the Chapter: 2025 Reflections & A Tarot Look Ahead to 2026

    ✨ EPISODE SUMMARYBefore we rush into a new year, this episode invites you to pause. After revisiting the opening arc of This Ain’t Fortune Telling, from The Fool’s leap to the polarity of intuition and structure, Clo reflects on what 2025 truly asked of us and how those lessons shape the year ahead. This is not a prediction episode.It’s a grounding, reflective conversation about participation, choice, and meeting your life with intention. You’ll be guided through a powerful New Year tarot spread designed to help you release what no longer belongs to you and orient yourself toward 2026 with clarity, not pressure. 🔮 IN THIS EPISODEA reflective look back at Episodes 1–4 and the archetypal themes they introducedWhat 2025 revealed beneath the surface — energetically and emotionallyWhy the New Year isn’t a “clean slate” (and why that’s a relief)A 5-card New Year Orientation tarot spreadHow to work with tarot as a practice instead of a prediction toolA reframing of intention, participation, and choice for 2026🃏 THE NEW YEAR ORIENTATION SPREADYou can pull this spread anytime — now, later, or seasonally throughout the year. What 2025 is leaving me withWhat I’m ready to release from 2025The core theme of 2026How to work with this energyWhat wants to grow in 2026✨ Extended interpretations and journaling prompts are available on Patreon. 🌙 EXTENDED EPISODE (PATREON)In the extended version, Clo: Pulls her own cards for 2026 using the same spreadExplores the collective archetypal energy of the year aheadShares guidance on how to revisit this spread throughout 2026Offers deeper teaching on using tarot as an ongoing reflective practiceThis space is slower, more nuanced, and designed for those who want to go deeper with the cards. 🖤 ONE QUESTION TO CARRY INTO 2026“What am I being asked to participate in right now — and what am I no longer meant to carry?” Return to this question whenever you pull cards this year. 🔗 SUPPORT THE SHOWIf this episode resonated with you: Follow This Ain’t Fortune Telling on your podcast appLeave a review or ratingShare this episode with someone who might need itTo access extended episodes, tarot spreads, journaling prompts, and behind-the-scenes teachings, join us on Patreon. 👉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/ThisAintFortuneTelling👉 Website: https://thisaintfortunetelling.com👉 Email: claudinelascelle@hotmail.com ✨ FINAL NOTEThis isn’t about predicting your future.It’s about choosing how you meet it. Trust what’s showing up.Pull with intention. And let the cards support your clarity — not replace it.

    12 min
  5. 2025-12-12

    Episode 4 - The Empress and The Emperor

    Episode 4 — The Emperor & The Empress (with Victoria) Come for the tarot, stay for the truth. In this episode of This Ain’t Fortune Telling, Clo and co-host Victoria sit down with two of the most talked-about archetypes in the deck: The Emperor and The Empress. We look at how these cards show up as structure vs. softness, boundaries vs. nourishment, strategy vs. creativity—and why you actually need both energies to build a life that feels solid and alive. We talk about patriarchy, parent wounds, over-giving, control freak tendencies, and what it really looks like to “be in your power” without steamrolling yourself or anyone else. If you’ve ever felt like you’re either doing too much or not enough… this one’s for you. Go deeper with This Ain’t Fortune Telling🎧 Listen & follow the podcastFollow, rate, and review This Ain’t Fortune Telling wherever you listen. It helps more people find the show. 🌙 Join us on PatreonWant the extended Emperor & Empress convo, extra prompts, and monthly collective readings? Tier 1 – The Curious Fool: Early access + monthly collective pullTier 2 – The Tarot Coven: Extended episodes, extra teachings, spread library & monthly raffle for a free readingTier 3 – The High Priestess’ Table: Deeper dives, seasonal rituals, quarterly live circles & more👉 Join the coven on Patreon: patreon.com/thisaintfortunetelling ☕ Buy Clo a coffeeIf the show has supported you and you want to say thank you in a simple way:buymeacoffee.com/thisaintfortunetelling 🌐 WebsiteShow notes, updates, and more about Clo’s readings & coaching:https://thisaintfortunetelling.com 📩 Get in touch / book a readingQuestions, feedback, story for the show, or want to book a reading?Email Clo at claudine@thisaintfortunetelling.com Looking for Victoria? You can reach her via text at Taurus Moon Tarot - 514-893-6906 If this episode hits home, follow the show, leave a review, and share it with a friend who’s learning to balance power and softness. And if you want to go deeper with The Emperor & The Empress in your own life, you’ll love this month’s Patreon extras.

    27 min
  6. 2025-11-28

    Episode 3 - The Magician & The High Priestess

    Guest Host: Meaghan In this episode, Clo explores the powerful tension — and partnership — between the Magician and the High Priestess. One is the tarot’s master of tools, action, and manifestation. The other is the keeper of intuition, inner knowing, and the space between. Together, they show us how to move through life with both clarity and trust. Joining Clo is special guest Meaghan, a Somatic Sexologist and Intimacy Coach who helps women reconnect with the pleasure, power, and wisdom of their bodies. Her work blends psychology, the Somatica® Method, sensual embodiment, and womb alchemy. She’s the perfect guide to explore how we balance doing with listening, action with intuition, and effort with surrender. ✨ In This Episode• What the Magician teaches about tools, action, and creating momentum• What the High Priestess reveals about intuitive wisdom, silence, and inner truth• How these archetypes work as partners rather than opposites• The tension between “doing” (study, technique) and “knowing” (intuition) in tarot• How these energies show up in real life: relationships, career, creativity, and personal growth• Meaghan’s grounded insight on recognizing when it’s time to act vs. when it’s time to listen Note: The full, extended version of this episode — including deeper teaching, journaling prompts, and bonus discussion — is available exclusively to Patreon subscribers. 🔮 Practical Tool from the EpisodeThree-Card Spread: Balancing Magician & High Priestess EnergyCard 1 — What action is needed (Magician)Card 2 — What intuition is whispering (High Priestess)Card 3 — How to balance the two 💭 Reflection Question for ListenersWhere in your life do you need the Magician’s tools — and where do you need the High Priestess’s trust? 💜 Support the Show & Stay Connected• Follow on Spotify or Apple Podcasts• Join the This Ain’t Fortune Telling Facebook group• Get deeper monthly support, spreads, and the extended episode on Patreon• Tip the show via Buy Me a Coffee• For questions, reading requests, or episode ideas: claudine@thisaintfortunetelling.com Contact Meaghan at: somaticaintimacycoaching.ca venusianwomb.com

    41 min
  7. 2025-11-21 · BONUS

    Bonus Espisode 2 - Between The Fool & The Magician

    ✦ Episode Summary ✦Every journey has a heartbeat between the leap and the landing — the moment after we say yes but before anything makes sense. In this short episode, Clo explores the sacred space between The Fool and The Magician — the pause where instinct turns into intention. If you’ve been in that strange limbo between starting and seeing results, this is your reminder that the silence isn’t failure — it’s integration. You’ll learn how to:🜂 Honor the pause after your leap🜃 Take one small grounded action to activate momentum🜁 Read a simple 3-card spread to find your next step ✦ The Fool → The Magician Micro Spread ✦1️⃣ What energy am I still carrying from the leap?2️⃣ What first action wants to happen next?3️⃣ What supports me as I build momentum? Pull these cards quickly — no overthinking.Let the story tell itself. ✦ Mentioned in this Episode ✦🎧 Listen to Episode 2 — The Fool: Leaps, Risks & New Beginnings for context.🎙 Stay tuned for Episode 3 — The Magician & The High Priestess coming November 28. ✦ Connect + Support ✦💫 Patreon: deeper teachings, spreads, and journaling prompts every week👉 www.patreon.com/thisaintfortunetelling ☕ Buy Me a Coffee: help support production or tip for the episode👉 www.buymeacoffee.com/thisaintfortunetelling 🌐 Website: readings, podcast info, and resources👉 www.thisaintfortunetelling.com 📧 Email Clo: for questions, readings, or listener submissions👉 claudine@thisaintfortunetelling.com 📱 Follow on Socials:Instagram + Facebook → @tclaudinelascelle ✦ Closing Thought ✦This in-between place is where magic and doubt wrestle for the mic.Your only job is to keep showing up for the version of you who said yes.Trust your momentum — and pull with intention.

    4 min
  8. 2025-11-14

    Episode 2 - The Fool

    Summary In this episode of This Ain't Fortune Telling, Clo and Eileen explore the symbolism and lessons of the Fool card in tarot. They discuss the importance of taking leaps of faith, trusting the unknown, and embracing the journey of self-discovery. Through personal anecdotes and insights, they highlight how curiosity and intuition guide us in navigating uncertainty and making empowered choices. The conversation culminates in a tarot reading that illustrates the Fool's journey, emphasizing the potential for new beginnings and the importance of being present in the moment. Takeaways The Fool card symbolizes new beginnings and potential.Trusting the leap is essential for personal growth.We often let fear and comfort hold us back from taking leaps.Curiosity allows us to explore our thoughts without judgment.The journey of self-discovery is about evolution, not fixing ourselves.Intuition guides us through uncertainty and decision-making.We have everything we need within us to move forward.The Fool's journey encourages us to embrace the unknown.Self-talk and subconscious patterns can hinder our progress.Taking action is crucial in realizing our goals and dreams. Journaling prompts Where am I resisting a leap, even though I know it’s timeWhat am I carrying in my bag — the resources I already have for this journey?Useful links Clo's websitewww.thisaintfortunetelling.com Buy Me a Coffeebuymeacoffee.com/thisaintfortunetelling Patreonpatreon.com/thisaintfortunetelling for bonus videos and extra readings Eileen MacDonellhttps://www.eileenmacdonell.com/

    50 min
  9. 2025-11-07 · BONUS

    Bonus Episode 1 - The Fool's Journey

    SHOW NOTES — Bonus Episode: The Fool’s Journey (Backstory) Welcome to a special bonus drop of This Ain’t Fortune Telling. Today I’m giving you the backstory that every tarot learner needs to know before we begin card-by-card next week. This is the Fool’s Journey — the true narrative the Major Arcana is telling. This is how tarot mirrors a human life. From innocence — to initiation — to power — to ego — to collapse — to death — to rebirth — and finally: integration. We walk through the Fool’s key milestones, the teachers he meets, the tests he fails, the illusions he falls for, and the awakenings that reshape him. By the end of this episode, you’ll have the actual map that makes the whole thing make sense. So next week, when we begin with Card Zero — The Fool — you’ll already know the shape of the road he’s stepping onto. Today: no predictions, no spreads — just context. And context is queen. MENTIONS / RESOURCES • Patreon — bonus content, extended study, spreads library: https://www.patreon.com/cw/ThisAintFortuneTelling • Buy Me a Coffee — tip jar for the show: https://www.patreon.com/cw/ThisAintFortuneTelling WANT TO BE ON THE SHOW? If you’d like a reading on air: • send a voice memo or email with your question, OR • tell me if you’d like to come on live → claudine@thisaintfortunetelling.com Or go to the website and “contact us” www.thisaintfortunetelling.com FOLLOW + SHARE Subscribe on Apple & Spotify so you don’t miss Episode Two — The Fool— dropping next. And share this episode with any tarot lover who wants deeper meaning, not fortune cookie b******t.

    10 min
  10. 2025-10-31

    Episode 1 - Samhain

    🎙️ Episode 1 — Samhain: Shadows, Endings & New BeginningsHost: CloAir Date: October 31, 2025 ✨ Episode SummaryWelcome to This Ain’t Fortune Telling! In this first episode, Clo sets the tone for the entire series — tarot without the fortune-cookie nonsense. Recorded on Samhain, the witch’s New Year, this solo episode dives into endings, reflection, and the magic of beginning again. Clo shares why she created this podcast, how her own tarot journey transformed from “please just tell me what to do” to “I’m learning to read my own damn energy,” and why tarot isn’t about predicting your fate — it’s about understanding yourself. She also walks listeners through a Samhain spread designed to help you release what no longer serves and step into the season ahead with clarity and courage. 🃏 In This EpisodeWhat This Ain’t Fortune Telling is really aboutWhy tarot is a tool for clarity — not prophecyThe energy of Samhain: endings, renewal, and honest reflectionClo’s personal story: from seeker to self-trusterA live Samhain card pullA peek at what’s coming in Episode 2: The Fool and His Journey🔮 Mentioned in This EpisodeThe Fool — the card of new beginnings and brave leapsSamhain Tarot Spread (available on Patreon as a downloadable worksheet)Buy Me a Coffee → buymeacoffee.com/thisaintfortunetellingPatreon → patreon.com/thisaintfortunetelling for bonus videos and extra readingsvisit my website at www.thisaintfortunetelling.com 💜 Clo’s Closing Words“The cards don’t predict your future — they clarify your energy.Wherever you are, whatever you’re ending or beginning, trust what’s showing up.” 🎧 Tune InListen on Spotify • Apple PodcastsNew episodes every two weeks.

    17 min
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Forget crystal balls and vague predictions—this is tarot with both feet on the ground. This Ain’t Fortune Telling is for anyone craving clarity, not prophecy. Join Clo for live readings, intuitive yet practical insights, and deep dives into tarot’s imagery and symbolism. No gurus, no gatekeeping—just you, your intuition, and the cards. Come for the tarot. Stay for the truth