This Ain't Fortune Telling

Claudine
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Forget crystal balls and vague predictions—this is tarot with both feet on the ground. This Ain’t Fortune Telling is for anyone craving clarity, not prophecy. Join Clo for live readings, intuitive yet practical insights, and deep dives into tarot’s imagery and symbolism. No gurus, no gatekeeping—just you, your intuition, and the cards. Come for the tarot. Stay for the truth

  1. 15 hrs ago

    Episode 22 — Pentacles Energy: What Are You Building?

    In this episode of This Ain’t Fortune Telling, Clo is joined by Meaghan to close out the journey through the four suits of the Minor Arcana with Pentacles — the suit that brings everything back down to earth. Pentacles are often thought of as the “money cards,” but they’re about so much more: our bodies, work, health, time, energy, resources, habits, security, capacity — and the tangible lives we create through the choices we make every day. Our guiding question: What am I building — and is the way I’m building it sustainable? Clo and Meaghan follow the Pentacles from Ace through Ten, exploring what it actually takes to turn an idea into something real. They talk about sustainable capacity, asking for help, scarcity and survival, giving versus receiving, consistency, and knowing when something needs more time — versus when the way you’re doing it needs to change. They also explore one of the biggest lessons of Pentacles energy: real change isn’t always exciting. Sometimes it’s simply doing the thing again and again until one day, something has changed. 🌿 In This EpisodePentacles as more than the “money suit”Your body, time, energy and attention as resourcesSustainable capacity and small, consistent changeThe journey from Ace through Ten of PentaclesScarcity, survival and asking for supportGiving, receiving and over-givingKnowing when to keep going — and when to change your approachWhy consistency matters more than constant inspirationThe Pentacles Court Cards and embodied abundanceWhy information alone doesn’t create transformationA four-card Roots & Resources collective reading✨ The Collective ReadingThings get especially interesting when the cards bring forward the Eight of Swords, Queen of Pentacles, Four of Wands and Devil. The conversation turns toward limiting beliefs, embodiment, where we’re directing our energy, the patterns that keep us stuck — and recognizing that sometimes we have to take off the blindfold before we can begin building something new. 🔮 Reflection QuestionsWhat am I actually building right now?Do my daily choices support what I say I want?What resources am I overlooking?Where am I spending energy I don’t actually have?What needs consistency rather than intensity?What would sustainable growth actually look like for me?🌎 The Four SuitsCups: What are my emotions trying to tell me? Swords: What story am I telling myself? Wands: What wants to come alive? Pentacles: What am I building — and is it sustainable? I feel it. I understand it. I want it. And then I have to build it. Because eventually, insight has to become something we actually live. 💜 ConnectClo — Host of This Ain’t Fortune Telling thisaintfortunetelling.com Visit the website for the blog, readings, upcoming events and more from This Ain’t Fortune Telling. Meaghan -https://www.somaticintimacycoaching.ca/ If you enjoyed this episode, follow the show, share it, and leave a rating or review. Until next time — trust what’s showing up, and pull with intention

  2. Aug 21

    Episode 21 — Wands Energy: What Wants to Come Alive?

    In this episode of This Ain’t Fortune Telling, Clo is joined by Meaghan to explore the suit of Wands — the tarot’s realm of fire, desire, creativity, ambition, confidence, sexuality, and life force. If Cups asks, “What are my emotions trying to tell me?” and Swords asks, “What story am I telling myself?”, Wands asks: What wants to come alive? Together, Clo and Meaghan follow the journey of the Wands from the first spark of the Ace through possibility, growth, visibility, resistance, momentum, resilience, and eventually the burden that can come when something we once loved becomes too heavy to carry. This episode explores the difference between genuine desire and obligation, the vulnerability of being seen, the fine line between resilience and burnout, and what it means to reconnect with the parts of ourselves that still have energy. As always, tarot here isn’t about predicting the future — it’s about understanding the energy you’re working with so you can choose how to meet it. 🔥 In This EpisodeWhat Wands energy represents in tarotFire as desire, passion, creativity, and movementThe journey from Ace through Ten of WandsVisibility, confidence, and being seenThe difference between persistence and overextensionHow passion can slowly become burdenThe Wands Court Cards and different relationships with fireA Wands-themed tarot reading focused on what wants to come alive✨ Key TakeawaysDesire is information.Not everything you start is meant to be carried forever.Visibility can feel vulnerable even when it’s something you wanted.Passion needs tending, not constant pushing.Resilience is powerful, but so is knowing when to stop.Burnout can happen even around things we genuinely love.Fire moves — what inspired you before may not be what inspires you now.🔮 Reflection QuestionsWhat genuinely excites me right now?Where am I following desire — and where am I following obligation?What used to light me up but now feels heavy?Where am I overextending myself?What part of me wants more room to live?💜 ConnectClo — Host of This Ain’t Fortune Telling thisaintfortunetelling.com Read the blog, explore upcoming events, or book a tarot reading through the website. Meaghan Somaticintimacycoachin.ca If this episode resonates, share it with someone who could use a little more fire in their life — or maybe permission to put one of the ten wands down. Until next time — trust what’s showing up, and pull with intention.

  3. Jul 28

    Episode 20 — Swords Energy: The Stories We Tell Ourselves

    In this episode of This Ain’t Fortune Telling, Clo is joined by Victoria to explore the suit of Swords — the tarot’s realm of thought, truth, communication, decisions, conflict, and, yes… overthinking. If Cups asked us, “What are my emotions trying to tell me?”, Swords asks a very different question: What story am I telling myself? Together, Clo and Victoria follow the journey of the Swords from the clarity of the Ace through decision, heartbreak, conflict, anxiety, perspective, and ultimately the ending of a mental cycle. And while Swords have a reputation for being some of the more difficult cards in tarot, they aren’t inherently negative. A sword can wound, but it can also cut through confusion, establish boundaries, and help us separate what we fear from what we actually know to be true. 🔮 In This EpisodeWhat Swords energy represents in tarotAir as the element of thought, truth, and communicationWhy Swords aren’t necessarily “bad” cardsThe journey from the Ace through the Ten of SwordsHeartbreak, conflict, anxiety, and overthinkingThe difference between our thoughts and the factsThe Swords Court Cards and different relationships with truthA Swords clarity reading: the story vs. the truth✨ Key TakeawaysThoughts are powerful, but thoughts aren’t always facts.The stories we create around an experience can sometimes cause as much suffering as the experience itself.Clarity can be uncomfortable and still be valuable.Boundaries don’t require cruelty.Rest is part of mental health, not an interruption of productivity.Overthinking can make imagined outcomes feel very real.Sometimes moving forward requires questioning the story we’ve been repeating.💬 Memorable Lines“What story am I telling myself?” “Sometimes the greatest clarity comes from questioning the narrator.” “A sword can hurt — but it can also cut through confusion.” “Just because you think something doesn’t necessarily mean it’s true.” 🔮 Reflection QuestionsWhat story am I currently telling myself?What do I actually know to be true?What am I assuming?Is this thought helping me understand something — or keeping me stuck?What might change if I questioned the story instead of automatically believing it?💜 ConnectClo — Host of This Ain’t Fortune Telling thisaintfortunetelling.com Read the blog, explore upcoming events, or book a tarot reading through the website. If this episode resonates, share it with someone whose brain occasionally likes to turn one thought into a full eight-season Netflix series. 😏 And if you’re enjoying This Ain’t Fortune Telling, follow the show and leave a rating or review to help more people find us. Until next time — trust what’s showing up, and pull with intention.

  4. Jul 10

    Episode 19 — Cups Energy: The Language of the Heart

    In this episode of This Ain’t Fortune Telling, Clo is joined by Meaghan for the first installment in the Minor Arcana series as they explore the suit of Cups—the suit of emotions, relationships, intuition, and connection. Rather than looking at each card individually, this conversation follows the emotional journey of the Cups from the first spark of feeling in the Ace through to the emotional maturity of the King. Together, Clo and Meaghan explore how our emotions evolve, what they reveal about us, and why learning to listen to them is far more powerful than trying to silence them. The guiding question for this episode is simple: What are my emotions trying to tell me? Through discussion, practical examples, and a live tarot reading, they unpack how Cups energy shows up in everyday life—from love and vulnerability to grief, nostalgia, emotional fulfillment, and everything in between. As always, tarot here isn't about predicting the future—it's about understanding yourself with greater honesty, compassion, and awareness. 🔮 In This EpisodeWhat the Cups suit represents in tarotWhy water is the perfect symbol for emotionsThe emotional journey through the CupsRelationships, intuition, vulnerability, and connectionEmotional intelligence through the Court CardsWhy feelings aren't problems to solveA collective Cups-themed tarot reading✨ Key TakeawaysEmotions are information, not obstacles.Vulnerability is a strength, not a weakness.Emotional growth happens through curiosity, not judgment.Every feeling has something to teach us.Healing isn't about avoiding difficult emotions—it's about learning to move through them.The Cups remind us that connection begins with ourselves.💬 Memorable Lines"Your emotions aren't your enemy—they're your language." "The Cups don't ask, 'How do I feel better?' They ask, 'What is this feeling trying to teach me?'" "Our emotions aren't problems to solve. They're messages to understand." 🔮 Reflection QuestionsWhat emotion have I been trying not to feel?What would change if I became curious instead of critical?What is this feeling trying to tell me?Where am I being invited into deeper emotional honesty?💜 ConnectClo — Host of This Ain't Fortune Telling 🌐 https://thisaintfortunetelling.com Read the blog, explore upcoming events, or book a tarot reading at the website. Meaghan www.somaticaintimacycoaching.ca If this episode resonated, share it with someone who could use a little more compassion for their emotional world. And if you're enjoying the podcast, following the show, leaving a rating, or writing a review helps more people discover This Ain't Fortune Telling. Until next time— trust what's showing up, and pull with intention.

  5. Jun 26

    Episode 18 - Ace Energy - The seeds of each suit

    n this episode of This Ain’t Fortune Telling, Clo is joined by Tara for a conversation about the four Aces of the tarot and the unique energy each one brings. Often seen as cards of beginnings, the Aces are more than opportunities or fresh starts—they are seeds. Each Ace contains the essence of its suit and represents the first spark of possibility before the story unfolds. Together, Clo and Tara explore the Ace of Wands as the seed of passion and creativity, the Ace of Cups as emotional openness and connection, the Ace of Swords as clarity and truth, and the Ace of Pentacles as grounded opportunity and sustainable growth. Through imagery, practical examples, and a live reading, they discuss how Ace energy often arrives quietly and why recognizing these small beginnings can be just as important as celebrating major milestones. As always, tarot here isn't about predicting what will happen next—it's about recognizing the energy available to you right now and deciding what you're willing to nurture. 🔮 In This EpisodeWhat Ace energy actually representsThe Ace of Wands: the seed of fire, passion, and inspirationThe Ace of Cups: the seed of emotional connection and intuitionThe Ace of Swords: the seed of truth, clarity, and perspectiveThe Ace of Pentacles: the seed of tangible growth and opportunityWhy beginnings often arrive quietlyHow to recognize emerging energy in your lifeA live reading focused on new beginnings✨ Key TakeawaysAces are seeds, not outcomesPotential still requires participationNew beginnings are often subtleNot every opportunity needs to become something permanentClarity can be just as transformative as actionSustainable growth starts with small, consistent stepsYou don't need the whole plan to honour a beginning💬 Memorable Lines"An Ace is not the outcome. It's the seed." "The Ace isn't the whole story. It's the moment the story becomes possible." "Most beginnings don't arrive loudly. They arrive quietly and ask if you're willing to nurture them." 🔮 Reflection QuestionsWhat seed is trying to grow in my life right now?What beginning have I been dismissing because it feels small?What wants my attention, energy, or trust?💜 ConnectClo — Host of This Ain't Fortune Telling 🌐 https://thisaintfortunetelling.com 514-216-9291 Tara TaraT.inspire@gmail.com 514-892-2450 Until next time — trust what's showing up, and pull with intention.

  6. Jun 12

    Episode 17 - Summer Solstice Special — Light, Growth & What Wants to Fully Live

    In this special Summer Solstice episode of This Ain’t Fortune Telling, Clo is joined by Meaghan for a conversation about the longest day of the year and what this turning point in the Wheel of the Year can teach us about growth, visibility, and sustainable expansion. Together, they explore the symbolism of the Summer Solstice, the tension between growth and burnout, and why being fully seen can feel both exciting and uncomfortable. Through reflection, personal stories, and a collective tarot reading, they discuss what it means to honor where you are in your journey instead of constantly chasing what's next. ✨ In this episode: The meaning and symbolism of the Summer SolsticeGrowth, visibility, and personal expansionThe difference between thriving and overextendingReflecting on how far you've come since winterA collective Summer Solstice tarot readingSimple ways to work with Solstice energy in your own life💭 Reflection Question: What in your life is asking to be fully lived instead of postponed? Connect with Clo: 🌐 thisaintfortunetelling.com Meaghan https://www.somaticintimacycoaching.ca/ Until next time — trust what's showing up, and pull with intention.

  7. May 29

    Episode 16 - Major Arcana Wrap up

    Archetypes, Patterns & Revisiting The Fool’s JourneyIn this episode of This Ain’t Fortune Telling, Clo is joined by Meaghan for a big-picture conversation about the Major Arcana, the Fool’s Journey, and the patterns we revisit throughout our lives. Rather than reviewing the cards one by one, this episode explores what the Major Arcana actually represent: archetypes, cycles, and the deeply human process of growth, awareness, disruption, and integration. Together, Clo and Meaghan break the Fool’s Journey into three phases: ✨ Learning the world ✨ Understanding the self ✨ Truth, disruption & integration They explore how we move through these phases repeatedly, not as a straight line, but as a spiral, revisiting lessons with deeper awareness each time. The conversation touches on identity, performance, accountability, emotional growth, self-trust, burnout, integration, and what it really means to “learn a lesson.” This episode is less about memorizing tarot and more about recognizing yourself inside the journey. 🔮 In This Episode, We ExploreWhy the Major Arcana are archetypes, not eventsThe Fool’s Journey as a spiral, not a straight lineThe three major phases of the journeyLearning identity, structure, and expectationsEmotional awareness, accountability, and self-trustTruth, disruption, healing, and integrationThe difference between knowledge and embodied wisdomWhy we revisit the same lessons throughout lifeHow reflection helps us recognize patterns and growth✨ The Three Phases of The Fool’s JourneyPhase 1 — Learning the WorldMagician → Chariot Identity, expectations, structure, belonging, and learning how to function in the collective. Phase 2 — Understanding the SelfStrength → Temperance Inner work, emotional awareness, accountability, perspective shifts, and integration. Phase 3 — Truth, Disruption & IntegrationDevil → World Truth rising, illusions breaking, healing, awakening, and embodied wisdom. 💬 Memorable Lines“You never finish the Fool’s Journey.” “Growth isn’t linear. it’s a spiral.” “Sometimes the lesson returning means you’re ready to go deeper.” “The World isn’t an ending. It’s integration.” “You can be in multiple phases of the journey at the same time.” 🔮 Reflection QuestionsWhere am I right now: learning, reflecting, or transforming?Am I in a breakthrough moment or an integration phase?What lesson keeps revisiting me — and what deeper layer might be asking for attention?Am I allowing this phase of my journey to be enough?💜 ConnectClo — Host of This Ain’t Fortune Telling🌐 https://thisaintfortunetelling.com Meaghanhttps://www.somaticintimacycoaching.ca/

  8. May 15

    Episode 15 — The Sun, Judgement & The World

    Clarity, Calling & What Happens After the Awakening In this episode of This Ain’t Fortune Telling, Clo is joined by Meaghan to explore the final stretch of the Major Arcana through three powerful archetypes: The Sun, Judgement, and The World. Together, these cards tell a story about clarity, truth, and what happens when we finally stop negotiating with ourselves. The conversation begins with The Sun — the card of visibility, openness, and seeing things clearly for what they are. But the deeper work of this episode lives inside Judgement and The World. Judgement is explored not as punishment or criticism, but as a call to truth. The moment where something inside you wakes up and says: you already know. It’s the archetype of awakening, accountability, and choosing whether or not to live in alignment with what you now understand. And then comes The World — not an ending, but integration. The moment where the lessons become lived experience, where a cycle completes, and where we step into a different version of ourselves. Through imagery, real-life reflection, and a live reading, Clo and Meaghan explore what it means to hear the call of your own life — and what changes once you do. As always, tarot here isn’t about predicting what’s coming — it’s about understanding what’s happening now so you can meet it consciously. 🔮 In This Episode, We ExploreThe Sun as clarity, openness, and visibilityJudgement as awakening, truth, and inner callingThe World as integration and completionThe difference between knowing something and living itWhy truth becomes uncomfortable once we can no longer ignore itThe emotional experience of stepping into a new version of yourselfCompletion as integration — not perfectionThe final arc of the Fool’s Journey✨ Key TakeawaysClarity often arrives before change doesJudgement is a call to truth, not punishmentAwakening usually begins internally before life changes externallyIgnoring what you know becomes harder over timeCompletion is not the same as “being done”The World represents integration and expansionGrowth happens when truth becomes actionYou don’t need certainty — you need honesty💬 Memorable Lines“Judgement is the call to become who you already know you are.” “You don’t need certainty. You need honesty.” “The World isn’t an ending — it’s integration.” 🔮 Reflection QuestionsWhat truth have I already heard… but haven’t fully lived yet?What part of me is ready to move forward?💜 ConnectClo — Host of This Ain’t Fortune Telling 🌐 https://thisaintfortunetelling.com Meaghanhttps://www.somaticintimacycoaching.ca/

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Forget crystal balls and vague predictions—this is tarot with both feet on the ground. This Ain’t Fortune Telling is for anyone craving clarity, not prophecy. Join Clo for live readings, intuitive yet practical insights, and deep dives into tarot’s imagery and symbolism. No gurus, no gatekeeping—just you, your intuition, and the cards. Come for the tarot. Stay for the truth

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  • Creator
    Claudine
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    25
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © 2025 Claudine