Top Hat Moms

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Buckle up while we embark on heartfelt discussions that celebrate the joys, conquer the challenges, and remind us all that being a mom is a beautiful, messy adventure. Join hosts Amanda and Kristen, 2 real-life moms and best friends on an honest and relatable journey through the joys and challenges of motherhood. These 2 dynamic women dive into the rollercoaster ride of raising kids, using personal anecdotes, practical tips, and a whole lot of comedy about navigating motherhood. They will leave you feeling understood, inspired, empowered, and may make you pee a little with laughter.

  1. 2025-05-30

    Ep: 73 - A Gross-Off Showdown

    This week on Top Hat Moms, Amanda and Kristen dive nose-first into the ultimate parenting debate: What’s more disgusting—potty training toddlers or shepherding tweens through puberty? Kristen, the seasoned mom who’s survived both, swears puberty takes the cake (and ruins it too). From one who pees in their pants to one who just smells like he does, the moms compare horror stories, laugh through the trauma, and try not to gag. Whether you're in the trenches of toddler turds or navigating puberty’s pungent pit stops, this episode proves that motherhood is a wild, weird, and occasionally stinky ride.

    33 min

  2. 2025-05-23

    Ep: 72 - You do WHAT for self-care?

    Amanda and Kristen try to dive into a meaningful conversation about how self-care looks different for every mom—but true to form, they get delightfully derailed. Tune in as they spiral into a hilarious chat about their personal favorites: massages that border on spiritual awakenings, pedicures as an escape plan, and the surprisingly soothing world of ASMR videos. It’s chaotic, it’s real, and it’s basically a form of self-care just listening to it. So grab your cold coffee, hide in the bathroom, and enjoy this episode of Top Hat Moms.

    36 min

  3. 2025-05-16

    Ep. 71 - Mother's Day and Moving Trucks

    In this episode of Top Hat Moms, Amanda and Kristen recap the wild rollercoaster that was Mother’s Day. Kristen shares her Mother’s Day highlights (read: her kids remembered!), while Amanda dives headfirst into the tornado that is moving out of state in just two weeks. Spoiler alert: it's like packing for a vacation… if that vacation was permanent, involved 900 boxes, and a toddler who keeps unpacking them. From broken moving boxes to emotional breakdowns over Tupperware lids, the moms keep it real, raw, and ridiculously funny. Whether you’re a mom, moving soon, or just here for the chaos, this one’s for you.

    30 min

  4. 2025-05-09

    Ep: 70 - Marriage, Mayhem, and What We Show Our Kids

    In this episode, Amanda and Kristen dive into the beautifully chaotic world of modeling healthy relationships for our kids—whether you're happily married, co-parenting like a champ, or somewhere in between. Amanda takes a victory lap around her rock-solid marriage (humble brag alert), while Kristen shares her wisdom from the trenches of managing four co-parents and two energetic boys. From healthy disagreements to big love lessons, this one’s all about showing our kids what respect, communication, and partnership really look like—mess and all.

    33 min

  5. 2025-05-02

    Ep: 69 - TRAPPED...INside...WITH the kids

    When the skies open up and the thunder rolls in, what’s a mom to do with kids bouncing off the walls like gremlins on espresso? In this episode of Top Hat Moms, Amanda and Kristen share their go-to stormy day survival activities—from Pinterest fails and blanket forts that collapse mid-snack to the sacred art of screen-time negotiation. Tune in for laughs, relatable mom moments, and a few actually doable ideas to keep your littles entertained when you're all stuck inside and sanity is hanging by a thread (or a soggy craft project). Grab your coffee, your wine, or your emergency chocolate stash—it's raining chaos and cuddles!

    33 min

  6. 2025-04-25

    Ep:68 - I wish you the worst, Kristen's Version

    Buckle up, moms, because Kristen is grabbing the mic and serving a hot, petty tea party full of "I wish you the worst" insults—Top Hat Moms style. You know the ones: the kind of classy-yet-unhinged zingers you can mutter under your breath while packing Goldfish and pretending you’re emotionally stable. This week, Kristen dishes out the most deliciously passive-aggressive jabs that are safe to say around your littles but hit just right with the grown-ups. From playground politics to school drop-off shade, no one is safe—but everyone will be laughing. Whether you’re silently judging Becky from PTA or still not over that mom who called your kid “spirited,” this is the episode for you. Amanda tries to keep it together (kind of), and Kristen goes full chaos with her signature charm. Pour a lukewarm coffee, hide in your minivan, and prepare to snort-laugh through your AirPods.

    34 min

  7. 2025-04-18

    Ep. -67: I wish you the worst, Amanda's version

    In this hilariously petty episode of Top Hat Moms, Amanda and Kristen tackle the fine art of cussing someone out—without actually cussing. Because let's face it, sometimes you need to express deep, soul-shaking rage… while your toddler is eating goldfish crackers three feet away. Amanda comes in hot with a list of savage, PG-rated insults that somehow cut deeper than a string of F-bombs. Think: “May your coffee always be lukewarm,” or “I hope every time you go to Target, they're out of what you need.” The two spiral into a delightful chaos of clean yet emotionally destructive one-liners. Tune in for laughs, clapbacks, and the ultimate guide to being a respectful menace while still earning your “Mom of the Year” mug.

    38 min

  8. 2025-04-11

    Ep: 66 - Ya crusty, ya dusty, ya clothes 'finna be musty

    Join Amanda and Kristen in this hilarious episode of Top Hat Moms as they dive into the world of chores for their little ones. Discover what age-appropriate chores look like and how to make them fun for kids! Kristen shares her unique perspective on why she doesn't believe in paying an allowance for everyday chores, explaining how her boys earn money for the things they truly want. With their signature humor, Amanda and Kristen keep you laughing with their outlandish takes on parenting and the chaos that comes with it. Tune in for a blend of practical advice and comic relief that will leave you in stitches!

    38 min
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Buckle up while we embark on heartfelt discussions that celebrate the joys, conquer the challenges, and remind us all that being a mom is a beautiful, messy adventure. Join hosts Amanda and Kristen, 2 real-life moms and best friends on an honest and relatable journey through the joys and challenges of motherhood. These 2 dynamic women dive into the rollercoaster ride of raising kids, using personal anecdotes, practical tips, and a whole lot of comedy about navigating motherhood. They will leave you feeling understood, inspired, empowered, and may make you pee a little with laughter.

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  • Creator
    Top Hat Moms
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2025
  • Episodes
    73
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Top Hat Moms
  • Show Website
    Top Hat Moms