TVDONUT

Listening to TVDONUT is like having a group of friends that will talk about your favourite TV show endlessly. Well, their favourite tv show. Well, *a* tv show, okay? Pros: Unlike your real friends, you can silence them whenever you want, and they'll (probably) answer your emails. They're also probably more intelligent than your real friends, because you met most of the people you know at a souless office job, and you're SO TIRED of explaining bildungsroman to people who act like GOT invented the hero's journey. But after months of attending mediocre book club meetings where you are the only person who remembers to bring a snack, you've settled, and desperate conversations about The Bachelor are your lonely future. But just like the endless reruns of Friends you put on to fill the silence, Tv Donut's witty banter is there for you, right? Cons: Just like in real life, they don't acknowledge anything you add to the conversation, and you never get a bite of the donut.