24 episodes

Conspiracy obsessed Flat Earthers Randy Dunning and Gayle Kruger will do anything to create the next great viral video... They’ll even kidnap a Freemason and keep him locked in their basement until he tells them what's really going on. Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason is a satirical dark comedy about Secret Societies and Conspiracy Culture. Created by Jeremy Ellett.

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason Good Pointe

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Conspiracy obsessed Flat Earthers Randy Dunning and Gayle Kruger will do anything to create the next great viral video... They’ll even kidnap a Freemason and keep him locked in their basement until he tells them what's really going on. Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason is a satirical dark comedy about Secret Societies and Conspiracy Culture. Created by Jeremy Ellett.

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    Shadowbanned

    Shadowbanned

    Randy Dunning’s quest for internet immortality is interrupted by a Shadowban. 
    CAST:
    Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
    Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
    Matthew Woodcock as Walt.
    Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
    David Ault as Mac.
    Addison Peacock as Karen.
    Adam Clark as Daniel Downripple.
    Graham Rowat as Newsham.
    Kristen DiMercurio as Bonnie.
    Charlie Wes as Ed.
    Maya Murphy as Millie.
    Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad.
    Michelle Kelly as Charlotte.
    Josh Rubino as Customer 1.
    Brandon Finch as Customer 2.
    Kirsty Woolven as Customer 3.
    CREW:
    Writing, Sound Design and Music Direction by Jeremy Ellett. 
    Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett.
    MUSIC:
    Social Kapital by Glad Rags. 
    Something True by Louie Zong.
    Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer.
    Retro by Bajio Alvarado.
    Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.
    A Fog of Frequencies by Keshco.
    Pragia by Mystery Mammal.
    Special Spotlight by Kevin MacLeod.
    Endeavor by Jahzzar.
    CW:
    Existential Dread, Loss of Employment.
    LINKS:
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    • 40 min
    Toasted Ravioli

    Toasted Ravioli

    Randy, Ed and Gayle try to create the next great viral video. Doctor K has a secret to share with the group.
    CAST:
    Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
    Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
    Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
    Charlie Wes as Ed.
    Rob Schwarb as Mike.
    Addison Peacock as Karen.
    Amr Ammourazz as Drive-Thru Worker.
    David Sillars as Doctor K.
    Josh Rubino as the Remote Viewing Handler, Passerby.
    Stephen Cullen as the Remote Viewing Subject.
    CREW:
    Writing, Sound Design and Music Direction by Jeremy Ellett. 
    Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett.
    This episode included a recreation of the infamous 'declassified' document: Mars Exploration: 1984. 
    MUSIC:
    Social Kapital by Glad Rags. 
    Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. 
    Apollo by Mystery Mammal. 
    Prometeo by Damiano Baldoni. 
    The Fractured Flute of Time by Keshco.
    Welcome to Nostalgia by Anonymous.
    Ghosts in the Synapse by Keshco. 
    LINKS:
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    • 34 min
    And Everyone Clapped

    And Everyone Clapped

    Just another day in the life of Freemason Walter Clay. 
    CAST:
    Matthew Woodcock as Walt.
    Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
    Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason.
    Gabrielle Adkins as Amari.
    Jordan Stillman as Judy.
    Cornelius Mohr as Freemason Saul.
    Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil.
    Brandon Finch as Freemason Terry.
    Charlie Wes as Ed.
    Abby Espiritu as Derby Clay.
    Phil Sherwood as Jay.
    Stephen Indrisano as Steve.
    Torian Brackett as Pete.
    Ezra J. Wayne as Peter.
    Claire Gaskell as Evie.
    Ariel Hack as The Emalema Bossbabe.
    Josh Rubino as the Freemason Ensemble.
    Socks Whitmore as the Superfan.
    CREW:
    Writing, Sound Design and Music Direction by Jeremy Ellett. 
    Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett.
    Dialogue Cleanup by Newton Schottelkotte. 
    MUSIC:
    Social Kapital by Glad Rags. 
    Tick Tock by Glad Rags. 
    Wonder Under by Glad Rags.
    Goodnight, Cowgirl by Louie Zong.
    When a Stranger Comes to Town by Louie Zong. 
    CW:
    Ritual Ceremony, Existential Dread, Threat of Harm, Conspiracies.
    LINKS:
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    Transcript
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    • 33 min
    Thanksgiving Music

    Thanksgiving Music

    The end of the St. Louis Flat Earth Society. And the beginning of something else.
    CAST:
    Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
    Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
    Matthew Woodcock as Walter.
    Jack Carmichael as The Narrator.
    Charlie Wes as Ed Choom.
    Sena Bryer as Larry.
    Addison Peacock as Karen.
    Josh Rubino as Astronaut Alfred Ross, Maximum Mindfulness Narrator.
    Amr Ammourazz as Drive Thru Worker.
    Socks Whitmore as Sandwich Shop Worker.
    Ryan Philbrook as Smashed Potatoes Ad.
    David Sillars as Doctor K.
    CREW:
    Writing, Sound Design and Music Direction by Jeremy Ellett. 
    Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett.
    MUSIC:
    Social Kapital by Glad Rags. 
    Tick Tock by Glad Rags.
    Alamo by Glad Rags.
    The Group by Keshco.
    Ladybird by Louie Zong.
    CW:
    Death, Funeral, Violence, Stalking, Drugging, Abduction.
    LINKS:
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    • 31 min
    All My Homies Hate Sir Isaac Newton

    All My Homies Hate Sir Isaac Newton

    Walt wakes up in a cage. Randy and Gayle get their money’s worth. 
    CAST:
    Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
    Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
    Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
    Matthew Woodcock as Walter.
    Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton.
    Abby Espiritu as Derby Clay.
    Su Ling Chan as Debra.
    Graham Rowat as Newsham.
    Ryan Philbrook as Smashed Potatoes Ad.
    Scottye Moore as Sgt. Dirkwater.
    CREW:
    Writing, Post-Production and Music Direction by Jeremy Ellett. 
    Sound Design by Tal Minear.
    Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett.
    MUSIC:
    Social Kapital by Glad Rags.
    Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.
    Retro by Bajio Alvarado.
    FIFA Slide by Keshco.
    Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer.
    Specter by Alan Walker.
    Special Spotlight by Kevin MacLeod.
    CW:
    Abduction, Threat of Violence.
    LINKS:
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    • 28 min
    The Observer's Local Horizon

    The Observer's Local Horizon

    Ed Choom tries to be everything to everyone. Charlotte finally remembers to do her job. 
    CAST:
    Charlie Wes as Ed.
    Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.
    Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.
    Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.
    Lindsay Zana as Camille.
    Kale Brown as Jimmie.
    Danyelle Ellett as Destiny.
    Jordan Stillman as Judy.
    Michelle Kelly as Charlotte.
    Phil Sherwood as Jay.
    Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason.
    Kristian Lawrence as Neil the Freemason.
    Jessa Jordan as Tasha.
    CREW:
    Writing, Sound Design and Music Direction by Jeremy Ellett. 
    Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett.
    MUSIC:
    Social Kapital by Glad Rags.
    U Think U by Glad Rags.
    Ode to a Dandelion by Glad Rags. 
    Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.
    Social Kapital Reprise by Glad Rags. 
    Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer. 
    Breakfast by Damian Baldano.
    HappyFBirthday by The Danimald.
    Machine Language by Mystery Mammal. 
    LINKS:
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    • 27 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
8 Ratings

8 Ratings

SuperHumanFoods ,

A Hilarious Race to the Bottom

I had written out a whole review and then misclicked and the entire thing disappeared. I have to assume this is part of an elaborate conspiracy on the part of the “shadow government” to prevent this truth-telling, very important non-fiction podcast from getting attention.

All jokes aside, this show is a gem. TFEKaF takes a cast of characters who sometimes feel eerily like somebody I would’ve met in first-year university and now find myself weakly defending to my friends (“Randy’s a good guy, I promise- he’s just got some, uh, some kinda funny ideas.”) and makes you simultaneously love them (while peeking through your fingers, because they’re all human disasters) and fills you with gratitude that, well, no matter what your problems are, at least being one of these people isn’t one of them.

Episode by episode, the story builds its surreal narrative of closely-held (and insupportable) beliefs coming into conflict with actual reality, aided by wry, sidelong narration by the inestimable Jack Carmichael.

Oh, and there’s a feud between flat earther content creators.

Yes, it’s exactly as funny as it sounds.

Rauccious ,

Clever Conspiracy Comedy!

It’s not often that I laugh out loud at a fiction podcast, but this one got me a bunch of times. There are lots of clever little moments packed in that will make you laugh in hindsight, super subtle but all the better for it. And of course, the quality of sound design and acting are top notch!

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