98 episodes

Here it is folks. Husband & Wife comedy duo B-G & J.T. have excellent jib-jab and it's about time to share it with the rest of the world. Let's just say we have a "unique" way of looking at things and we don't hold back. No censorship.

We Can't Pick a Title Podcast B-G & Too Far Thompson

    • Comedy
    • 4.8 • 10 Ratings

Here it is folks. Husband & Wife comedy duo B-G & J.T. have excellent jib-jab and it's about time to share it with the rest of the world. Let's just say we have a "unique" way of looking at things and we don't hold back. No censorship.

    Episode 91: Five Leaf Clover!

    Episode 91: Five Leaf Clover!

    Send us a Text Message.We delve into EQUINOXES, SOLSTICES, MERIDIANS and TROPICS and JT comes up with his new wobble theory. We talk school reunions and ask if FACEBOOK should be purely for fun? BG talks about Facebook dicks and thankful that sometimes the GARBAGE takes itself out. BG lays out the details of her recent horsey meditation, we touch on our own meditative experiences and JT tells of the science of meditation. We talk about the Moonclaw 1 album and Qveen Herby's new album, THE ALC...

    • 1 hr 11 min
    Episode 90: Hot Dog Broth!

    Episode 90: Hot Dog Broth!

    Send us a Text Message.Sorry for the weird audio in the beginning, it gets better. We break out talking dish piles and brownies, but not what you think. We mention Anthony Bourdain and somehow transfer to Hot dog, pierogi, broccoli water. HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!! We find out where the term SCOT-FREE comes from? We talk about the show Upload and hash out our ULTIMATE DIGITAL AFTERLIFE. We figure out the logistics of FANTASY FLYING ANIMALS and dive into the deep end of GOLDEN GIRLS. We get to...

    • 1 hr 6 min
    Episode 89: BattleBits!

    Episode 89: BattleBits!

    Send us a Text Message.We talk about the show UPLOAD and the many aspects of a DIGITAL AFTERLIFE. JT gets flared up talking about reactive skin and Battlebits! We realize we've heard of armoires but are there legoires? We go down the hole discussing OUTER RANGE and JT's man crush on Josh Brolin. We talk Snake sanctuaries and ask What would your pets look like if they were part human? We play WOULD YOU RATHER live on a boat or a treehouse? and BG avoids the Patrick SwayZone. We ask Would ...

    • 46 min
    Episode 88: Wind Lettuce!

    Episode 88: Wind Lettuce!

    Send us a Text Message.BG goes 24/7 horsey and JT gets needy. We talk MUTT & JEFF which inevitably leads to talking SHEEP MEAT. We discuss our Foul mouthed parrot friends and BG's birthday present. We share the recipe for our newest treat, ORANGE JULIUS. We ponder if there's watermelons, are there other ELEMENTAL MELONS? What about other foods? Why isn't WIND LETTUCE a thing? JT feels a little deflated in his projects and justifies using A.I. art out of necessity. JT learns that paddling ...

    • 1 hr 5 min
    Episode 87: Gastro Theatre

    Episode 87: Gastro Theatre

    Send us a Text Message.Well we have a couple false starts with this one and determine that podcasts are hard. We have a new character to work on, PUNOCCHIO! We ask Would You Rather WATERMELON OR CANTALOUPE? We ask our audience if they have any Would You Rathers for us? We discover what a BLINTZ is realize we definitely want one with a BONG. BG talks dairy and how blue eyed folks get extra phlegmy. JT does his Bubba impression, twice! JT rants about his newest pet peeve, GASTRO ENTERTAIN...

    • 1 hr 3 min
    Episode 86: Wrexham? Damn Near Killed Em!

    Episode 86: Wrexham? Damn Near Killed Em!

    Send us a Text Message.We come in singing, jacked up and ask Do you guys have any weird nicknames for your clothes? Apparently we do. We talk JT's new obsession Welcome To WREXHAM and BG's old obsession, DUNE 2. JT talks about kickin up the sarcasm notch to profile people and BG gives the lowdown on growing veggies! We shamelessly put the call out for any SPONSORS and talk about the Big Brother Canada WINNER. We discover the comedy ANIMAL CONTROL and talk about being less CYNICAL when it come...

    • 1 hr

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
10 Ratings

10 Ratings

Captain CaveBear ,

Great Hanging Out

Love hanging out with these two!!

janxpot ,

You two…. The best!

Thank you for your honest comedy!

Sfeldmar ,

So Much Fun!!

Omg, you guys are absolutely hilarious! I don’t always get all the references, but it doesn’t matter. BG, JT’s right, don’t apologize for singing. Just sing! I love the way you are with each other, your humour, candour, love, joy, intelligence, humanity…Oh! It’s just SO good! Thanks for inviting us all in to your awesomeness!! ❤️

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