Weird AF News

Jonesy
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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

  1. 1D AGO

    Floridaman prisoner escapes to have sex in a Porta Potty. Did a Floridaman really get kidnapped by dolphins?

    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman prisoner snuck away from jail work duties to have sex in a porta potty. Drunk butt-tattoo'd Florida lady gives police Q-tips when asked for driver's license. Floridaman cop stalked and pulled over an actress just to flirt with her. Florida sheriff claims no, a Floridaman was not kidnapped by dolphins and forced to build an underwater city for them. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

    30 min

  2. 2D AGO

    Man caught smuggling 2,000 queen ants in his pants. Stoners buy cookies, the Girl Scouts learn.

    Chinese man caught smuggling 2,000 queen ants via Kenya. Girlscouts realize teaming up with a weed dispensary equals cookie sales. Canadian officials rescue 23 ice fisherman on a drifting ice sheet that broke away from shore. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

    18 min

  3. 3D AGO

    Braindead woman wakes up when her ambulance hits a pothole. "Literally Anybody Else" is running for mayor in Texas.

    Irish woman awarded damages after her boss repeatedly yelled, "Potato" at her. "Literally Anyone Else" runs for mayor of a Texas town. Braindead woman comes back to life when her ambulance hits a pothole in India. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

    17 min

  4. 4D AGO

    Testical covers are banned from saunas in Japan. Flamingos kidnapped at the Flamingo Hotel in Vegas.

    In-sauna testical covers are being banned in Japan. Tourist arrested after kidnapping and torturing a flamingo at The Flamingo in Las Vegas. Police warn there are corcodiles everywhere after major flooding in Australia. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

    21 min

  5. 5D AGO

    Floridaman throws cremated ashes onto the NASCAR racetrack. Floridaman does other Floridaman things.

    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman uses taco seasoning packets to steal Pokemon cards worth thousands. Florida woman with no right hand is ticketed for driving with her phone in her right hand. Floridaman used drug money to buy an ice cream truck for the kids. Floridaman and NASCAR fan threw cremated ashes onto the racetrack during a race. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

    25 min

  6. MAR 5

    Smoking crack helped him quit heroin, says Billy Idol. Old male whales are better at mating because they're better at singing.

    Study shows: older male whales are better at procreating because they are better at singing. Billy Idol says smoking crack helped him quit heroin. Gen Z holds a live wrestling speed-dating event. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

    20 min

  7. MAR 4

    Woman declared dead 4 times by government since 2017. Polymarket no longer allows betting on nuclear armageddon.

    Dallas woman declared dead 4 times since 2017. Convicted serial stowaway gets caught again sneaking on a flight to Europe. Polymarket betting co. removes bet on nuclear armageddon in 2026. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

    21 min

  8. MAR 3

    Lady arrested for singing a remix of the national anthem at karaoke. Scientists created popcorn flavored tomatoes.

    Woman arrested for disrespecting the national anthem at karaoke night. Scientists created tomatoes that smell just like popcorn. Government hotline gives callers English with a Spanish accent instead of Spanish language option. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

    19 min
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4.8
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About

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

Information

  • Creator
    Jonesy
  • Years Active
    2017 - 2026
  • Episodes
    2K
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Jonesy
  • Show Website
    Weird AF News

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