102 episodes

Meet Steve and Busy, two neurotic, hypochondriac actors who’ve decided to host a podcast about health and medicine. Join them on a weekly journey to unload their health issues, obsessions and opinions.

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Meet Steve and Busy, two neurotic, hypochondriac actors who’ve decided to host a podcast about health and medicine. Join them on a weekly journey to unload their health issues, obsessions and opinions.

    Shots and Bidets with David and Eve Dastmalchian

    Shots and Bidets with David and Eve Dastmalchian

    Once again Steve is recording from Atlanta and once again his guests are David and Eve Dastmalchian. They talk about their up-coming inoculations and David tries the bidet toilet seat…LIVE! 
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    • 54 min
    My Ass is Desensitized

    My Ass is Desensitized

    Steve is back with some spare time to talk about what’s been happening with his body over the past couple weeks.
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    • 37 min
    Dear Corn, How’s Your Summer? (with David and Eve Dastmalchian)

    Dear Corn, How’s Your Summer? (with David and Eve Dastmalchian)

    David and Eve Dastmalchian are living with Steve in Atlanta while David and Steve work on The Suicide Squad. The conversation revolves mostly around ticks, but strays occasionally to pink eye, pneumonia and scorpions. 
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    • 49 min
    This is Some Real Adult S**t

    This is Some Real Adult S**t

    Steve has finally left LA and settled in the greater Atlanta area for the next 5-6 months. What does he miss most about LA? Listen and find out!
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    • 35 min
    Adventure Man

    Adventure Man

    Steve is almost done moving his junk into storage for his big out of town adventure.
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    • 31 min
    This Dude Has a Totally New Dick

    This Dude Has a Totally New Dick

    Steve talks about possible Tennis Elbow and a man who was accidentally circumcised at 70 years old!
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    • 44 min

Customer Reviews

IBDLady ,

The best

This was the first podcast I ever listened to (I know I'm super late to the party) but it's the best. So funny but so real. I have chronic health issues and have found many of the episodes really relatable and comforting that I'm not alone. Love Busy and would love to hear her again, but Steve is consistently warm, funny, worried about his health.

KitDeepsky ,

Hilarious and helpful

Steve’s soothing tones, punctuated by raucous laughter or bewildered expletives, are the perfect conduit for medical mysteries, “get real” moments of sincerity, and a good laugh. He expresses real concern for his listeners’ well-being and is so relatable as he battles the familiar and f’d up aspects of hitting dreaded middle age. Us kids of the 70s and 80s finally have a real-life spokesperson to tell the “it’s nothing, all in your head” voices to STFU.

chachacj ,

Never miss

I really enjoy! I love Steve’s stories alone and when he has guests . Find his voice relaxing .

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